>went to the bar with zoomer coeds. >decide to tell a joke because everyone is telling funny stories

>went to the bar with zoomer coeds
>decide to tell a joke because everyone is telling funny stories
>the joke comes from 11th to 13th century France from a Fabliaux I read
>the premise is a woman is grieving for her recently deceased husband at his grave
>a knight and his squire come upon her
>the knight feels pity for the woman and her grief
>the squire says not to pity her because she will soon forget her grief as she is a flighty woman
>the squire bets his master that he can frick the woman right there on top of her husband's grave
>the knight takes up the bet and hides behind a tree to watch
>the squire approaches the grieving woman and says
>Good day Madame, and may God descend his blessings upon you!
>The grieving woman replies
>I would rather that God smote me down and layed me beside my husband! For I can't bear to live without him anymore!
>the squire says
>Oh madam, how I know your pain, and I feel mine is the ever greater!
>How so? the woman asks
>I too lost the love of my life, says the squire. And it was by own my doing.
>You killed her! the woman exclaims
>Yes, the squire states, I fricked her death.
>The woman grabs the squire and shouts
>For all that is Holy I beg of you to frick me here and now and send me to my grave!
>so the squire obliges and fricks her on top of her husband's grave
>at first the woman is angry that the fricking isn't killing her
>but soon the pleasure takes over and she begs him not to stop
>after I finished telling this story all my zoomer coeds looked at me in disgust
>they called my story disgusting, dirty, and sexist
>they said rape isn't funny, EVER
>they clapped at every word in the previous sentence btw
>they all got up and left and told me not to follow them because people who make jokes about rape are pieces of shit
It's over IQfy. They're going to tell an administrator in the college to try to get me kicked out. I can just feel it. I never thought my literary interests would get me in trouble. I thought reading all these old jokes and comic stories from the middle ages would help me make friends since I'd always have a funny story to tell.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I wonder why your extremely vulgar, niche and convoluted joke didn't go over well

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think part of the problem was that op has just made this up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he didn't. We were at the pub with him last night. His name is Evan and he's talked about posting here before.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the joke isn't even funny

      Damn, dude. The guys probably would have laughed if there was a punchline AT ALL.

      What’s the punchline? Women are prostitutes? Women are easily tricked?

      Fricking morons. The joke is the squire tricked the woman into fricking him because he made her believe he could frick a woman to death and the woman wants to die because the love of her life is six feet under her. The joke is despite a woman displaying overt grief and emotions she'll easily forget them just to frick. Frick you morons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >despite… she’ll easily forget
        But she fricks the squire OUT OF and BECAUSE of grief because she wants to die. Did you not read the OP?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't read the OP. At first she's made the fricking doesn't kill her. But then she enjoys it and tells him not to stop. Now go have a nice day for being such a massive moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol k so she didn't frick him because she "forgot about her husband" like you just said? Please Go finish middle school dipshit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but then she enjoys it and tells him not to stop
            have a nice day you stupid redditor.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol you're literally so stupid you don't understand causation. it's funny. you are autistic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a punchline that's just overly wrote erotica that ends in the most bland misogyny imaginable

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The punchline is her begging to be fricked to death. You're a homosexual and would probably shit your pants laughing if this happened in an Adam Sandler movie.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >deliver punchline
            >joke keeps going
            i hate women but that joke sucks

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >delivers punchline
            >directly delivers moral
            Sounds like you don't appreciate Aesop. It's quite IQfy to draw a moral or nugget of wisdom from a joke after a punchline. Most famous comedians do this. Thanks for showing to the internet that you don't understand how comedy works.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Comedy is when you get preached at
            No thanks, gay. You sound just like the leftist zoomer sissies

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hahahahaha you told the joke backwards you dumb fricking French piece of shit. The squire should go back to the knight after all this shit and THEN tell him he offered to frick her to death. not only is the joke terrible, the joke-teller is completely inept.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not misogyny if it’s the truth, and the truth is that 90% of women (modern women especially) would frick a stranger while even forgoing the ostensible excuse of widower’s grief

