Ugliest syntax in a programming language

Let's settle this. For me it's a tight contest between:
>php
>powershell
>c++

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its rust and its not even close

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not even close to haskell or perl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with haskell?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ugly syntax
          if it had C-like syntax itd be okay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. filtered

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is |x| used for lambdas like in ruby? It's such a shit key to hit

        >Verification not required.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >let let let let let let let
        Why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      >semicolon changes if something is an expression or statement
      it’s like they went out of their way to make it the most unreadable language imaginable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with Rust syntax, aside from the lifetime annotation.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >php && c++
    the two languages I love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with loving ugly things.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        After all your parents love you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They don't

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PHP's syntax is a shitshow in the tiny details, functions that are not functions, useless precedence orders, but aesthetically it's just meh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Its rust and its not even close

      Also this

      https://i.imgur.com/pN1nSNG.png

      Let's settle this. For me it's a tight contest between:
      >php
      >powershell
      >c++

      I nominate Python and yaml for most Black personlicious. They look fine but whoever was the first person to make whitespace syntactically significant needs to be shot

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C++ for sure

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $php $because $of $all $the $dollar $signs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      $say $thanks $to $rasmus $who $took $it $from $perl $for $no $reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        $not $for $no $reason, $it's $a $good $reminder $of $why $you're $doing $it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rust

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with C++ or PHP. I haven't used powershell.
    For me, it's Awk, Perl, Bash and Rust

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C++ isn’t ugly

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rust is the worst I've saw

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't you coded in JavaScript? That's fricking subhuman.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PHP syntax is C syntax. You are just bothered by the dollar signs.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Bash and other Unix shell scripts

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find Java fricking hedious

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*~~*Lisp*~~*~~
    bash
    any purely functional language

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AutoHotkey

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    c++ is not bad
    PHP is probably the ugliest.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like the $var thing. It's more readable to me.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a contest, Python wins

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bash is worse. There's also Perl.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    java, rust, and rust

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    php has the perfect syntax, assuming you don't write shit code, and OOP poo

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell are you talking about? It's pretty much the C of webdev.

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