What is the chuddiest programming language?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gun

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C++

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just want everyone here to be your echo chamber and reinforce your belief it's go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no I just wanted to post Gopher chud

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first you have to define what a chuddie is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like pic related, but lazier, more dependent on consumer electronics, and slightly less right wing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So this? Still don't fully get what chuddie means

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It means chad/stud

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A way of calling someone a basement dweller / societal recluse. Stemming from this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So its like saying loser, but more polite?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sort of. It's arguably more rude. The key thing is that only a certain sect of people say it and those people are themselves easily described as mentally ill losers. Usually terminally online as well.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't find it rude at all, since I don't live in a basement and I don't eat human flesh.
            I think the left has misunderstood what insults are.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's certainly subjective but I think implications are usually perceived as rude; whether they're true or not. Calling someone "ugly stinky poo poo head" could be considered rude even if they're not an ugly stinky poo poo head.
            Implying that someone must be a basement cannibal just because they do something unrelated, is at the very least, uncalled for imo.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno, it just does nothing for me. "Poopyhead" is probably on par with it, it's just an immature outburst.
            This is where "the right" has it figured out. Their insults are directed at actual, rather than imagined, personal traits.
            Black person? Needs no explanation.
            homosexual? Same.
            troony/troon/axe wound/ywnbaw etc? Again directly referencing the target.
            If you want to wound with words, the words should hurt, not just be an obscure in-joke.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >troony/troon
            wait, these are insults?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, ever since they decided that "troony" was a horrible offensive hate term that must not be uttered.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it was just a shorter variant of "transexual", or is that the implication that its not a fetish but an actual mental disorder
            >captha KYSS

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chud isn't meant to be an insult, it just helps to identify someone as a very specific type of guy on the internet.
            >can't go one day without thinking about trannies (specifically trannies)
            >can't go one hour without thinking about politics
            >can rarely talk about any topic that isn't either of those things
            >typically jobless; if employed, it'll be as unskilled menial laborer
            >over-inflated sense of self worth. Probably thinks of himself as an Adonis chad, despite looking like a stocky hobo with an unkempt beard
            >endlessly virtue signals about being a christian/muslim/orthodox/catholic despite acting nothing like one
            >ultimately lives the same life as trannies, only playing video games and being obsessed with esoteric shit that no one else cares about
            This is chud.
            If you don't see these things as bad traits, that is your problem thoughever.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this list official? URL to IETF document please.
            Or just stop lying to cover up your own embarrassment. It's too obvious what you're doing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >SOURCE? DO YOU HAVE A PEER REVIEWED SOURCE FOR THAT CLAIM? DO YOU HAVE THE DOCUMENTS TO BACK UP YOUR ASSERTIONS
            As I said, just trannies/redditors with a rightwing coat of paint

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As I suspected, you just made it up and now you're shitting all over the floor to avoid further embarrassment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this? Still don't fully get what chuddie means

      https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/chudjak

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C++, there's no other so relevant yet so elite language, filters literally everyone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >C and C++
      Quintessential troonylangs.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back to your circlejerk you useless /misc/ subhuman.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he post chuds if he was from po/l

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just posted it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything without Coraline Ehmke's troony CoC(k) and filters normies, scriptkiddies, women, pajeets, etc. So basically C and C++.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >C and C++
      Quintessential troonylangs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, I guess all the banks and device drivers are made from troony organizations.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >banks
          COBOL mystery meat.
          >device drivers
          Troon territory.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    machine code because it's only binary doe

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C++, perl, haskell, lisp

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Racket

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ can't program

    they also think LLMs are satanic, lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've got this backwards. OP is clearly a left wing hero because he posts the chudjak. Rightoids cry every time they see it. He wouldn't be able to type due to the short circuiting if he was a CHUD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chudjak is a israelite, bro.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually he has an American phenotype above all. I've seen that basic face randomly in pictures from over there but never irl here in Europe. It's not left or right wing either, it's just American Face.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anglos are the greatest golem, man.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rust, lisp, pascal or modula

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incel chud language
    Python or Javascript

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C++aryans.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Julia
    Esoteric an it has the name of a woman
    Incels will love it

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HolyC

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asembler

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds don't code, they are exclusively nocoder /misc/tourists

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4th Reich

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C & LISP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      John McCarthy:
      >invented Lisp, FLPL, time sharing, garbage collection, coined the term "artificial intelligence", worked on Algol 60 and 68
      Dennis Ritchie:
      >never invented anything and put buffer overflows everywhere because he used null-terminated strings (which he also didn't invent)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dennis Ritchie developed C & Unix. Also McCarthy recommended learning C.
        >Learn some programming languages — at least C, Lisp and Prolog.
        https://www-formal.stanford.edu/jmc/whatisai.pdf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          C and Unix didn't have any new features or concepts. Everything is built on what came before, but C and Unix cut out things from older systems instead of inventing new things. They're the opposite of inventions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        John McCarthy
        >invented Lisp
        >too moronic to make its own implementation
        Dennis Ritchie
        >took B
        >added a type system to it

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nim

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't Bjarne literally walked away in disgust from a trans assistant to one C++ conference? I don't think you can be more chud than that.

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