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is a sad truth and not funny. I guess from squires perspective he is feeling very smug, he won a bet while at the same time fricked a woman while his chud of knight was peeping from behind a tree, squire is feeling good about himself rn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m going to square with you on the off chance this really happened. You come off as a misogynist sperg incel and because your joke wasn’t remotely funny they took it as some misogynistic rant and because they care about you they’re trying to correct your behavior because they worry about your mindset. Imagine if some Muslim radical Islamist you know came up to you and told a non-joke with NO PUNCH LINE about murdering infidels for Allah. You’d think “wtf Ahmed” and if you were socialized, you’d try to get him to understand why it’s neither funny nor appropriate. A similar situation had occurred here.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is too much of a low IQ zoomer to get the punchline
          If I race-swapped everyone to be black and latina and possibly trans would you get the joke then?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't a punchline.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a joke of a situation, maybe it's little bit ironic in a way, but it is not funny

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the joke, dipshit. I said it wasn't funny.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual Black person israeliteified Zoomer wussies can't even have a little chuckle at a greentext of some socially inept anon bombing at the function by rattling off some centuries old joke about a squire fricking a widow on her husband's grave, wtf happened to make you c**ts such bitter, miserable and annoying hipster homosexual losers, is it just a symptom of going to secondary school or something, frick I'm so glad I opted out of that shit. Your opinions mean nothing and you have no wisdom to impart, may as well - knowing that fact - approach life with some humour, that being said the post is fake and gay

        Cool blogpost.

        What literature are you discussing? Oh right, none.

        Where are all the SJW sodomites who complain about religious literature? Oh right, they post this sort of trash threads.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most socially adaptable IQfy poster

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the joke isn't even funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overly long tasteless joke with no punchline that also manages to be boring and predictable
      Also this never happened

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >predictable
        You had no idea from the setup that the squire was going to say he fricked his lover to death. You're a pseud and a coward, Devil take you! I spit on you! You are shit on the heels of my boots! Frick you loser. You've probably never been out drinking with girls anyways. homosexual. Frick you.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, dude. The guys probably would have laughed if there was a punchline AT ALL.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just the plot of a doujinshi. You outed yourself as a coomer

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the punchline? Women are prostitutes? Women are easily tricked?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS FRICKING CHRIST I CANT EVEN ESCAPE THE FRICKING SQUARE PRIM PRISSY EASILY OFFENDED ZOOMERS ON IQfy
    FRICKING ZOOMERS RUINED EVERYTHING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual Black person israeliteified Zoomer wussies can't even have a little chuckle at a greentext of some socially inept anon bombing at the function by rattling off some centuries old joke about a squire fricking a widow on her husband's grave, wtf happened to make you c**ts such bitter, miserable and annoying hipster homosexual losers, is it just a symptom of going to secondary school or something, frick I'm so glad I opted out of that shit. Your opinions mean nothing and you have no wisdom to impart, may as well - knowing that fact - approach life with some humour, that being said the post is fake and gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The imaginary situation was funny (op getting btfod by roasties and getting kicked out from college) but the actual "joke" op said during that imaginary situation wasn't funny.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is shit but I bet if I told it to the students in uni or my girlfriends' friends they would laugh their asses off. Because I'm a charismatic guy and have a certain status in my social circles, you are just a spergy incel who has no understaning of the intricacies of social situations.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post face and body if you're so charismatic. don't forget the timestamp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah homie lemme dox myself real quick and attach my face to the posts ive made on this shithole website

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would just be the one queer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If people like you, or want to be liked by you, they will just laugh or nod along to pretty much whatever you are saying.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>For all that is Holy I beg of you to frick me here and now and send me to my grave!
    The joke should have ended here. It’s climactic and subversive which is what a punchline is supposed to be. The rest is contrived spergery about how the female sex gets mindbroken by wiener, which while true, is not going to be taken in any other way than misogynistic by modern listeners.
    I know it’s not a “joke” properly, rather it’s a fabliaux, but Zoomers in Uni aren’t going to appreciate the same humor as vagabond French minstrels from over half-a-millennium ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Barkun

