What have the Barbarians ever done for the Romans?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picts weren't patrilineal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      judging by the fact that Ireland is worth 80% R1b, they were.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Picts
        >Ireland
        Plus Gaelic Ireland was patriarchal as frick. Pre-normalisation Irish Christianity may as well have been Hebrew patriarchs LARP.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ??

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chainmail is pretty sweet

            No, he's right. Ireland was always more Celtic than Pictish. Pict is Scotland.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what gives?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not vegan
    No shit, try to be that in Scotland without regular imports and factory-made onions products

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the blue was body paint not tattoos

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those Gothic helmets were cool thoughever. Gucci tier. I'd wear one right now if I could.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thoughever

      [...]

      >>>/qa/

      [...]

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gender equal society
    That’s why they didn’t last

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      I'm still here

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ain’t no Persian ever call me barbarian

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gender equal society
    So most women die childless, men all are cucks or incels, and no pop growth (ie the long house). How is this a win? Picts don't exist cause they were out bred by happy "oppressed" women to their south/to the east (Vikings).

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >relatively gender-equal society
    (X) Doubt

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoos good
    >imperialism le bad
    >killing le bad
    >gender equal society
    Why did the chad meme get warped from a caricature of doing things normies are afraid of to acting in line with them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teenagers (the primary authors of all these memes) are obsessed with conformity and group validation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imperialism is gay, the first form of globohomo. Secondly, fighting naked and scaring the shit out of the bad guys is so much more Chad than wearing some gay armor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you like being surrounded by naked men 24/7?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As long as they're buffer than a motherfricker

          Say it's gay all you like, there's nothing gayer than being attracted to women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior culture face tattoos are based, it's only when tattoos are of capeshit or other corporate brands that they're stupid

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gender equal society
    how is that advantage?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Radiochan

    traded them amber and slaves and became their foederati

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gave them soap, superior metallurgy and had to remind them what a war chariot looked like because they were too thick to remember

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chariots are useless because you can't put an entire legion on chariots.
      Soap is also useless because it's only good for women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >falling for D&C

      Reminder that the Romans bothered to talk about northern Europeans because they were interesting, painting the idea of a barbarian as another European. Only the Persians and Scythians were so important to merit record.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freed them from the eastern despoty the empire became.

    >hurr durr not true
    After the reconquest of Italy from the hands of Ostrogoths the locals started helping goths to start a 15 years long guerilla campaign. Despotate of Romania had to kill 75% of its founding stock in its founding province to pacify it. When Longobards came the despotate was more prepared militarily, but had to deal with people running away to the longobard kingdoms to be second class subject because romanian despotate was so horrible to live in.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do redditors and xittertroons realise that the purpose of the virgin vs. chad meme is to mock whatever's being depicted on the left hand side by comparing it to whatever's on the right hand side, with the implication being that whatever's on the right is even worse?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the original virgin vs chad was about a normal person vs a sociopathic spastic that couldn't care less about conforms.
      the message has been warped into me good vs you bad a long long time ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in a sense portraying civilized romans vs barbaric picts as the "normal vs spastic" makes sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the old school self deprecating memes keeping it real. Not the shitty ones now that are me good you bad, or when they are self deprecating, they're only self deprecating about things that those people fully embraces despite knowing there's something wrong with it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too bad picts were hunted to fricking extinction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source; larping Irish autist

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    were female barbarians also naked like the male ones?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No evidence exists to show that

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gave them most of their arms and armor, as well as quite a few of their farming implements like the vallus. They even adopted barbarian clothing and mannerisms later on down the line.

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