What is the perfect book for every zodiac sign?

What is the perfect book for every zodiac sign?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Zodiacs are real why do Zack and Cody have such different personalities?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sagittarius is scary accurate wow

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP btfo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      truth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trvthnvke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      make a weedpen/dyed hair edition and the whole thing's covered lol

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Leo and this is accurate

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    taurus here it's taking everything i've got to stay within the normal BMI range. i know if i slip for just one moment i'll be obese again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i just cooked and ate a whole hamburger after passing my daily calorie limit. it was so fricking delicious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Modern existence is so diminishing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just gave up and ate a whole pizza it's not my fault anyways just the stars I was born under

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pisces and I relate more with your mom

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Capricorn, my birthday is tomorrow, I will have to share it with some big-titted black woman who sexually assaulted me some weeks ago; I'd say the caricature is vaguely accurate though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I will have to share it with some big-titted black woman who sexually assaulted me some weeks ago

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which would bell hooks fall under.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Virgo- Mary Shelley, Goethe, Samuel Johnson, DH Lawrence, Dahl, King, GRR Martin, Borges, Wright, Locke, Sassoon, HG Wells

    We got something for everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tolstoy too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Goethe
      my man

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is being born in september really why I am incel? What zodiac is the most incel is there any research on this?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6 different people who were into astrology have asked me 'are you x zodiac sign' and been correct which one it was. It weirded me out enough that I actually looked into it to see if there was any merit to it, but it appears to be pretty much bullshit meant to stroke people's egos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My friend spends like 4 hours doing people’s charts. She’s right most of the time and it’s weird. There are amateurs and professionals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It really starts to fall into place with full charts. Reading all my planets and aspects blew my mind. From a metaphysical standpoint it makes sense that celestial bodies would have effects on us.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >From a metaphysical standpoint it makes sense that celestial bodies would have effects on us.
          What does that have to do with metaphysics? Or you mean metalhysics in the incorrect “esoteric/mysticism/occult” way which has nothing to do with actual metaphysics?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i mean metaphysical in the actual correct way that some pseud pretentious Black folk like toboretend is the incorrect way, because they dont have a clue about real metaphysics. Clear enough, Black person?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It kind of seems like cold-reading to me. It was just spooky that people kept accurately guessing my sign

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1/(12^6) probability friendo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Less than 1 in a million, however I wonder if he neglected to mention if any others were wrong. Probably still impressive odds, regardless.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the idea that capricorns are supposed to be "old souls"? If so I guess it's accurate, He seems like the most normal guy among them, at least

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Capricorns are 'business as usual' normscum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's generally believed that the later you are in the zodiac, the older your soul is, so pisces would be the oldest.
      Capricorn is ruled by Saturn which is the "old man" of the planets and the bringer of time/old age. They are generally very serious and hard-working career people.
      You need to take the whole chart into account though - one of my best friends is a Capricorn and is very energetic and childlike

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pisces
    >Ovid
    >Michel Houellebecq
    >Anthony Burgess
    >Michel de Montaigne
    >Gabriel García Márquez
    >Sir Richard Francis Burton
    >Victor Hugo
    >Carson McCullers
    >John Steinbeck
    >Henrik Ibsen
    >Lawrence Durrell
    >David Foster Wallace
    >Bret Easton Ellis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pisces chads, we doing good

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Virgo
    >Am a virgin
    Maybe there's something to this horoscope shit after all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      true, God is laughing.
      t. virgo wizard in 30s

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so closed-minded that you think the time of year you were developed in and born into could have no impact on your development. Climate, hormones of the mother, (probably not the alignment of the planets, but who knows?) etc. That is without even getting into consequences of modern society, notably: grade cutoffs for children leading to those born in certain times of the year being young or old among their peers in school and how that impacts social development.

    Altogether it's much more crazy to think there is no association between month of birth and personality than that there is, yet it's treated as the rational view.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Astrology is not about things like climate though anon, it's metaphysical. A lot of people don't believe in that type of metaphysical structure existing these days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They want it to be metaphical, but the truth may be mundane. The conclusions can be correct even if the process is flawed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Astrology literally cannot be mundane. There is no way to explain it using the laws of physics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            Imagine being so closed-minded that you think the time of year you were developed in and born into could have no impact on your development. Climate, hormones of the mother, (probably not the alignment of the planets, but who knows?) etc. That is without even getting into consequences of modern society, notably: grade cutoffs for children leading to those born in certain times of the year being young or old among their peers in school and how that impacts social development.

