What's your favourite biblical event?

What's your favourite biblical event?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof the Baal priest were transwomen?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, can Christians pass the test or what?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see Yahweh's answer next.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the old gasoline jar trick. a classic.

  3. 5 months ago
    Dirk

    The implication in verse 27 is that baal is occupied on the toilet
    >Now it happened at noon, that Elijah mocked them and said, “Call out with a loud voice, for he is a god; either he is occupied or relieving himself, or is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and needs to be awakened.”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering what a later Israelite king did to Baal's temple (Jehu made it into a toilet) this is particularly funny. Also apparently that was a common practice, Hezekiah of Judah did that to a pagan temple(there's archeological evidence of such a toilet being built)

      https://www.newsweek.com/toilet-discovered-middle-ancient-jerusalem-shrine-written-bible-king-hezekiah-712800

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have Baal worshippers recovered from this? Is this even possible?

      • 5 months ago
        Dirk

        Nice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have Baal worshippers recovered from this? Is this even possible?

        Baalbros....

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see Yahweh's answer next.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one where the other tribe gets citcumsized to join the chosen and while they recuperate the children of Abraham instead butcher all of them. I think there was something about a daughter being a prostitute ad well. Insane

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's raped and they decide to take revenge for it.
      stop making strawmen.

      • 5 months ago
        Ο Σολιταίρ

        She was not raped.
        Jacob's sons went overboard.
        The Biblical Law states that whena man sleeps with a women out of wedlock, the restitution is for them to get married, which is what Jacob was negotiating for. Until his sons destroyed the city of Shechem.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was entirely raped. Genesis 34:2 is quite explicit. Also, subsequent lines in the chapter make it clear that Dinah was a child; with 34:4 having Schechem trying to smooth it over with the marriage proposal literally saying "Take for me this (girl) child for a wife"

          • 5 months ago
            Ο Σολιταίρ

            what the hell are you talking about?
            can you read an actual Bible (KJV) and come back to me?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Only my idiotic, shitty translation is any good.
            Go away, tard. Come back when you can read Hebrew.

          • 5 months ago
            Ο Σολιταίρ

            If a modern American man has an adult concubine, and he calls her his "girlfriend" is he a pedophile rapist?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            קַח-לִי אֶת-הַיַּלְדָּה הַזֹּאת
            Go on, plug it into even something as basic as an online translator, show me what you get. You really need to focus on the word הַיַּלְדָּה which fun fact, is derived from the root ילד to bear or give birth.

            Don't believe me? https://biblehub.com/hebrew/3205.htm

            Dinah is very much a child when this all goes down.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was Isaac a pedo for marrying Rebekhah who was described with the same word in Genesis 24:14?
            Septuagint (divinely inspired btw) translates it in regards to Dinah as παