Wait... Attila the Hun was European? The Huns were European/Central Asian?

Wait... Attila the Hun was European? The Huns were European/Central Asian?
B-But why the frick were there Huns in Mulan?... I always thought Attila was like, a Mongol sort of guy.
What the frick?!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't he was a hapa at best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atli of the Hønir tribe (Attila of the Huns) was of the scandinavian Q haplogroup, and were horselords (the same reason why Loki/Levi is said to have traded HIS horses for Odin/Thoths runes).
      The Huns were literally Rohan, which is related to the eastern goths that Siddhartha GAUTAma was a prince of (more or less Faramir), as well as the Tarim people.
      tldr;
      Jesus (Gondor) called for aid, and the Huns sacked Imperial Rome for the sin of corrupting the Ptolemaic line.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Q haplogroup
        Isn't that an Amerindian haplogroup?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but a child mummy found in the permafrost has been shown to be the ancestor of the scandinavian Q branch, among others.
          Which way the descendants travelled to get to europe is anyones guess.
          Southwestern sweden (goths) have the highest prevalence of european Q.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >In Western Europe, Q-M242 is observed at very low frequencies, around 0.5% in most of the countries, such as Germany, France, United Kingdom, etc.
            >According to the Swedish Haplogroup Database, 4.1% (27/664, as of Jan 2016) of Swedish males belong to Q-M242. About 2/3 of the samples analyzed subclades in detail belong to Q1a2b-F1161/L527 and about 1/3 are in Q1a2a-L804.
            wow it's fricking nothing

            meanwhile
            >5.2% (23/441) of Ashkenazi israeli males belong to haplogroup Q-P36. This has subsequently been found to be entirely the Q-M378 subclade and may be restricted to Q-L245. Also, 2.3% (4/174)~5.6% (3/53) of Sephardi israelites are in haplogroup Q.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are hapas, the thing about them being red haired crypto-germanics was made up cope by german revisionists after the brits called them "huns" in WWI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Asian phenotype didn't spread until the late medieval ages after Genghis Khan. The Chinese population surge didn't kick off until around 1600 AD.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh? what do you mean? that the mongols didn't look asian?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Before that, China was black African

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            huh? what do you mean? that the mongols didn't look asian?

            Central Asian Turks before the Mongols were 75% west Eurasian with many samples reaching 90+%, also nearly all had European male haplogroups. Mongols yellowed them hard but a few still have R1a in considerable numbers. Basically nearly all Turks are only Turk via culture and little else, even in hapa central asia

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Attila the Hun was European?
    No
    >The Huns were European/Central Asian?
    Probably Central Asian

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Attila the Hun was European?
    we don't know.
    >The Huns were European/Central Asian?
    we don't know.
    now watch the schizos go berserk. it would have been better if you did not even make this thread.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Radiochan

    he wasn't european.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they call the horse nomad invaders they xiongnu?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Huns were Eastern Germanics. They spoke Gothic. Most of the tribes directly under them were also Eastern Germanic. They just had a lot of cultural influence from the Steppe, but EVERY culture has that. This is also were the lies about Vikings being unhygienic freaks come from. Shooting snot into a communal water basin and everyone washing their face with is not a Germanic custom. This was a custom of Northern Germanic Pirates, who established themselves in the Eastern European plains as hardcore Rus warriors. And Huns were hardcore Eastern Germanics, who made themselves look as terrifying as possible. This is just something that‘s done in the steppe. Think of hardcore biker raider gangs, but in a lawless post-apocalyptic wasteland trying to unite other gangs into a grand federation. But each biker gang has their own styles, customs, rituals, symbols, but actually they are technically related to each other and speak similar languages.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >B-But why the frick were there Huns in Mulan
    That's the Xiongnu

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a differnt time

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Huns in Mulan are supposed to be the Xiongu who were Huns according to some theories but Westerners don't know what the frick Xiongnu are so they ran with something which is still just one theory out of many in order to have something recognizable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mulan not even Chinese

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The elites were probably HAPAs while the average foot solider by the time they invaded Rome were a mishmash of different European ethnicities subjugated by the Huns.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attila was from what is now Hungary. HUNgary.
    The idea that the Huns were all Asiatics comes from Roman descriptions of them, which described them as having round heads and unusual eyelids. Later historians assumed that this was describing stereotypical Asian features.
    DNA testing on skeletons from Hun burials has shown that there was actually very little to no Asian admixture in the ancient Huns.
    Of course, Hun culture did span into Western Asian, but there does not appear to be a ton of Asian mixture within the European Huns.
    Attila was most likely completely White.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. They are endangered now, and the language has been sadly lost.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attila's worthy descendant according to Bram Stoker.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wait... Attila the Hun was European?
    He and the Huns certainly did NOT look European. They looked foreign, and they were foreigners.
    >The Huns were European/Central Asian?
    Ethnic Huns were Central Asian/East Asian. Many European peoples were conquered by the Huns and became "Hun" as well. These were European.
    >B-But why the frick were there Huns in Mulan?
    Those Huns were the original Xiongnu. The Attila's Huns were descended from them.
    >I always thought Attila was like, a Mongol sort of guy.
    He was.
    >"He was a man born into the world to shake the nations, the scourge of all lands, who in some way terrified all mankind by the dreadful rumors noised abroad concerning him. He was haughty in his walk, rolling his eyes hither and thither, so that the power of his proud spirit appeared in the movement of his body. He was indeed a lover of war, yet restrained in action, mighty in counsel, gracious to suppliants and lenient to those who were once received into his protection. Short of stature, with a broad chest and a large head; his eyes were small, his beard thin and sprinkled with grey; and he had a flat nose and tanned skin, showing evidence of his origin."
    Jordanes' description of Attila's Inner Asian features is the closest someone can do without straight up calling him Mongoloid.

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