If you think that there is a beauty product for just about everything these days, you're probably right. Beauty products aren't limited to your usual makeup, hair, and nail products. There are products for almost every part of your body. Elbows? Yep. Toes? Yah. Neck? Of course. Butt? Yasss.
There are beauty products for your boobs, nipples, and even your pubes, so it is only logical that there are products for your butt. These bum beauty products cover everything from enlargement and firming to, odd means of cleaning, and of course, bleaching.
If you're wondering if something is wrong with you because you haven't been using butt beauty products for all this time, hold up. The world is full of options and we can choose what we want to use, and what we want to stay away from. Just because the option is out there, it doesn't mean we have to take advantage of it. The same rules apply for butt beauty products. It's cool whether you use butt products or you don't, but you just want to see what actually exists out there. Take a look at these nine butt beauty products.
BAWDY Slap It Caffeine Beauty Butt Mask
Not paying enough attention to your behind? These plant-based collagen butt masks have your back end. You just slap them on your bum and caffeine and stuff starts improving skin texture and help to improve skin tone. They are formulated to "tone and help contour your butt leaving it taut and smooth." It even promises "ultimate butt beauty in just 10 minutes."
At $11, what is there to lose?
BAWDY Slap It Caffeine Beauty Butt Mask – Amazon
My Shiney Hiney Cleansing Brush Set
Nope, that isn't a toothbrush set. This is a brush set specifically meant for your tush. As the name states, it is *bringing sexy back.* It comes with an applicator handle, a suction holder, three replacement brush heads, and a finger brush for a ~*more thorough clean.*~ Those are their words, not mine.
My Shiney Hiney Cleansing Brush Set – Amazon
Butt Enhancement & Enlargement Cream
If you want your butt to be bigger, you can use this butt cream? Maybe? It's supposed to enhance your tushie by stimulating fat cells to become larger and denser. "Clinically proven for bigger, fuller, buttocks, hips and thighs. Firms, plumps and lifts your buttocks area to give you that sexy looking butt that you've always wanted."
Butt Enhancement & Enlargement Cream – Amazon
Do Me Bleach My Butt Intimate Skin Lightener
Well, I probably don't need to explain this one to you because the name is so direct. Even the graphic with the devil legs makes it clear what is going on here. What I will add is that there is a *Do Me Guarantee.* If the cream doesn't bleach your butt, they will give you your money back. You don't even need to return the bottle.
Do Me Bleach My Butt Intimate Skin Lightener – Amazon
Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream
One could argue that Brazil is the unofficial butt capital of the world, so it makes sense that we have the Brazilian Bum Bum Cream. The cream helps smooth and tighten your butt without the need for squats. It also has a bit of shimmer in it because you need a lil' sparkle for that belfie, don't you? This cream is actually awesome - it smells great and makes your skin feel nice.
Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream – Amazon
Ann Michell MAXI Buttocks Enhancement Cream
Do you want to maximize your assets? Try slathering on a bit of this cream. It is apparently made with natural ingredients to pump on your derriere.
Ann Michell MAXI Buttocks Enhancement Cream – Amazon
Gluteboost BootyDream Butt Enhancement Cream
This butt cream doesn't just reduce the appearance of cellulite and stretch marks. It also helps to, erm, plump up your booty, allegedly. FYI: The product says that it works anywhere you apply it so remember to wash your hands after you're done rubbing it on your bum.
Gluteboost BootyDream Butt Enhancement Cream – Amazon
Major Curves Butt Enhancement Cream
With this cream, you don't just get curves, you get major curves. How? With a formula that is apparently 100 percent natural. It helps to boost volume, proliferation, and differentiation. In other words, it increases the fat cells in your backside. This is questionable, but what can you do?
Major Curves Butt Enhancement Cream – Amazon
XR Brands Anal Bleach With Aloe
There is no shortage of anal bleaching products, I will tell you that. But it is nice to have a beauty product that spells out exactly what it does in the name instead of having some fluffy name. As you can deduce from the name, this one bleaches your anus. It also helps to boost collagen and encourage cellular renewal.
XR Brands Anal Bleach With Aloe – Amazon