      There's grades psycho

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stop paying attention when someone tells a long convoluted joke.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That joke isn't long or convoluted. You're just low IQ. It was literally a paragraph of reading.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should consider becoming an hero

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its ok bro. The normies dont understand you but your friends at IQfy like the story. Youre better off with us anyways. Who needs women or money.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But there's no rape in the story? Did you miss out a line or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s rape because he made the women he told the joke to uncomfortable

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they would consider it rape because he tricked the woman into sex, claiming his dick would kill her when he knew it wouldn't

        all and all, 8/10 I chuckled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said the same thing. The zoomers explained that it was "rape" because she only agreed to have to sex because she thought it would kill her. She didn't consent to normal sex. Then when I objected that she enjoyed it, they said experiencing pleasure during a rape doesn't make it not rape.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any one-night stand that tricked his dick into their snatch is also rape.
        Except - you forgot to mention to them - the squire was a chad..

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s an extremely bastardized and slightly rewritten version of Petronius’ widow of Ephesus.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moral of the story is: remember for your next LARP or sperg out that "fabliaux" is plural form, "fabliau" is singular.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moral is better to lose a dead husband than a living lover.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moral of the story is kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moral of your "ackshually" post is pointdexters get no b***hes.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have played it safe by using the jokes israeli comics make. They can be lengthy and story-like but clever. As a member of gen z, it was nice to read but it would immediately fall flat when retelling it in a group situation.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you so much for making me aware that ancient joke books are a thing. This shit is great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had another one ready and loaded to tell about three girls who buy makeup powder. But the makeup powder requires piss to truly work its wonders. Well the girl who opts to piss on the powder farts instead and blows it all to kingdom come. Then the girls argue about who is at fault. The girl who held the plate of powder too close to her butthole or the girl who farted. It's an interactive tale too because you can ask the audience to decide who was in the wrong. Maybe I should've led with that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’d love Chaucer if you haven’t read him yet. Read the 55 stanza Cooks Tale to get a very brief sampling.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, shit in the food?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The cooks tale is about a rambunctious young man named Perkins the Reveler who is constantly fired from every job he has for goofing off so he takes up house with his best friend and his hooker wife. Most of the tales are bawdy like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An urban boy comes to live temporarily with his relatives on their farm. He is instructed to go out one morning to milk a cow.
      >He sets up his stool up next to one of the cattle and begins to squeeze at its underside to fill his bucket.
      >His uncle comes to check on him and asks, "How goes the work?"
      >"It goes well! The milk of this cow is quite delicious!"
      >"But boy, that’s a male bull, he hasn’t got any udders."
      >"Has he not? My bucket is all full!"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is literally a family guy joke.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really is, the way you get the joke immediately but it just keeps on being told.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek medieval people were a lot funnier than the homosexual comedians we have now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rec pic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There once was a man from Nantucket,
        Who's dick was so long, he could suck it
        He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
        "If my ear were a c**t, I'd frick it."

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how much the OP is seething and calling everyone zoomers without humor, when every person with a single fraction of common sense, or humor finds the "joke" unfunny. The only morons saying "based" are loser Incel cucks that find anything with women hate funny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your psy-op isn't working friend. You got outed as a moron who couldn't understand the joke. Just accept it. Maybe Pete "DUDE WEED LMAO" Davisdon is more your speed.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > >at first the woman is angry that the fricking isn't killing her
    lol this was funny
    Zoomer are moronic Black folk btw who cares what they say

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is an obvious demoralization thread

    its remarkable how mentally some leftists are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its remarkable how mentally some leftists are
      Sir, do not redeem

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP may be a sperg but joke policing is just as cringe
    >hmm sweetie you aren't allowed to joke about that

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I remind them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. doesn't understand brevity
      Lol you keep getting called out. Own your L loser. You were just too low IQ.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m here from r/greentext