            Altogether it's much more crazy to think there is no association between month of birth and personality than that there is, yet it's treated as the rational view.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Once again that isn't astrology. People who are born in the winter having certain personality traits on average or whatever is not the same thing as there being intimate connections between the positions of celestial objects and human lives. There is no posited mechanism of cause and effect(any such mechanism for the constellations would also violate the speed of light), it's just a metaphysical structure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have as little proof that it's metaphysical as there is proof that it's some unknown material process or collection of processes that are too complex to quantify for humans outside of noting dates. Yes ofcourse it can be fully material.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >some unknown material process or collection of processes that are too complex to quantify for humans outside of noting dates.
            This is functionally just saying it's magic lol.

            The results of astrology can be separated from the methodology and rationale, moron. And how would astrology violate the speed of light? Christ you're a dumb Black person.

            The results of astrology are too precise and complex to be attributed to any known laws of physics, that's the point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The results of astrology are too precise and complex to be attributed to any known laws of physics
            99% of the people who discuss or dispute astrology are only concerned with the sun sign (see: OP) which is definitely not too precise for the laws of physics to explain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What causal mechanism could account for it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            Imagine being so closed-minded that you think the time of year you were developed in and born into could have no impact on your development. Climate, hormones of the mother, (probably not the alignment of the planets, but who knows?) etc. That is without even getting into consequences of modern society, notably: grade cutoffs for children leading to those born in certain times of the year being young or old among their peers in school and how that impacts social development.

            Altogether it's much more crazy to think there is no association between month of birth and personality than that there is, yet it's treated as the rational view.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            THat post does not contain any causal mechanism that could explain why if you're born 5 days later you have the personality of a Scorpio instead of a Libra

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's approximate, moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not approximate. There is absolutely nothing in that post that even begins to explain what could cause that to happen.

            You have no idea what you're talking about

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You cannot explain anything for which you are not aware of all of the variables, scientists still haven't figured out how ball lightning works, what makes you think they could, with the current scientific understanding, explain something entirely, which involves movements of massive bodies from massive distances away coinciding with certain micro events on earth?
            >what you're saying is it's magic
            I thought magic was supposed to be metaphysical in nature, at least according to your view. You can try ascribing metaphysical structures to every single thing science hasn't figured out yet, I'm sure you'll come up with very coherent and useful systems.
            >The results of astrology are too precise and complex to be attributed to any known laws of physics, that's the point.
            How? Do you know all of the variables involved that connnect planetary movements to events on earth?
            It's also hilarious you try to bring up speed of light, as if astrology needs to be explained via some kind of direct planet -> earth beam of influence or something. You can literally completely remove planets and stars from astrology and you won't lose anything in terms of it's predictive capability. Ancient people used celestial bodies to keep track of time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ht, as if astrology needs to be explained via some kind of direct planet -> earth beam of influence or something.
            It does need to be explained with some such causal mechanism if you want it to be within the laws of physics. So far you have not suggested how this could work.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit you are actually mentally moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument. You are completely incapable of even beginning to explain what laws of physics could explain the Scorpio-Libra example I gave. You haven't even tried, just waffled on about 'uh there could magical laws that explain this, no I have no idea what they are'

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's because you insist that astrology needs to be explained through the framework of a planet magically beaming events into existence on earth through pure magic instantly, and that the explanation must be done through one law of physics that would apply to everything that would occur during the event. I tried to reason at first because I didnt think you were actually this dumb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can't call that explanation dumb when you have utterly failed to even begin to form any explanation yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can call your explanation dumb because it adds unnecesary and unreasonable complexity. You can remove the planets and stars from astrology entirely and still have the same system of timekeeping, predicting the same events with the same accuracy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You still are not even trying to explain which laws of physics would be causing this stuff to happen and how.

