UHH... EGYPT BROS OUR RESPONSE?

UHH... EGYPT BROS OUR RESPONSE?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is thousands of years of weather erosion
    Pyramids are the ultimate moron filter

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a jumbled mess, cowboy builders

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only precision required was for the external casing, the inside is literally just filler blocks so it didn't matter as long as it was roughly the right shape overall.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was there a cap at the top that covered those blocks? I imagine it all got fricked up during removal and of course erosion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was there a cap at the top that covered those blocks?
      The whole thing was covered with limestone or marble and at the top there was a mix of silver and gold iirc

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so obvious people who think there are some thousands of hidden years of egyptian history, secret advanced technology and stuff like that are just doing it as a substitute for religion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the difference being?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no human could carve stones so precise.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was dismantled by abrahamics to build mosques so they could worship their israelite demon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be thankful the Muslims haven't blown up the Pyramids yet. When the Muslim Brotherhood took power in 2011 I thought that was 100% going to happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a shame it didn't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would really have been one for the record books

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did try to demolish the Pyramid of Menkaure in the 12th century, but they gave up after eight months of backbreaking work because they couldn't do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go leave

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No thanks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >admitting you're a butt-hurt tourist stormgay queer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Malding brownoid demands I leave his safespace at once
            Project

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >homoerotic e-nazi that is forever mad that Paul told him gay anal sex was bad comes to IQfy to lash out at "abrahamics"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Strange how you're the only one who brought up homosexualry lol, something on your mind? lmao. All you can do is project it seems. It's ok, mohammed was also a homosexual but it doesnt count because reasons or something I'm sure

            That would really have been one for the record books

            It will happen I'm sure

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer the peepeepoopoo hadiths.

            >the Prophet (May Allah shower peace and blessings on Him) had a wooden bowl in which He used to urinate and was placed under His bed.
            >One night, He searched for it but did not find it and asked for it saying, ‘where is the bowl?’
            >The members of the house replied ‘Umm Salamah’s slave girl Barrah drank from it’ who came from Habashah with her.
            >The Prophet replied, ‘surely she has protected herself from the fire with a great wall’’'.

            >The Messenger of Allah used to pray salah at his house and made it long.
            >Once, He SAW urinated in the well, which was situated inside the house.
            >Anas said: ‘there was no well in Madinah which tasted more cool and sweet than it’.
            >He said: ‘when the sahabah come to my house I serve them with the sweet water of that well.
            >In the era of jahiliyyah it was known as al-Barud, ‘the cool well’’’.

            >Whoever narrated to you that the Prophet would urinate while standing; then do not believe him.
            >He would not urinate except while squatting.

            >When the Prophet (peace be upon him) wanted to relieve himself, he would not raise his garment, until he lowered himself near the ground.

            >Husain bin 'Ali urinated in the lap of the Prophet and I said: 'O Messenger of Allah, give me your garment and put on another garment.'
            >He said: 'Water should be sprinkled on the urine of a baby boy, and the urine of a baby girl should be washed away.'

            >It was said to Salman: Your Prophet teaches you everything, even about excrement.
            >He replied: Yes. He has forbidden us to face the qiblah at the time of easing or urinating, and cleansing with right hand, and cleansing with less than three stones, or cleansing with dung or bone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Muhajir came to the Prophet (peace be upon him) while he was urinating. He saluted him.
            >The Prophet (peace be upon him) did not return the salutation to him until he performed ablution.
            >He then apologised to him, saying: I disliked remembering Allah except in the state of purification.

            >Abdur Rahman ibn Hasanah reported: I and Amr ibn al-'As went to the Prophet (peace be upon him).
            >He came out with a leather shield (in his hand). He covered himself with it and urinated.
            >Then we said: Look at him. He is urinating as a woman does.
            >The Prophet (peace be upon him), heard this and said: Do you not know what befell a person from amongst Banu Isra'il (the children of Israel)?
            >When urine fell on them, they would cut off the place where the urine fell; but he (that person) forbade them (to do so), and was punished in his grave.

            >The Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) came to a midden of some people and urinated while standing. He then asked for water and wiped his shoes.
            >Abu Dawud said: Musaddad, a narator, reported: I went far away from him. He then called me and I reached just near his heels.

            >The Prophet (peace be upon him) prohibited to urinate in a hole.

            >The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: when anyone of you urinates, he must not touch his penis with his right hand, and when he goes out to relieve himself he must not wipe himself with his right hand (in the privy) and when he drink, he must not drink in one breath.

            >The Prophet (peace be upon him) used his right hand for taking his food and drink and used his left hand for other purposes.

            >A deputation of the jinn came to the Prophet (peace be upon him) and said: O Muhammad, forbid your community to cleanse themselves with a bone or dung or charcoal, for in them Allah has provided sustenance for us.
            >So the Prophet (peace be upon him) forbade them to do so.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Prophet (peace be upon him), was asked about water (in desert country) and what is frequented by animals and wild beasts.
            >He replied: When there is enough water to fill two pitchers, it bears no impurity.

            >The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown?
            >He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

            >The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: It is not permissible for a man who believes in Allah and in the Last Day that he should say the prayer while he is feeling the call of nature until he becomes light (by relieving himself).

            >The Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) said: When any of you performs ablution, he should snuff up water in his nose and eject mucus.

            >We would not wash our feet after treading on something unclean, nor would we hold our hair and garments (during prayer).

            >When any of you breaks wind during the prayer, he should turn away and perform ablution and repeat the prayer.

            >I felt greatly distressed by the frequent flowing of prostatic fluid. For this reason I used to take a bath very often. I asked the apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) about this.
            >He replied: Ablution will be sufficient for you because of this.
            >I asked: Apostle of Allah, what should I do if it smears my clothes.
            >He replied: It is sufficient if you take a handful of water and sprinkle it on your clothes when you find it has smeared it.

            >Aisha said: I and the Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) used to pass night in one (piece of) cloth (on me) while I menstruated profusely.
            >If anything from me (i.e. blood) smeared him (i.e. his body), he would wash that spot and would not exceed it (in washing), then he would offer prayer with it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I used to sleep in the mosque in the lifetime of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) when I was young and a bachelor. The dogs would urinate and frequently visit the mosque, and no one would sprinkle water over it.

            >I said Apostle of Allah, our road to the mosque has an unpleasant stench; what should we do when it is raining?
            >He asked: Is there not a cleaner part after the filthy part of the road? She replied: Why not (there is one)! He said: It makes up for the other.

            >The Apostle of Allah(peace be upon him) said: When any of you treads with his sandal upon an unclean place, the earth will render it purified.

            >The Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) spat on his clothes and scrubbed with a part of it.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    egypt is ridiculously overrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i disagree, its pretty important for the time period it was in and extremely influential to surrounding cultures

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