What's the coolest, most kino book ever?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Odyssey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >read the Odyssey
      >spend the next few days imagining myself shooting people I dislike as if they were the suitors and I am Odysseus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was Odysseus the first mass shooter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he was certainly the best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the original 12 episode action show

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In my opinion, Diedrich Knickerbockers History of New York

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anabais or Plutarch’s Lives or Ovid’s Metamorphoses or Lonesome Dove or Germinal or Les Miserables or Gargantuan and Pantagruel or Cellini’s My Life or Byron’s lost diary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Byron’s lost diary
      What's the specific name of this book? I like Byron but I can't find this book.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Plutarch's Lives, but I haven't read any of the rest, so you've made me interested.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, you attention-seeking homosexual

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Divine Comedy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this,didnt even read the whole thing yet but did read inferno and just that can be the answer to OP.
      The poster that says the bible is also correct but to me i feel like the bible is something more than literature

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Revolt Of The Masses

  8. 1 month ago
    Voluntary Fool
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically blood meridian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would you say to a mfer who read the first few paragraphs like five times and lost interest each time? (Ive read no country and thought it was mid)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It takes like 10-30 pages to get adjusted to a book

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You made the right choice. Overbaked book with nothing interesting to say.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >low IQ nerd can't even (you) properly
            Your brain is too smooth for the book.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        listen to the Richard Poe audiobook

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay thanks bro

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So difficult to choose. I see several good recommendations in here. Uhhhhhmmmm.....for me....Fellowship of the Ring, maybe?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    george floyd creepy pasta

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything by Louis L’Amour
    Shoot people in “””self defense”””, sleep in caves, throw lit cigarettes in the eyes of your enemies
    The crack cocaine of westerns

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Herodotus' Histories

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of the divine hymns from this bad boy.

    This is objectively the highest kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pagan hymns
      No thanks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you refuse to read anything outside of your death cult? Scared you might realize Truth?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do people imply christianity is a death cult like its a bad thing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We're a life cult, not a death cult. The dead are to whom I was speaking. Non-Christians who worship death and even advocate for it. Pagans worship with human sacrifice, Muslims raise their children to start war and sacrifice themselves in violent acts of murder, atheists kill their unborn children and plot the mass murder of people all over the world for their fear of over population, Buddhists divorce themselves from the world and become statues, Daoists spend their time breathing on the mountain tops, meanwhile Christians live to tell the Good News of Christ's gift of eternal life, to teach the pure and moral way of God, to encourage men and women to get married and be good spouses and parents, and to do charity for all in need. We are a life cult, and it is life and flourishing Christ brought to the world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What you call life is actually death,death isnt a state of being but a process and we are experiencing it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what is life?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Life is the reward for the true believers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, yes, 16 year-old philosopher. As much is implied right in the beginning of Genesis. Your argument is a non-argument.

            https://i.imgur.com/XF7G7K6.jpg

            >barbarous civilization

            >paganists fantasy
            >evidence

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Life is when you shun vigorous things the less vigorous you are the more alive you are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm better read than you imagine. There's no truth to be found in pagan hymns from a failed and barbarous civilization. All truth is in Christ.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >barbarous civilization

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not even a real civilization.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read As I Lay Dying over Christmas. still buzzing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you write a bit about it to recommend it?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Day of the Jackal - Frederick Forsyth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cool one.
      I really like James Salter's The Hunters.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I firmly believe its American Psycho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based. it's not the greatest book of all time, but it is definitely the coolest and by far the most kino.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ulysses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Way too nerdy. The characters are too ordinary and the greatest achievement of it is Joyce's autism. Not a "cool" book, even if it is kino.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Journey to the End of the Night is the coolest. The Book of Disquiet is the most kino.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This does look kino. What competencies do I need?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically if you have to ask you don't have them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I fully expected you to say that. This board is so predictably pretentious.

          https://i.imgur.com/TakXi8i.jpg

          Depends which part you're in for. The whole thing is very technical but the Homotopy part is pretty straightforward, and Homology too at the beginning. If you're starting at 0 and you can read German, start with Jänich. Not sure if the english translation is good.

          Thanks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends which part you're in for. The whole thing is very technical but the Homotopy part is pretty straightforward, and Homology too at the beginning. If you're starting at 0 and you can read German, start with Jänich. Not sure if the english translation is good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda cringe, we're discussing literature, not picture books.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else find the term homeomorphism intensely stupid. people should just use the term topological isomorphism.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Homology
      > study of Homos
      > by homos
      > (you)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adolf Hitler wrote a pretty cool book

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A hero of our time

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strom of Steel - Jünger

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Storm of Swords

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the stars my destination

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moby Dick

    It has philosophy, cetology, comedy, and a kino ending.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My ninth grade english teacher went on a rant about how nothing happens in moby dick, so i never read it. Did he get filtered?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol what a moron
        (i'm referring both to you and the teacher)

  31. 1 month ago
    Voluntary Fool
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My vote goes to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Trainspotting
    Both cool and fast paced reads, and both have excellent kinos made from the literature.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The count of monte cristo (abridged)

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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