            Personality could reasonably be assumed to be caused by neural structures, so you have to posit some kind of system wherein the positions of the sun, moon, etc are affecting the brain in a way that causes various structures to form in one month, and then different ones in another month or whatever. You aren't even trying to give any framework like this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >so you have to posit some kind of system wherein the positions of the sun, moon
            I already explained twice why you dont need to involve the planets or stars in the explanation at all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OK then explain it without them. Just give some kind of attempt at explaining even a theoretical way it could function

            You aren’t understanding anon’s point, even though it’s been very clearly stated.
            Take a step back and rethink what he wrote.

            I do understand his point, I just don't agree with it. I do not think it's possible for the laws of physics as we currently understand them to account for the system of astrology.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You actually do not understand either of them, like at all, let their points stew in your head for a few days.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you had a real point you would be capable of articulating it instead of just saying 'hurr durr you dont understand'

            The other guy's entire mode of argument has been to say 'there could be some mysterious way physics accounts for this' without even trying to give any sort of framework whatsoever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based on what you’ve been replying, I don’t think you did understand what he was saying, honestly. You’re too deep into the bullheaded internet argument mode.
            If you let go of “winning the argument” and chill out you might realize it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care what you think considering you also appear to be completely incapable of actually making an argument

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn’t aware I was in an argument.
            I won’t speak for that anon, but I think the idea of seasonal climate / school year timing combined with the timing of a child’s development are perfectly plausible as influences on personality. And that was all he claimed, he was not saying astrology is accurate down to the arbitrary cut-off day between signs or that daily horoscopes are true.
            And no anon is off-hand going to be able to explain in minute detail any exact mechanism for this, even if the idea is true, because human biology and psychology is generally very complex and intertwined with many factors.
            It would require a large study to figure out, and because it’s not that important, I doubt anyone would bother with that.

            As it happens though, there are a few studies.
            Here is one about personality:
            https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article/file?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0253815&type=printable
            The hypotheses they discuss involve the timing of pregnancy itself.
            Here is another one about the connections to mental problems like schizophrenia:
            https://academic.oup.com/schizophreniabulletin/article/29/3/587/1928787?login=false

            The effects these studies show are not huge but they are present. And even these researchers cannot determine why exactly they exist.

            Anyway, I spent more effort on this post than you deserve, though it satisfied my own curiosity somewhat. If you reply with the typical IQfy “debate” shit I’m not going to bother with you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the idea of seasonal climate / school year timing combined with the timing of a child’s development are perfectly plausible as influences on personality. And that was all he claimed, he was not saying astrology is accurate down to the arbitrary cut-off day between signs or that daily horoscopes are true.
            That was literally the point I was making. The distinction between those two things.

            >And no anon is off-hand going to be able to explain in minute detail any exact mechanism for this, even if the idea is true, because human biology and psychology is generally very complex and intertwined with many factors.
            No such explanation exists at all.

            I dont give a frick what you think or if you 'bother with me', have a nice day homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but you were stupider than I thought.
            Rethink your life bro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >absolutely no argument
            Stick a knife into your ugly face homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are explaining shit to a woman. Good attemp, but futile, she's emotionally invested into this shit and you're trying to rationally change her mind.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you'll concede that the human mind is subject to the laws of physics, and that the human mind interacts with the human body, then every detail, down to the minutest movements of the planet that can be perceived by the bare senses has a direct casual link: planets -> senses -> mind -> body
            moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Explain how the laws of electromagnetism, gravity, etc are causing someone who is born 5 days later to have a completely different personality.

            You have not even the slightest shred of a framework that could explain this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just explained the framework. Do you think bird migrations are inexplicable too?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A bird having some kind of biological compass in its brain is a perfectly understandable mechanism. There is nothing mystical about a compass pointing you to north.

            There is no such mechanism to explain why the personality traits associated with Scorpio or Libra would form

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The results of astrology can be separated from the methodology and rationale, moron. And how would astrology violate the speed of light? Christ you're a dumb Black person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You aren’t understanding anon’s point, even though it’s been very clearly stated.
            Take a step back and rethink what he wrote.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's because they're Marxist scum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >metaphysics is wishful nonsense without any reason
        No

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wishful nonsense is often metaphysical

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just a matter of whether the time of year has an effect on your development, its that it has such a strong effect that it defines your personality which I find especially unbelievable. As if the actual events that happen throughout your life have less of an impact on your personality than the time of your birth.

