what's your favorite anal plug technology?

what's your favorite anal plug technology?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is it triggered?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      flex the cheeks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      facial recognition software

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pure gold

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you haven't skipped your Kegels training

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite anal plug technology
    buttplug.io

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implemented in Rust
      gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >software to control sex toys you shove up your ass
        >written in a gay language
        no way

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's nothing gay about prostate stimulation
          but writing in Rust is super gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implemented in Rust
      gay

      pottery

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is literally me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ywnbaw

          there's nothing gay about prostate stimulation
          but writing in Rust is super gay

          >nothing gay about prostate stimulation
          if you were straight youd jerk off like a normal person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a women developer 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think there's anything gayer than women.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't play chess

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would the recoil be too much if it used a shotgun shell instead of a bullet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just depends on how muscular your ass is I guess. I'm more wondering about a suppressor extension, after all you don't want to wake up the neighbours.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one that can compile linux kernel inside your ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would heat up a lot.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >survived with major injuries

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anal rail gun
      and thus a new sub-genre of FPS is born

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that were me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that's bad. regardless of whether it had metal and destroyed his inners or not, wtf was he doing using it when he had a scan to begin with?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, he's a pervert, he was doing what perverts do

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Previous thread:

    https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/98191301/

    >

    [...]


    >>I've fricked myself.
    >Quite literally

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? Own it. IT just shows versitility and a good amount of capability to work with IOT devices?
      Hes being too much of a prude, it would be easy to get hired in that industry too.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iPlug

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >recoil makes you cum

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