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol thanks for telling me all the people who said the joke has no punchline are redditors. It all makes sense now. The whole trajectory of this thread: it was raided by redditors.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you go back there and convince them all to commit mass suicide?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew I smelt redditor prose itt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You made several mistakes.
    First, it's a french joke. The proximity to Germany means that the unfunniness of the joke will rub off on them.
    Second, this is the era of literature where the only qualification for comedy is "happy ending", where someone doesn't die. By their standards, every goddamn hallmark movie is a comedy, because nobody dies and the characters live happily ever after.
    Third, a huge amount of first-worlders are strangers to rape and violence as a commonplace thing. If you've ever read The Song of Roland, the author is not just describing cleaving people down the middle, armor and all, with swords of baffling size, he's praising God while describing it. This is totally alien to your target audience.
    Fourth, you should know that they are going to be a bunch of tightwads about this stuff. Technically, it's not rape because the woman asked for it, but your generation is going to be like Demolition Man, where you put on some goggles and have vr "sex" and the very notion of physical contact is repulsive.
    Fifth, you're moronic for thinking something as niche as that would make you firends with anyone other than similarly dorky individuals who probably read sanskrit for fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For your pea-brain
        1. France has no humor because they are next to Germany, which also has shitty humor.
        2. "Comedy" had a very low bar back then
        3. Rape and violence are not common with your target audience
        4. Your target audience is a bunch of ninnies in the first place
        5. Your particular interest is incredibly niche and nobody other than fellow purveyors of your interest will understand.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't respond to "huh?" poster, he is a troony forcing a meme.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2. "Comedy" had a very low bar back then
          Bullshit. They were hilarious. Now humor is all about "punching up" and calling trannies fierce and powerful. Medieval people were much funnier.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imo neither the ancients were funny nor the moderns, but the former didn't force it as much because it wasn't essential to their worldview, whereas the latter are fake and gay. Situational "comedy" in the modern sense (not what it originally meant), can be mildly amusing, but obsession with it as a core feature of human experience is for neurotic pathics with incontinent apelike mirror neurons.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The safer option is to just tell slightly indulged stories from your personal life in a self depreciating way. If you practice that technique you'll never run out of funny anecdotes, most people love the fool, only idiots admire a braggart or an attention prostitute. Telling a lengthy niche joke can really suck the energy out of a room, absolute pussy repellent, the same as having bad hygiene or wearing a t-shirt with brightly coloured anime women on it.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread need to change their lithium cycle ffs, have a laugh you boring shits, BE NORMAL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just not a funny joke

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly thought it said 'squirrel' most of the way through

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the story was hilarious, OP. I'd have laughed. Ignore the moralistic homosexuals white knighting women.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I don't find the story funny, that's not rape. Your coed classmates are just easily propagandized bimbos. I'm sure you'll be fine. A joke is a joke.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the complete picture here but it seems to me you made a mistake in thinking that jokes or stories that portray the character of women in a poor light would get laughs outside groups where they have been shown to work before. Jokes involving sex in general are kind of low return, high risk. If there were women in the group you are not good friends with, you're an idiot, plain and simple.

    I might've let out a snort at "fricked her dead", though.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went to the bar with zoomer coeds
    >This old guy tells a boring fricking joke
    >blah blah blah
    >Stacey says she'd rather die than listen some incel
    >Tell that can be arranged because I murdered my GF
    >"omg how & why"
    >"She was bored so I told a joke so shit she died"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      made the whole thread worth it