      Also: I don't see how one not believing in horoscopes will also mean that they don't believe in the effects that you say the grade cut-offs of the modern schooling system has on child development. If someone is a Leo, it will have nothing to do with whether they end of going to school or not, so why is that relevant?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only idiots deny that, but there’s a difference between conceding that there maybe some influence, even cosmological influence and being convinced that some 20-something girl who writes for Cosmo can actually divine your fate and that this is a good thing

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    astrology is kinda moronic but i do tend to have mood changes quickly as a gemini... not like that, though. that said, red wine is objectively the best alcohol.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a virgo male, not sure what it means

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any money to be made selling zodiac shit to women?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am not female!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer has Cormac and Kafka. We win

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any good Gemini writers?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whitman, Emerson, Yeats, Pushkin, Mann, Hammett, Wagner, Chesterton, Boccaccio.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine trying to explain that Pushkin and Whitman and Chesterton belong to the same personality group, what a tremendous fricking meme

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's more to astrology, though. The birth card gives you a more accurate read than just the zodiac. You can make your own here: https://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No fricking way. That described me fairly accurately.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Chesterton
          Based. We win again geminibros

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The winning never stops

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why are Geminis so hated?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's called reciprocal teleology, when something works really well as a potential joke (calling geminis "gemiBlack folk") the universe senses this and over time acts upon the subject of the joke to cause it to be accurate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Checks out

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            GEMini
            COALpricorn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leo's are better. We have Melville, H.P. lovecraft, Alexandre Dumas, and Emily Bronte

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pluto enters aquarius on the 21st.
    soon getting soon frens.

    t./x/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the reminder.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone recommend me a book where the character is just like the Leo in OP's image?

    I need it so I can self actualize myself since I'm the bottom of a barrel Leo. I desperately need to find out whats holding me back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      leos perfectly encapsulates the boomer generation, its about showmanship, individualism, narcissism.

      Also the boomers were born during pluto in leo

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Capricorn

    I'm trying to make it as as writer and a poet, am I going to be able to do it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a poet, no, as a writer, maybe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post your full chart. Impossible to tell just from the sun sign

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont listen to this pleb

      As a poet, no, as a writer, maybe.

      many of the greatest writers and poets have been capricorns (Poe and Mishima for example)

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sagittarius seeking Aquarius waifu here

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Scorpios: Plath, Vonnegut, Voltaire, Pound, Camus, Dostoevsky, Luther, Ishiguro
    it never even started for us...

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pisces · Voltaire · Victor Hugo · Dr. Seuss · Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jack Kerouac, Henrik Ibsen, Ovid, W. H. Auden

    Kurt cobain was a pisces too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Voltaire was not a pisces. But I made a list here

      https://i.imgur.com/dRqHp6r.jpg

      Pisces
      >Ovid
      >Michel Houellebecq
      >Anthony Burgess
      >Michel de Montaigne
      >Gabriel García Márquez
      >Sir Richard Francis Burton
      >Victor Hugo
      >Carson McCullers
      >John Steinbeck
      >Henrik Ibsen
      >Lawrence Durrell
      >David Foster Wallace
      >Bret Easton Ellis

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cancer recs?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Scorpio
    Yes we are ridiculously vengeful but we can be very loyal. If you don’t cross us.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tarus bros:
    >Pynchon
    >Nabokov
    >Angela Carter
    >Gene Wolfe
    >Julius Evola
    >David Hume
    >Soren Kierkegaard
    >Honoré de Balzac
    >David Icke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Tauruses.
      Is a Taurus woman a good match for a pisces man?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        inb4
        >pisces
        >man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not too sure. My ex girlfriend was a pisces and we argued all the time. I don't know how it would translate to opposite gender roles. Although spiritually I'm more feminine and she's more masculine. Take that as you will

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          troony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, water (Pisces) and earth (Taurus) is a good relationship pairing. She'll be 'in charge' (pay the bills) but you'll keep her interested, satisfied, etc.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mom is a Capricorn
    Fricking loves Werthers Caramels

    I got her a bag as a stocking stuffer this past Christmas

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here to say virgo über alles

