What can a $1000 Smartphone do that a $150 one cannot?

What can a $1000 Smartphone do that a $150 one cannot?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's easier to dialate

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing except taking better photos. Cameras on cheap phones usually suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even the most high end camera phones suck

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot post a lust-inducing image without providing sauce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he can and he did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sad trvth
        We’ll never know the artist name

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know the artist, but you will have to wait until I get home :^)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it H at least?
            If not, you can keep the artist name to yourself, I don't really care.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          misa ikezaki

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it H at least?
            If not, you can keep the artist name to yourself, I don't really care.

            either anon spelled it wrong or it's not H

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [Kuromisakaijou (Ikezaki Misa)] Shounen Toshi Densetsu Shinoshima Raise Gendai Hen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >male:crossdressing
            thank fricking god. almost thought it was a w*man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw gay shit
            Why
            Got my hopes up for nothing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >male:crossdressing
            thank fricking god. almost thought it was a w*man

            Looks female enough, so it's fine.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course. to be perfect it needs to look like a woman but not actually be one. I only tolerate women if they have dicks, shemales are cute af

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gays tend to be more promiscuous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be extremely outgoing as an iPhone user, seeing that the vast majority of owners tend to be insanely indebt because of said phone. Gotta get SOMETHING out of owning that expensive piece of plastic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I switch at any time does my body count suddenly drop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3334840/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the implication being iphone users are homosexuals?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >men have more partners than women
        I don't believe it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes more women use iphones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can sexual partners only go up? that graph doesn't make sense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this bait?
        It's cumulative you fricking moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do you know it's cumulative? you're the one literally making an assumption whereas I require evidence.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this bait?
        It's cumulative you fricking moron.

        it goes down slightly from 35 to 36 years old

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. I guess I'm the moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything other than exactly 1 is mental illness.
      Also where are the Pinephone users?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So men should only look for women that don't use iPhones?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, did they bother to differentiate by gender? Im guessing not because a woke company likely made the chart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phone isn't a laggy e-waste brick in 5 years.

      What the frick happens at 24-27 with iPhone users?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick happens at 24-27 with iPhone users?
        sex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, obviously. I don't want to pull the average value down though. I somehow have to contribute my part

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Research in Motion, more like Penis in Motion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me on the left saying 😮

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help the user flex their money
    Indicate entrepreneurs/life coaches (scammers) that you’re an easy mark
    Show credit companies and your parents that you’re not good with your money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Show credit companies and your parents that you’re not good with your money
      Both of those parties like to disagree in my case. They absolutely adore how well I can handle my money, being able to afford the most absurd bullshit while being poor as shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Help the user flex their money

      prove to random strangers that you're a vain snob

      >prove to random strangers that you're a vain snob

      Usually you pay more for the camera, sub $500 phones almost never include zoom lenses. I have a proper DSLR with 400mm lenses but I still like my phone for snapshits of birds.
      I'd say 90% of the people who do buy a $1000 phone do it simply because it's a le gayming machine or as a status symbol.

      >or as a status symbol

      Social status
      unfortunate but true
      rich use it to scope out if you are moronic or not
      poor use it to scope out how should they behave in the present situation

      same is with cars

      >Social status

      You can show off to other a a sign of wealth and status symbol.

      >You can show off to other a a sign of wealth and status symbol
      This is 100% in the buyer's head. Not even the guy selling them to you can differentiate one glass rectangle from another when it's someone else's phone and someone else is holding it. Anyone buying an expensive model without needing the features it brings is just throwing money down the drain. Your status will not be affected even a tiny bit. Your wealth will be affected but only negatively since you now own exactly the phone's pricetag worth less money. Never fall for ads.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can play games or do actual work.
    Those big ass folding phones are like laptops. You can do quite a bit with them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play games
      >on your phone
      I'm not a moron toddler
      >actual work
      >phone
      >actual work
      (you)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prove to random strangers that you're a vain snob

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Usually you pay more for the camera, sub $500 phones almost never include zoom lenses. I have a proper DSLR with 400mm lenses but I still like my phone for snapshits of birds.
    I'd say 90% of the people who do buy a $1000 phone do it simply because it's a le gayming machine or as a status symbol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Usually you pay more for the camera
      This. All cameras on sub $800 phones suck one way or another. It`s better to get a flagship and change it every 5 years than to get a mid ranger every 2-3 years.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impress Stacy.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're good with CLI/bash, an expensive flagship phone can do what a cheap entry level windows laptop can while consuming a fraction of the power.

    Most people don't know what those 2 words mean so expensive phones end up being a waste of money though.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never said I wanted to be one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my wife (male)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help you stay in debt.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pull gash

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take better photos (hopefully) and store more of them on the phone itself (hopefully)

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No lag or stutter
    That's bascially it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play gacha games

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to sex this anine griller

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? She has weird ears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it H at least?
      If not, you can keep the artist name to yourself, I don't really care.

      thats a boy and i want to fight him

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Social status
    unfortunate but true
    rich use it to scope out if you are moronic or not
    poor use it to scope out how should they behave in the present situation

    same is with cars

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the more expensive one can vibrate stronger in your mom's ass

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play fortnite I guess

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can show off to other a a sign of wealth and status symbol.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cheap one can't be used as a point of pride for mentally stunted goysoomers.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charge wirelessly

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I make over 10k a month, i buy a new phone every 7 years or so, i can definitely afford a 1k+ phone.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just buy the $1000 smartphone for $200 2 years later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      It helps that the S22 Ultra looks just like the S24 Ultra for 99% of people.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get you b***hes

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it can get you laid
    you get laid when you use apple
    but women get dry when you use android

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with men isn't sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give it back, Jamal.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust anyone with a phone made after 2016 or that costs more than $150, you must have serious brain damage otherwise to keep getting scammed so hard.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    youre just paying for a better camera on a phone

    just stick to a cheap chinkphone and buy a 200 dollar kodak

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