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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use something better like dero instead

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have required pgp client side comms and not trusted their front end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      redpill me on how pgp works. don't you expose the decryption key when you give it to the other person over the internet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You use asymmetric encryption. You use someone's public key to encrypt and they can decrypt it using their private key that they do not share. And vice versa.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oooooooh, i'm pretty ignorant. i thought that you decrypted with the public key as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like that doesn't make sense if the encryption algorithm is public/known. If there's a correct private key that corresponds to a public key, then it should be possible to determine the corresponding private key given a public one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            like any cryptographic function, it's less about what is "possible" and more about making it "impractical"
            can you derive a private key from a public one? sure, but it's deliberately designed to be as hard as possible to do so

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Quantom computa

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally a lock and key. Anybody can access the lock but only you have the key.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >then it should be possible to determine the corresponding private key given a public one.
            It's infeasible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your feelings are wrong, there are literally thousands of videos on YouTube explaining the RSA algorithm for low-IQ cattle like yourself, go watch one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            114,381,625,757,888,867,669,235,779,976,146,612,010,218,296,721,242,362,562,561,842,935,706,935,245,733,897,830,597,123,563,958,705,058,989,075,147,599,290,026,879,543,541
            is the product of 2 primes p and q, find them
            N is of the order 10^129 - much weaker than in use today

            >Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Specifically N ~ 2^429 where visiting a read-only literally who blog will use N ~ 2^2048, so this is 2^1619x or 10^487 or 10^387 times a googol times easier than a real cryto break.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, p=3,490,529,510,847,650,949,147,849,619,903,898,133,417,764,638,493,387,843,990,820,577 q=32,769,132,993,266,709,549,961,988,190,834,461,413,177,642,967,992,942,539,798,288,533
            RSA-129 is famous but very weak in comparison

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but the idea is you use large enough numbers that attempting to factor them is infeasible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this except omemo over xmpp over tor over starbucks
      pgp has its uses but you shouldn't use it for conversations in this era

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. schizo that never actually bought any drugs over deepweb

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why were sellers giving out identifying information anyways? How is that at all needed for them to ship anything?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They probably weren't. However the police potentially could pin them down based on the addresses they were sending stuff to. They probably won't, but you never know and that's the point. They want to make vendors paranoid so they give them money just to not be afraid of what-ifs.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would encrypt my messages locally. These guys are morons.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >price doubles on april 1st, the same time when buyers gain access to this page
    It'll just say "april fools"

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a bluff.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn;'t buy anything with whatever meme currency this trash is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a dark web market place.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Illegally acquired evidence can't be used in court can it? how would the law behave on this case? I think there could be an argument for this being illegal evidence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking, police aren't allowed to break laws to collect evidence or have someone do it on their behalf. If it ends up out there through other means they're usually in the clear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But with this notice it's clear the intent is to use this as evidence by extorting it's customers, so this could be argue as "doing it on their behalf" couldn't it? Tbf i don't really have a solid grasp on laws, but i think the extortion notice being so clear frick ups their purpose of using those logs as an extortion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The police have (presumably) not engaged these people to do it for them.
          If I break into someone's house, find evidence of money laundering and take it to the police, they can usually do something about it if they can prove no prior contact.
          If a cop comes to me and says 'hey break into that house for me and look for this', it's basically the same as if they'd done it themselves and it'd be inadmissable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, now that makes sense, as long as you can't prove prior contact to police enforcement is fair game. Well that sucks, I bet a lot of evidence have been gathered like that by the police.

            On a side note, what a way to kill a market I wonder if this is more profitable than running a long standing one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Generally speaking, police aren't allowed to break laws to collect evidence
        then how do undercover drug busts work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking, police aren't allowed to break laws to collect evidence or have someone do it on their behalf. If it ends up out there through other means they're usually in the clear.