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Astrology is 100% bullshit and only useful if you want to hook up with dumb thots who think its meaningful.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone better give me a reading list for Aries right NOW!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Flannery O’Connor
      >Robert Frost
      >Nikolai Gogol
      >William Wordsworth
      >Hans Christian Andersen
      >Samuel Beckett
      >Emile Zola
      >Tennessee Williams
      >Milan Kundera
      >Henry James
      >Thomas Hobbes
      >Charles Baudelaire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also Mario Vargas Llosa, Joseph Campbell, Jo Nesbø, and Edward Gibbon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fail to see how must of these align with Aries stereotypes

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Astrologybros got any good books to start my astrologue journey?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sagittarius
    Books for this feel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >George Eliot
      >Shirley Jackson
      >Gustave Flaubert
      >André Gide
      >William Blake
      >C.S. Lewis
      >Mark Twain
      >Emily Dickinson
      >Michael Moorwiener
      >Philip K. Dick
      >John Milton
      >Joseph Conrad
      >Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
      >Rainer Maria Rilke
      >Karl Ove Knausgård

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey thanks

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you say?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh my friend is a double virgo with Gemini rising. Are you inwardly very neurotic but able to fake confidence well? Do you struggle with addiction? Very neat and tidy?
      Also what are your initials?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you inwardly very neurotic but able to fake confidence well?
        You could say yes, lol. I think I even created a more "social butterfly" persona during college that ended up attracting some girls with that mask, but in the end, it turned into a catastrophe because I couldn't sustain the lie (and also because it, ultimately, was bad for me).

        >Do you struggle with addiction?
        What kind? Sometimes I think I'm very impulsive with some things, yes, but I don't do drugs nor ever did or will (though I have literary interests for LSD).

        >Very neat and tidy?
        I think so. I have indeed had people complimenting me for that. For me, it's just the basic thing that everyone should do, although I've met people who were careless and still looked good.

        >Also what are your initials?
        LCS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah you aren't my friend then. I didn't think so, I doubt he browses this place.
          You do seem quite like him though. He comes across very confident but it is definitely a mask. He is also very neatly put together and can be quite anal about things being "proper".
          The addiction thing I mentioned because he struggles with his weight, drinks and smokes a lot, but strangely doesn't do drugs at all except a little weed occasionally.

          I am very much a novice at reading these but for fun I will ask you some more questions based on your chart:
          >Are you an attractive person and/or a good lover?
          >Have you been lucky with money in your life? Particularly regarding inheritance
          >Are you a bit of a pervert with bizarre fetishes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Triple Earth but otherwise Fire and Air. Who you think you are is pretty much who you are, which is rare. You're vain 'in love' but have a greater than is common 'capacity for work,' so you're at little loss when it comes to justifying this to yourself. Virgo's not only the 'perfectionist' but also the 'worker bee' of the Zodiac. They do tend to be subject to a virulent species of mid-life crisis so be aware of this (go as easy as you possibly can on yourself) come 36, 37. If you were a Christmas Tree you'd be the one in the front yard, firmly planted, decked in all white lights: a little lonely, not really part of what's going on indoors, but that suits you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're vain 'in love'
        What do you mean?

        Ah you aren't my friend then. I didn't think so, I doubt he browses this place.
        You do seem quite like him though. He comes across very confident but it is definitely a mask. He is also very neatly put together and can be quite anal about things being "proper".
        The addiction thing I mentioned because he struggles with his weight, drinks and smokes a lot, but strangely doesn't do drugs at all except a little weed occasionally.

        I am very much a novice at reading these but for fun I will ask you some more questions based on your chart:
        >Are you an attractive person and/or a good lover?
        >Have you been lucky with money in your life? Particularly regarding inheritance
        >Are you a bit of a pervert with bizarre fetishes?

        >Are you an attractive person and/or a good lover?
        Idk. I don't consider myself attractive. Well, when I was a child, I was bullied with strangers calling me ugly, which is why I'm on this site. On the other hand, I've had girls calling me hot, whatever that means for a woman when describing a man, right? And I've never been in a relationship, I'm still a kissless virgin.

        >Have you been lucky with money in your life? Particularly regarding inheritance
        I also don't know. Actually, probably. For a 27 years old unemployed guy I think I'm good.

