U can live forever now

U can live forever now

https://archive.is/2024.05.17-032932/https://www.nysun.com/article/frozen-human-brain-tissue-brought-back-to-life-in-major-cryogenics-breakthrough?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you can go to sleep for a very long time and wake up again
    homie we know who rip van winkle is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But imagine the future-pussy... I'd be so cool in the future, like a walking museum! I'd be drowning in it!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine fricking a girl (legal) that is 200 years younger than you.
        omg

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The researchers then immersed these organoids in different chemical compounds, including sugars and antifreeze solutions, to preserve the tissue while frozen in liquid nitrogen for at least 24 hours
    tl;dr: people frozen using old cryogenic methods are literally dead and are never coming back and this new technique barely works.

    >U can live forever now
    no, you can't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no, you can't.
      wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm right. you're just a moronic fricking monkey that doesn't understand how this works.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i concurr with the other anon. Ur in the wrong bro

          >freeze body
          >refreeze

          means u can technically live forever

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a fricking hamburger, you sick frick !

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you are wrong idiot. you absolutely can live forever

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you mean like all the cryo business has been a scam till now?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Accept complete death morons

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How hard would it be to keep a brain alive outside the human body and prevent it from decomposing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even harder would be to put it back inside a body.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to live forever? I barely want to live now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Moron, if you hibernate, you can just wake up when things are good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Walt Disney said the same thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know when things are good? Who's gonna make the call the revive you at a certain date? What if you end up being revived at a shit time, and you can't afford the money or risk to be refrozen again?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the revive you
          *to revive you

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    g

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew I was in hell

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral
    Get the frick off of this website ESL

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are frogs and things that seasonally freeze, and whose bodies naturally produce compounds that help them survive the process. I wonder why they wouldn't just try using those same materials, since presumably they work pretty damn well.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amateurs. Karloff already discovered it in 1940. And for coming back to life all you needed were blankets and some hot coffee. Ez pz. He did have some trouble with chemicals at first but got there in the end.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you kidding me? I don't even want to live out my remaining 50 years.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if the rich dont get killed, they will kill us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its rather favourable as a poor to die eventualy. As a means to put your own suffering to a end instead of bearing it eternal.
      Or do you want to be in Amazons wagie cagie for eternity?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no life after 30 in this barren rock.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have heard this bullshit for more than 10 years. and no, if you read the article, they didn't bring back to life brain tissues. just another scam research.

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