What are Austrians? Celts? Franks? Illyrians maybe?

What are Austrians? Celts? Franks? Illyrians maybe?

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's israeli propaganda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it isn't. His mother's maiden name is Jadrny.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being born into this and still becoming a Hitler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in a town like that and it's not as great as you might think. Might seem like a medieval fairytale paradise to you but if you grow up there it can and will suck just as much as any other town.

      I mean flexing with all the medieval castles and buildings that we have around is fun to shit on Americans but it doesn't really make our lives effectively better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Simple. It's just a regular town with regular people, just a different environment. If you grow up being used to it it's nothing special

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The setting of where you live at becomes mundane when you're seeing it everyday, kind of grass is always greener on the other side for places you haven't been nor live at simply because you haven't experienced it yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's really no different than people who think living at the beach is going to dramatically make life cooler because beach. Nicer environs will help sure but that badass castle on the hill isn't really going to do anything for you personally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boredom can change a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes, my view of certain historical figures are formed by propaganda, how could you tell

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are Romans

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres no such thing as Celts. Obviously they are Germanic you dumb frick

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Illyro-Germano-Slavo-Celts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look Roman af

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goths - there were like 3 or 4 (ostragoths, visigoths, and 1-2 others)
    Also Lombards. They feuded with the Franks.
    Though Celts are farther west and illyrians farther east.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are they not Slavic?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mostly Germanic

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iron Age Germanic DNA that far south is extremely dilluted. Even Germans are mostly non-germanic. There are also two extra groups taking away the germanic aside from Celtic and Slavic, namely balkan and italic. Actual Germanic autosomal dna is probably in the ~25% wise in Austria and Switzerland.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason for this is because despite some people's wishes, germanics come from Scandinavia, not Germany. Scandinavia is not a region with many people and thus out of all ancestral linguistics groups, Germanic probably has the lowest autosomal dna contribution to its speakers. Slavs with plus 75% slavic dna is not uncommon, neither are 75% Insular celts. Latins are +60% similar to Roman Era. Germanics though? Quite dilluted. This proves a Nordic origin in my opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason for this is because despite some people's wishes, germanics come from Scandinavia, not Germany. Scandinavia is not a region with many people and thus out of all ancestral linguistics groups, Germanic probably has the lowest autosomal dna contribution to its speakers. Slavs with plus 75% slavic dna is not uncommon, neither are 75% Insular celts. Latins are +60% similar to Roman Era. Germanics though? Quite dilluted. This proves a Nordic origin in my opinion.

      whats with you morons obsessed with downplaying germanic ancestry. Are you afraid of Germanics?
      and you continually spread the same "celts" lie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are celtic too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, no one is. You irish are idiots

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm finnish.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are mostly Swedish genetically.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, either way, we speak a germanic language here on IQfy and language > genetics, no?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't move the goalposts we are discussing ethnicity.
            thats why finns are not speshul finno uralics, you are germanics that adopted it.
            Finns are such rotten nazi liars.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres literally no such thing as celts its not an ethnicity or race it never existed.
          Most of the groups mislabelled celts were just germanic tribes or other tribes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bump

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hear me out. Germanics are to israelites as Celts are to Catholics and Lutherans and Orthodox and Mormons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mental illness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Open your fricking eyes man, compare the average Swede to the average Austrian and it's a blatant night and die difference in appearance.
        My family were from East Prussia and when my cousin did one of those DNA test things, he came out with more Latvian, Lithuanian, and Polish than anything close to Denmark or Sweden.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're an amerimutt though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be sure to inform my cousin who lives in Darmstadt of that. I'm sure everyone in Europe has been exclusively inbreeding within their family since the first Germanic speaker descended into central Europe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you joking? Austrians have been described as one of the best looking people in Europe like Swedes.
          Arnold is a poster child for Aryanism. Claiming Austria isnt germanic is hilarious germanic-phobia

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100% Germanic offspring of Odoaker

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alpine Slavs

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Komm Reumannplatz ich fetz dich du Hurensohn.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Germanics with slav and med sprinkled in there.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spanish-Eastern Gaulish, of course

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Illyrian
    Have you seen Albanians? They look like turks.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically german+croat

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bavarians

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    c**ts, mostly.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Celto-Germanic mutts larping as Romans. But also the best ""Germans"" along with Bavaria

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    West Austria is mix of germanic, Celtic and roman ancestry. East is Germanic, slavic and Balkan

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Austrians are just Bavarians but with a significant slavic karantanian/slovenian substrate who in turn had a significant keltic or illyrian substrate. Alpine types are autochtonous to the region and Dinarids are common in the south and east representative of illyrian admixture. Most Austrians are subnordids (nordid + alpine mix) or norid (nordid + dinarid) or CM/alpine mixes, so very similar to south Germans and west slavs in general.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slavs larping as germans larping as austrians

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