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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEAVY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HEAVY LIES THE CROWN, KANG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most immersive facesitting porn experience yet

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give it back Shaq

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7X the price of a Quest 3 which can do basically the same thing if not better as it runs android and you can sideload things freely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is for work not porn and games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of work are you doing in there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'M GOING TO DO SLIDE SHOWS FOR MY BOSS AND COWORKERS OK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can project from a laptop with vision pro right? So you can do anything a laptop can do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It can only project from an apple computer as a monitor, not a full 3d VR space

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Presumably you can use 'environments' while projecting your laptop. What more could you want?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow 3500$ to look at porn while larping I'm at Joshua tree on a 90° fov screen lmao

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Unless this product revolutionizes the porn experience, I think it's gonna flop major.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only able to play porn in a browser window that looks exactly the same as a desktop monitor/tv lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      this is for work not porn and games

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the top of his head
    oh no no no no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK how did they hide it up there. I had to change contrast to see it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Made me look. I'm moronic

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do I look ridiculous?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VR would be great for games if anyone actually put real effort into them. TESV:VR is still the best use of VR/hand/head tracking in a game and that's a port of a fricking 12 year old game. Doing desktop shit on a HMD has been a thing since the first Vives. Making the desktop a MacOS experience doesn't radically change anything. VR is such a dick tease. I've been through 3 headsets and the thing that's missing is the "killer app" NOT a more polished desktop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the killer app is software that recognizes and enhances the things you see with information from the internet or from additional built-in sensors
      - auto-translation, captions
      - irl ad-blocking
      - finding objects in a scene
      - identifying plants/animals
      - nutrition information, cooking instructions for food
      - infrared, uv vision
      - whatever the frick else humans are bad at doing intuitively

      see meta raybans multimodal ai capabilities: "look and tell me what you see." This is the prototype of the future of computer vision

      Apple's AI division is mogged by Meta's FAIR lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of this shit can be done right now by installing apps to your phone and lifting the phone in front of your face. None of this shit requires a HMD. None of it requires total visual and auditory integration. It's actually a worse application of the things you describe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, true, but you'll get a worse experience
          I don't think headsets completely blow phones out of the water, but the value proposition is that they make the experience a lot more convenient/intuitive while replacing all of your devices

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half life alyx is the best game I've ever played and VR racing games with a good wheel are just about the most immersive and exciting. "Killer Apps" won't save VR, normalgays will never buy in because VR makes you look like an insane person.
      Even my normoid friends who tried VR and had a tonne of fun with it didn't buy in. It's a niche market with a dedicated following.

      the killer app is software that recognizes and enhances the things you see with information from the internet or from additional built-in sensors
      - auto-translation, captions
      - irl ad-blocking
      - finding objects in a scene
      - identifying plants/animals
      - nutrition information, cooking instructions for food
      - infrared, uv vision
      - whatever the frick else humans are bad at doing intuitively

      see meta raybans multimodal ai capabilities: "look and tell me what you see." This is the prototype of the future of computer vision

      Apple's AI division is mogged by Meta's FAIR lmao

      all this shit is already done with smartphones. Which are way more normalgay friendly. It's a small sleek device that slips in your pocket, can be a fashion statement and isn't a toaster sized object in your face.
      Smartphones were the real AR device.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently this thing has fans
    How long until someone in India gets a hold of one and takes a video of them whirring like jet engines in the heat of the summer?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >case made of magnesium
    I'm envisioning this thing getting lit on fire now kek

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fn lost is this a real place? Can I play as a guard?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >external battery, still shit battery life
    >Insane micro LED screen, low FOV and edge clarity
    What in the absolute frick is even the point?

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