      But with this notice it's clear the intent is to use this as evidence by extorting it's customers, so this could be argue as "doing it on their behalf" couldn't it? Tbf i don't really have a solid grasp on laws, but i think the extortion notice being so clear frick ups their purpose of using those logs as an extortion

      The police have (presumably) not engaged these people to do it for them.
      If I break into someone's house, find evidence of money laundering and take it to the police, they can usually do something about it if they can prove no prior contact.
      If a cop comes to me and says 'hey break into that house for me and look for this', it's basically the same as if they'd done it themselves and it'd be inadmissable.

      Ah, now that makes sense, as long as you can't prove prior contact to police enforcement is fair game. Well that sucks, I bet a lot of evidence have been gathered like that by the police.

      On a side note, what a way to kill a market I wonder if this is more profitable than running a long standing one.

      Ah, now that makes sense, as long as you can't prove prior contact to police enforcement is fair game. Well that sucks, I bet a lot of evidence have been gathered like that by the police.

      On a side note, what a way to kill a market I wonder if this is more profitable than running a long standing one.

      WTF is this obscure shit and what are you talking about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to people actually discussing something instead of spamming like bots.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only WTF is that?
          There is no explonation.
          See

          >what would you do?
          Literally nothing.

          I have nothing to hide.
          What messages?
          The one I called some people morons in????
          What transactions?
          What shipping?
          The crap I buy from amazon?
          The FBI already knows about my insane love for waifu figures.

          Will you tell the FBI I buy waifi figures? Will you tell that to the police?
          LOL!

          >We did not encrypt
          Sir I insist to use http and NOT https WTF are you even talking about?

          Will they send my troll posts to the police? IQfy is already a FBI honeypot so this changes nothing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's incognito market
            One of those drug marketplaces

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's incognito market
            >One of those drug marketplaces
            What is its name? And TOR link?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What is its name
            Are you fricking moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you fricking moronic
            Why so mad moron chan?
            Name it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Read the literal post you replied to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Read the literal post you replied to
            You mean the name is literally "incognito market"?
            I was thinking you use this name for TOR markets all of them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even that anon, but you can use some reading comprehension and also read the fricking OP image

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            4th amendment stuffs. This is to avoid fabricated evidence and alikes and to protect you from the law enforcement. If the police somehow finds anything to persecute you but the process of discovery is not by the book then the evidence is thrown out in court.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >4th amendment
            Does not exist outside of dumbfrickingstan.

            >Yea however in AMERIC...
            And now in america.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            American website

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anime website.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            america owns japan therefore anime is american

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >vagueposting about some nothing
          >discussion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't matter.
      >what is parallel construction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but it'll be either composed of high profile criminals who Interpol already know of, but can't catch them or inadmissable as what's the proof that the database wasn't manipulated to frame anyone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Random deepweb vendors aren't really a high profile criminals that interpol hunts.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >April 1st
    so not april fools joke?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do?
    Literally nothing.

    I have nothing to hide.
    What messages?
    The one I called some people morons in????
    What transactions?
    What shipping?
    The crap I buy from amazon?
    The FBI already knows about my insane love for waifu figures.

    Will you tell the FBI I buy waifi figures? Will you tell that to the police?
    LOL!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dude trust us, we'll totally delete the records if you give us $20,000 even though we just destroyed any inkling of trust by lying about the encryption and pulling this scam in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fr. if anything, paying them would signal that you care about it and would encourage them to threaten you more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's sort of a bailout. Likely the ones behing that market do not intend to continue managing it and are just pulling the last straws before disappearing completely.
      They don't care to build trust anymore, they want to gtfo with as much profits as possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >collects $20k from dumb fricks then sells the information to the police anyway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, that might be the case. People are paying up to basically have a chance to not have their shit publicized.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pay 20k to the people who just lied and stole my shit:
    ??.?% chance I am actually protected from any immediate problems
    ??.?% chance they release the docs anyways
    ??.?% their fricking around leads to government investigation/raids for drugs 'n fraud, docs end up in LEA hands anyway
    >talk to my 20k+-income-drug-dealer connections to immediately get bus/plane tickets, leave the country, and play dead
    100.0% chance I am protected from any immediate problems

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was shipped to a po box with a different name that I no longer pay for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and I accessed the service through seven proxies + tor

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