What did Jesus do in his 20s? It is said he didn't start his ministry until 30.

What did Jesus do in his 20s?
It is said he didn't start his ministry until 30.
Was he pretending to be just a regular guy?
If so, the fact that he was unmarried probably struck other folks as unusual

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Carpentry I imagine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he was anonymously studying in the libraries of his biological parents (Juba II and Cleopatra Selene II), as the initial idea of adopting him to the tribe of Judah had alerted and pissed off the Hasmonean Herods.
      he had to make sure he knew his shit and that he wouldn't be immediately recognized by his stepmom (Glaphyra of Cappadocia, concubine of the Herods) before he dared return. declaring himself as yet another child of the heirs of the southern mediterranean, when his birth hadn't even been officially recognized, would be to invite the end of his fathers house (Massylii/Messiah) by sparking questions of him being a bastard, possibly even of Glaphyra herself,- which could get her killed by the Herods.
      tldr;
      Star Wars and Dune are soft disclosure.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos tend to get gradually worse in their 20s and really go off the deep end in their 30s. Even Jesus's own family thought he had gone insane, implying that he wasn't always going on about being a living God.

    Mark 3:21
    >And when his family heard it, they went out to seize him, for they were saying, “He is out of his mind.”

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But if he was just some schizophrenic israelite then why do I get fuzzy feelings at church?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For the same reason "Pagans" got fuzzy feelings doing communal rituals together, it fills you with a sense of belonging and existential purpose. Something doesn't have to be true to feel real.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what if they all experienced something real. now that would be funny

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude what if every religion contains seeds of a greater truth in that all of reality is divine and creation itself is a mirror to its own architect?
            Sounds pretty fricking gay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i think it would be funny, imagine it. all the killing, all the persecution, all the lost progress, just for some divine prankster to get his rocks off

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            But that’s all humans doing that, assuming free will. God is not interfering. Whether that’s His entertainment is a semantic question.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >assuming free will
            That's your first mistake. Trahor Fatis.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, he's definitely pulling the strings. He lets us do what we want within a certain set of parameters, but he has an endgame and I think it's going to be really fricking funny.

            Feels like free will definitely exists. Even typing this message I’m deciding what the next word is, editing it, etc. like clearly my brain is computing, and it feels like I’m the one controlling the computer.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It feels real, and it probably is real, but I want to give you an analogy so you understand what I mean.

            Free will is like spinning a dreidel. Absolute free will would be like spinning those things on a mile wide flat plane, they'll go anywhere in any direction until they lose all their energy. The free will I'm talking about is like having a small box that it's contained in and then it spins. Whenever it hits the boundaries it gets pushed back into its domain.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            But this analogy would have to apply to every thought, action, etc. not just the life path. And what about creative thoughts where something new is created.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >it feels like
            Dreams also feel real until we wake up, no?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So why are we posting here rn

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            cause we're predestined to be fricking incel losers

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah see this is where I think free will is real because I’ve gone through periods of self-improvement/escape from recurring thought patterns and that felt like me not someone else doing it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, he's definitely pulling the strings. He lets us do what we want within a certain set of parameters, but he has an endgame and I think it's going to be really fricking funny.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Something doesn't have to be true to feel real.
          *insert Holocaust joke*

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >holocaust
            allow me to show you this video on the holocaust:

            https://rumble.com/v4uop06

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >holocaust
            great video about the holocaust:

            https://rumble.com/v4uop06-the-by-pastor-steven-anderson.html

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Drink the Kool Aid

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Jim Jones was an open and avowed atheist communist and so was everyone who drank the flavoraid at Jonestown.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't say "his family" in the actual text lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What's the word then?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it does. Open a Bible and see for yourself

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >And when his family heard it, they went out to seize him, for they were saying, “He is out of his mind.”
      Why would they do that when he's doing literal miracles? Were they moronic?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hobo doing magic tricks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't actually doing miracles, obviously. He was doing public magic in the same vein as John the Baptist or Simon Magus. I guarantee you if Chris Angel Mindfreak went back to 1st century Judea he could convince the yokels there he's a living God too probably.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    went to egypt to learn about religion

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hiding from bussy chasers

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    traveling

    he went east and west, along the prevailing and well known trade routes
    lots of israelites in Persia at the time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he was visiting his dad
      Why else do you think magi came to visit and give mary some gifts aka child support?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah, he was trying to find the 10 lost tribes

        that's why he went east and west as it says in the bible that's where they were scatterered, and why he said he was sent for the lost sheep of the house of Israel

        the bible referrs to the lost tribes as like sheep without a shepherd, talks about the ingathering of the nations, this is all part of the great commission

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He likely studied under some Pharisees and was involved in some mystic movements of some sort like the Essenes. You didn't have to be in the priestly class for those like you did with the Saducees.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, according to some japanese he was in Japan

    %3D

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What did Jesus do in his 20s?
    He was a carpenter
    >Was he pretending to be just a regular guy?
    Yes but he wasn't pretending
    >If so, the fact that he was unmarried probably struck other folks as unusual
    not really. men got married at varying ages.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, because he didn't exist.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Before beginning his ministry he was possibly a disciple of John the Baptist. At least we know that he had respect for John and agreed with his message and lifestyle, he must have known a lot about him. Who knows what would happen before that, possibly living a normal life in Nazareth, judging by the reaction of his neighbors when he visited the town as Jesus the miracle worker.
    Perhaps this is already too much to speculate, but the type of people like Jesus ("society as we know it will one day come to an end") don't become outliers overnight, on the contrary they have quite idealistic and rebellious personalities since youth. It's possible that he was already a cause of concern for his mother long before

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    around your 30's the schizo shit kicks in, it checks out

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