What if Japan became Catholic?

What if Japan became Catholic?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There would be a lot of Shiro Amakusa impersonations for a while until things went back to normal.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To answer this question we must go back to 862.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    JWanon

    Then the wealthy plantation owners who wanted to import huge numbers of Black folks to export sugar cane to China would import huge numbers of Black folks and """"""""""Japan"""""""" would be East Asian Brazil. It would be the Philippines, but with a lower IQ and a higher crime rate. Also, like both Brazil and the Philippines it would be rapidly rejecting Catholicism and taking up Protestantism around the year 2020.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah frick that.
      Japan doesn't need the crucifixion fetishists telling them to respect the "pope" over a world away in rome, and telling them how to worship some caninite volcano god, that they worship in their holy book, that they would fore upon the Japanese population.
      Frick, that.

      Sneed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, ChistCuck.
        Hey when is your mesiah coming back, hes taking his sweet time, are you sure he's actually coming back?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well Moishe, "of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but [The] Father only".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >two more weeks! Trust the plan!
            How many generations have died waiting for their messiah to arrive, raise them as zombies from their graves and take them to heaven?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly not enough of them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As someone who has lived in Japan I geniunelly believe that Christianity would've been good for the Japanese, the way they treat each other is inhuman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thoughts on the japanese who identify as christain. Do they adhere to christain beliefs or do they do their own thing?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah frick that.
    Japan doesn't need the crucifixion fetishists telling them to respect the "pope" over a world away in rome, and telling them how to worship some caninite volcano god, that they worship in their holy book, that they would fore upon the Japanese population.
    Frick, that.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if we didn’t have this useless thread every week?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japan would've lost its soul.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japan doesn't have a soul, it's a country of mindless automatons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even Japanese goyslop is more soulfull than western goyslop because soul doesn't appeal to westerners.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Japanese goyslop is soulful because it's escapism of the greatest from, an inverted reflection of the average Japanese's grey and soul crushing existence. The fact that they create such art is an indictment of their own culture, ironically enough.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be full of flips and mexicans.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be a low iq mullato shithole like the philippines

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That would probably solve their low birthrate problems.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more curious about an alternate history where the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom had been successful.
    I suspect it would have eventually steamrolled into the greatest Abrahamic religious reformation since Islam. Possibly even greater.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would look like another generic south American shithole

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing less than the total destruction/loss of modern japanese artistic expression.
    This is what drove me to hate echristians. For all the absolute slop produced by the anime and manga industry, there are also tons of beautiful works of art that come out of these industries. Back when I was a christian I wondered if conversion would've been better for japan in the long run if it meant the loss of their art. Angry echristians scolded me and told me that of course the death of all beauty in the world was an acceptable term for the salvation of the immortal soul. Slowly I began to hate them, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no rebuttal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A good amount of anime is inspired by Christianity like Evangelion, though is mostly for it's aesthetics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        japs putting christian symbolism into anime is just the flipside of americans putting le honorabru ninja who bows after defeating his enemy into dumb action media. It's so devoid of substance that it's not even worth considering.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully we don't have to worry about that. Christianity in Japan is little more than an aesthetic, outside of the small number of Christians themselves.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be mega cucked like every other catholic nation

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Catholics would have persecuted Buddhists.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a lot browner

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day the Emporer himself will become Catholic.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would lose it's unique culture and just become a garbage "melting pot" culture like America

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