What do you think of Le Comte de Monte Cristo?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last line is so kino
    >Espérer et attendre

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pointlessly dragged out. Those fricking publishers should've never paid him by the chapter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its another valentine chapter
      What a waste of paper

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So good they named a sandwich after it.
    Good sandwich too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starbucks was named after co-captain Starbuck.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Essentially an adolescents novel, but one of the best of that genre.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated. Gets boring about half way through, but the beginning sections are kino

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy it but there are definitely some durdly bits I could do without. I enjoy epic fantasy though, so I don't mind the pointless diversions as much as some here seem to, some of them are even kind of neat (vampa's introduction, valentine's grandfather, etc.)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too long and so I'm intimidated to read it
    I can only read 30-40 pages a day

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are french language book covers always so boring and samey. Literally zero effort put into making an aesthetic design, interesting font, photos/imagery. Sure, don't judge a book by its cover, but spend more than 3 minutes making it surely? English covers are so much more appealing and draw you in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is Le Livre de Poche, literally the cheapest "pocket book" around. Covers of proper editions are typically very lean which is much better than the prostitutedom trying to lure clients in you are apparently preferring. I'm turned off by covers having more clutter than pic related.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a pleb take. French and German publishers have a far superior design to low quality English books.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        German publishers can't even put the text on the spine the right way up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same with french publishers tbf
          then again the french are genuinely moronic, they think 2 weeks is 15 days

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Edmond Dantes
    >Rodion Raskolnikov
    >Don Juan
    >Eren Yeager pre-rumbling
    What are some other kino, edgy, byronic characters that are literally me?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Until the day when God will deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is contained in these two words, - "Wait and hope".
    It kinda drags after they go to Paris but the conclusions it sets up for the cast is kino. Except for Danglars and Mercedes. Danglars got off easy, and I was kinda hoping Mercedes would go back to Edmond at the end ngl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My homie Edmond got a prime age daughter-wife instead, that's an upgrade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree about Mercedes. I was really happy that Dumas didn’t go down the sentimental route snd instead Edmond got a qt slave wife. The movie fricked that up so bad lol.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest bad books ever.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite book of all time. Dipped back into Dumas last year, revisited all the musketeer books. Then went to The Last Cavalier and The Red Sphinx back to back despite knowing going into it both were unfinished. Was still devastated both times when they just left off with no ending as if I didn't know it was going to happen.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a literal Shonen.
    >Guy who’s very smart and handsome and talented at everything get betrayed and goes to prison only to comes out 100x smarter and ripped and with infinite wealth to unleash hell upon his enemies. Every women panties instantly drop upon glancing at him, and basically, you’re fricking stupid
    I’ve read the first volume but not gonna bother with the second

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv it.
    The sequel is awesome too but more complex.

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