        >Are you a bit of a pervert with bizarre fetishes?
        It depends on what people consider "bizarre." Is humiliation and cuckoldry too bizarre? I see myself as someone who can separate fantasy from reality. I would never do those things in real life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Particular, quietly both demanding and critical, 'better'

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gemini INTP masterrace reporting in

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look at my literature board dawg

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm actually a Taurus not a Gemini
      This makes so much more sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      there's no way this is right i'm such a virgo and not a leo at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Personally I don't think the actual stars matter at all. I think it's down to the positions in the cycle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm an astrological noob but this makes sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        I hate Leos so much this cannot be happening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm still the same sign
      what a fricking let down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's your bday? These are the constellations as defined by modern astronomy, which is a whole section of the sky rather than the astersim of stars. So you might actually be a cusp sign -- in between constellations.

        If you want to see for yourself, download stellarium or some similar program. Then rewind the clock to your birthday to check where the sun was actually sitting in the sky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not a gayittarius after all, I'm a Scorpion
      let's fricking GOOOOO

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an aquarius and I've never seen an aquarius be into this shit

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scorpio here. I could only date Pisces women. I don't know why but I get along very fast with them. I could never have a Scorpio woman though. They're all the same too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pisces drives many other aspects crazy but is ALWAYS Scorpio's b*tch; whereas Cancer, generally an emotional wreck, somehow tends to trump Scorpio (in matters of love)-- the only sign that regularly does, in fact, which is not necessarily a 'bad thing'

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sagittarius

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Capricorn; what do I get?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      War and peace, reread it

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does this mean? Only thing I "know" is what one ex-gf (bpd rollercoaster) told me, that I have a guardian angel because of Jupiter in XII house(?)

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Geminichads rise up. Also seems like a lot of Taurus I guess that's good

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luther, Schiller, Keats, Turgenev, Dostoyevsky, R.L. Stevenson, Pound and Dylan Thomas.

    'Nuff said.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of them are good. Or even good examples of scorps.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Aquarius but know nothing of this.
    Can I get an rundown on Aquarius?
    And a list of Aquarius writers?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I should be Ophiuchus then.
    >Scorpio is combined here...
    pussy shit

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Saggyhairyass and I say Blood Meridian. Western - gruesome, grim, ominous, but also dynamic, adventurous, colorful; a clash between philosophical journey and its brutal grotesque stops

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Libra

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its a scorpio book since libras are naturally charming and don't want to manipulate others

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >don't want to manipulate others
        They do. They just don't need a book cause they know how to do it intuitively

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IQfy claims to look down upon astrology and feigns disinterest in it yet lots of astrology threads get over 100 replies

    Very curious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      totally off
      I feign interest in it and have fun doing so

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Actually if that's true I still am the sign I thought I was (Leo)

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sun taurus moon cancer and Leo ascendant
    What mean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giga-normie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hitler was a taurus sun, capricorn moon and libra/aries ascendant.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's your point? Those are completely different

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw virgo sun, aries moon and aquarius asc
    how do I turn my weaponised military grade autism into creativity?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Industrial Society and It's future by Theodore J. Kaczynsky

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a libra I am obsessed with reading the entire literary canon whether I enjoy it or not, I need to know the names of every celebrity, watch every popular and cult classic movie, listen to every classic song, play every popular video game, know popular science. If there is something people talk about I need to be in on it.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is a non-issue for anyone using trued astrology programs instead of moronic websites that are barely accurate.

    Also, read Hellenistic Astrology by Brennan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even this is idealized. The months are divided into twelve equal segments. But in reality, the constellations are different sizes. So the system has been fudged from the very beginning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are accurate tables beyond the graphical display.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am 100000x more Capricorn than Sagittarius though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Racine, Moliere, Deleuze, Henry Miller, JD Salinger are the first 5 that come to mind

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The song of the wild, of course

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As an INFP 4w5 Capricorn I don't enjoy bragging or being mean to people but I have more potential to become a great writer than all of you combined

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As an ENTP 8w7 Capricorn, I think you're a gigantic prancing lala boy molesting fruit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      infp rluai supremacy

      As an ENTP 8w7 Capricorn, I think you're a gigantic prancing lala boy molesting fruit.

      >ENTP
      your kind is despicable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ENTPs are either based or irritating fedora tippers. There is no in between

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when did IQfy get taken over by girls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I welcome our new femdom masters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sit on my face

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