What if Jesus had been female?

What if Jesus had been female?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They would have been xx

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    naked female crucified jesus plz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Son couldn't have incarnated as a female, because the Messianic prophesies explicitly state that the Messiah is a male.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is Jesus was a femboy, then?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Femboys dress up as women, which is a violation of the Torah.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strictly speaking, God is both the Mother and the Father of the Cosmos, but living as a woman wouldn't be consistent with the whole point of the Incarnation. Christ is the redeemed Adam, and since woman is really only a half-man the symbolism of a female Christ wouldn't make any sense. It is quite possible that there is no possible universe where Christ would ever have been a woman, since man is really the only complete human being and the symbol of higher authority.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God is both the Mother and the Father of the Cosmos
      So he's non-binary? Sounds gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not intelligent, not funny, not even ironically.
        i'm mad but not because you discovered something relevant witty or biting. i'm mad because you're lazy and self-assured when what you need is self-improvement. this is the last attention i will give you. work on yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God is both the Mother and the Father of the Cosmos
      so somebody told him to go and frick himself ...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >man is really the only complete human being and the symbol of higher authority.
      Sexist scumbag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Christ is the redeemed Adam,
      "And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner." - 1 Timothy 2:14
      Eve was the one who needed to be redeemed apparently. So if anything a female sacrifice would have made more sense.
      >It is quite possible that there is no possible universe where Christ would ever have been a woman, since man is really the only complete human being and the symbol of higher authority.
      "There is neither israelite nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." - Galatians 3:28
      According to this verse these things mean nothing in the world beyond. Also in other species on earth females are the ones with authority and power so that simply doesn't follow.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guanyin Was reinterpreted as female, maybe Jesus will be too. Revelation talks about his paps, after all.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US

    JUST A STRANGER ON A BUS

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody would have taken it seriously

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been better. Should have made jesus a hot israeliteess like Abby Shapiro.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Masculinity and femininity aren't just biological concepts and God isn't just a dude.
    Keeping these in mind, the insecurity people feel that drives them to want gender reversal on a cosmic scale should dissipate. You're not defending veganas and peepees, you're not talking about women's suffrage and rape, or napoleon or oprah.
    So this becomes as meaningful a question as "what if up was down".
    Up actually necessitates down, so one can't take the other's place.
    If "jesus was a woman" I think woman would just be the word we applied to men. Nothing would change.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd convert INSTANTLY

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She would be a israeli bawd lusting for BRC just like her prostitute mother.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if Muhammad was female?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the male Aisha.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No thanks, not into 50 year old women

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Romans would've raped her and it'd have been hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure they raped the normal jesus as well

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no strength in women being compassionate. Women dont have the power of violence so compassion is the only weapon they have. Men also have strong desire for lust. Jesus who is a contrast to the vices of man and stoic gives him charisma and reflects the heavenly father that is capable of destruction but chooses to not do so.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would have only been 70% divine

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having sex with the daughter of god who is herself god. What would that be like?
    Do gay Christians imagine having sex with Jesus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Do gay Christians imagine having sex with Jesus?

      Would explain why gays are overrepresented among celibate priests

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine feminine things like motherhood would be held as even more sacred. Christian art might focus more on the female form with lots of imagery of pregnant women and such. I think priesthood and teaching would still be male dominated, but there might be some class of sacred women like nuns, except more revered.

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