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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already forgot the name of it. I'm not joking, I think sporadic memory loss is a sign of depression or something. I've been seeing all my highschool friends graduate this year and it's eating away at my mind like nothing else, not even a breakup caused this much emotional distress. All I've eaten in the past three days was:
    >fruits
    >water
    >half eaten dunkin donuts bagel

    My parents are noticing and I have nothing to say, I leave my food on the dinner table because I can't do anything without throwing up. I feel dizzy and I drove on the wrong side of the road for no reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pm me if you find a solution

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbqh if you bought this you were asking to be scammed

      I also suffer from catastrophic forgetting, the other day I forgot the name of a friend I have known for 6 years, and I say his name like ten times a day. Spent like a full minute trying to recall it and had to ask him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to the doctor before you hurt somebody

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You certainly sound like you have major depressive disorder, please go to the doctor before it spirals out of control.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you get well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woman moment

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new overpriced gimmick of the month?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at this silly shit, LMAO!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bottom
        I'm surprised android can actually adapt to that screen size by default

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These won't ever sell until they have the AI system inside of the actual thing instead of being something that calls a server. It would remove the cost, connect to a phone so it stays in a pocket, and actually have a use outside of a normal phone that can work offline. The market is 100% there, but it needs more time to cook.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >connect to a phone so it stays in a pocket, and actually have a use outside of a normal phone that can work offline.

      Then what is the point of the hardware then?
      This "product" should 100% be a software service, an app that you install on your phone. Nobody wants to devices rumbling together in their pockets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This "product" should 100% be a software service,
        the "ai" is an android app that connects to a remote service. if they just released an app i don't think people would be as mad. instead they lied about this device's functionality to milk investor money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can't have any AI inside this thing because the hardware is a $50 Android phone in a funny plastic case.

      Dumbest thing is, by having a dedicated device that runs their own stripped-down AOSP, they have no Wi-Fi- and triangulation-based location services and have to rely exclusively on GPS - so even if the software wasn't a scam and could actually do things like order Uber rides, it would still constantly fail to do that indoors.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      offline pocket AI with any useful functionality whatsoever is a long ways away

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It checks how far a BBC can fit into your ass.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >connect to elon internet so that it works everywhere on earth
    >have the first 4 seconds of all recorded music in memory so that it doesn't lag
    >present spotify interface but behind the scenes downloads from torrents and soulseek
    I'd buy that for a dollar

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you use this for

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To start your morning routine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Start your day with BBC(tm).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        buy an ad, chink

        new overpriced gimmick of the month?

        this, and much worse.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this made by a toy-making company? take a hint. this isn't a failed product it's a successful scam of investors chasing AI bucks

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking VAPE MOD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that'd be kinda tuff ngl

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate that homosexuals like this can grift and lie over and over and people still will buy from him

    >Oh hehe buy my crypto
    >Oh nooo I mean buy my nft
    >Ohhh ahhh don't talk about nfts!
    >Here look its an AI now you can trust me that will be 200 dollars

    YOU'RE A FRICKING FRAUD CHANG

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if a chang opens their mouth and it isn't about the best way to cook dogs and cats? 100% always going to be lies - guaranteed.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like my 1 year old daughter's fisher price toy.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just another openAI wrapper mixed with Playwright

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and perplexity

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr:
    It's an android phone.
    It runs an android app(you can run it on your phone)
    The app literally just connects to ChatGPT with some prompts injected. "Play some music" will always play Beatles for example.
    LAM is just scripts they themselves write in Playwright, if an app updates they break, no self-learning will ever be possible.
    The company used to run an NFT scam.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 a Chinese company makes a clone with the same functionality (lol) for <$100

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >completely useless gimmick because phones exist

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True quality. Thanks, OP

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am betting on https://www.openinterpreter.com/

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    They are open source, cheaper and totally not overhyped.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me of MMM scam from early 90's in Russia and Lyonya Golubkov.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)

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