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the punchline?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's joke was mildly funny. I appreciate it. I dislike French people, their literature, and their history though. Therefore, I'll give you 3/5.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the punchline? Haha, womanz, amirite? Why the frick would you think that was ever going to work? Are you autistic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HELLO FROM REDDIT
      Go back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truth hurts, loser. You leave. You sound like the subject matter expert redditor. Go be with your people.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >poaches content from IQfy to post on r/greentext
          >poaches the top comment from the r/greentextpost
          You're a loser, Mr. Redditor. Just admit you are too low IQ to get the joke.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >admits to browsing reddt
            >projects plagiarism
            Cope all you want. Your joke is shit because your punchline is woman lol. You can't see that because your bloated ego is in the way you juvenile moron. Reading obscure yesteryear does not make you intelligent in any way shape or form.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice job exposing yourself as a Redditor. Let me help you out so you can at least attempt to blend in next time you come here to poach content for your homosexual little website.
            >1. You didn't even get the punchline
            >2. You're projecting hard.
            >2a. From your post I can tell you are underage.
            >2b. I can tell you feel threatened by someone reading older books.
            >2c. I can tell you feel threatened by someone reading in a foreign language
            >2d. I can tell you feel threatened by someone reading in a dead foreign language
            As always Mr. Redditor: dilate, dilate, dilate, and don't forget to join the 40%!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posts therapist transcript
            kek
            Fricking priceless. Keep posting your entire psyche you actual fricking trogolodyte. Your seethe is delicious.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What subreddit are you posting this exchange on?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're the one capitalizing reddit. It clearly means a lot to you as illustrated by your worry of appearing there a joke that you are.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Your seethe is delicious.
            Probably the most REDDIT phrase I've ever read. How many upvotes and awards does that normally get on your favorite subreddits?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being this new
            >merit in reddit trophies
            Holy fricking kek. Why would you oust yourself in such a hilarious manner?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >trying this hard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both are medieval jokes. You just aren't well read enough lmao.

            Notice how your inability to read caused you to neglect the line where the grieving woman says "For all that is Holy I beg you to frick me to death!"
            Perhaps you aren't as intelligent as you thought you were. Also, reddit spacing.

            ikr, imagine being such a loser that when you see a joke with an actual punchline you start crying about reading more books and desperately hoping to shoehorn your own shitass "punchline" as an equal. Talk about lack of intelligence.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >starts pretending to be new posters once he gets called out as a redditor
            Classic reddit mistake, friend.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who is pretending? Why do you need to invent an entire new reality to cope? I didn't post that beaten path joke. I am simply responding with irony of (You) calling out trying itt. You're so desperate to be validated you can't even see you're posting trite.

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            Fricking morons. The joke is the squire tricked the woman into fricking him because he made her believe he could frick a woman to death and the woman wants to die because the love of her life is six feet under her. The joke is despite a woman displaying overt grief and emotions she'll easily forget them just to frick. Frick you morons.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's an actual medieval joke you fricking dipshit:

    >A game of truth-telling is being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. A knight is asked by the Queen if he has fathered any children; he is forced to admit that he has not. The Queen nods in assent, saying “you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her naked in your arms. For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of the hay whether the pitchfork is any good.” On his turn, the knight asks “Lady, answer me without deceit. Is there hair between your legs?” When she replies, “none at all”, he comments, “Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path.”

    Notice how this one actually has a punchline.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are medieval jokes. You just aren't well read enough lmao.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how your inability to read caused you to neglect the line where the grieving woman says "For all that is Holy I beg you to frick me to death!"
      Perhaps you aren't as intelligent as you thought you were. Also, reddit spacing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, by the way bud, you fricked up the joke. You forgot the moral at the end and you forgot to cite Jean de Condé as your source. Pic rel is the joke you were trying to tell. Better luck next time, champ.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's joke was funnier to be honest.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brevity is the soul of wit

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the joke thread?

    A israeli man, a black man, and a Italian man walk into the bar.
    The bartender looks at them and says "get the frick out of my bar".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A guy walks into a bar. He says "ow."

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the joke comes from 11th to 13th century France from a Fabliaux I read
    You're a pseudo-intellectual moron

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder how they would have reacted if you told them that technically every person on earth is descended from rapists

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you're okay swallowing some pride you can stay. Say you were raped as a kid and you must have "internalized" the mindset or some bullshit. They still might not let you hang with them but the admins might feel bad for you and let you stay to finish your degree.

    If you want to keep your pride good for you college is a waste of money and more importantly time. Go get I into a vocational school and learn a trade.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a time the mē of Gotam,
    wold haue pyned the wienerow, that she should sing all the yeare and in the myddest of the towne they dyd make a hedge (round in compas,) and they had got a Co∣cow, and put her in it and sayde, singe here all the yeare, and thou shalte lacke neyther meate nor drincke. The Cocow as soone as shee was set wyth in the hedge, flew her waye. A vengeaunce on her sayde they, we made not our hedge high ynough.

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