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Well, IQfy?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protect me from what? Not killing myself?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Junger, obviously. Why wouldn’t you take the legit supersoldier over a bunch of larpers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >supersoldier
      Kek, are Junger fans really this moronic? He's the biggest larper of them all.

      https://i.imgur.com/e78xcZB.jpeg

      Well, IQfy?

      Hemingway. He fought in a lot of wars, understood gurrilia warfare, likely had frick tons of guns, and we could have a bloody good booze up afterwards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hemingway fought in a lot of wars
        Kek no he didn't. He observed a lot of war but never did any fighting, never served in the military as a soldier. He served as an ambulance driver for a year in WW1 before he was wounded, but if you've read Farewell to Arms which is quite autobiographical you'd know that he really didn't do much there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He observed a lot of war but never did any fighting, never served in the military as a soldier.
          The Frank West of writers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the guy who actually killed a bunch of people, sustained multiple wounds, and was awarded one of his country’s highest awards for military valor in one of the world’s greatest conflicts was nothing compared to some dude who mailed exploding packages to people, a war journalist, a body builder, a fan of men who body build, and angsty MLK.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hemingway was an ambulance driver for the Red Cross, he wasn't a soldier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Junger fought in two wars, he was not even old enough to fight for the first, and was wounded fourteen times - five of which were from being shot. Read Storm of Steel: he was no larper. When he talks and writes about war he's one of the few who knows what he's talking about. The problem is that Junger was fricking insane and seemed to have enjoyed this in some weird aesthetic way.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mishima
    Call him a poser and a homosexual and he will commit sudoku in front of me.
    >ted
    Just don't open any weird boxes that come in the mail. Change address every six months.
    >malcolm x
    Plug my ears during his boring speeches, completely neutralizing him (homie ain't gonna do shit)
    >hemmingway
    Tell him that he's too old to live out any new adventures and then give him a bottle and shotgun, he will take care of the rest.

    I pick Jünger, he will protect me against mystery man #2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If mystery man #2 is who I think he is you got nothing to worry about. All he will do all day is fantasize about being a big strong barbarian until he finally blows his head off with a revolver in his car after his mother dies.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Junger is the only decent warrior in that image. Not well thought out thread.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know who the second guy is, but Jünger absolutely gigamogs the others. It’s not even close

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jünger because he has combat experience (assuming I'm getting him in his prime). I don't know anything about Malcolm X, was he in violent stuff? All the rest can be dealt with. Just nerds, fatsos and crazies.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh heck my Amazon package containing my books are here!
    >BOOOM

    The fate of all those not picking Ted here. How is Junger going to protect you from that?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taking my chances with Ted

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of Ted's bombs didn't even work.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Bin Laden

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what passes for thread on this board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off c**t

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least it passes, unlike you

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jünger and it isn't close

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can imagine being friends with mishima and he brings me to some red light districts for fun and sake

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mishima was a huge coward and Hemmmingway was a LARP who glued hair to his chest.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really it comes down to Junger and Ted.
    Physically capable vs remote attacks

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malcolm. He commands the loyalty of a small army of black panthers. Only person that stands a chance is Mishima because he also commands an army but I suspect they are not as well armed as 20th century Americans.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ted K creates ICBM and wipes them all out. Easy pick

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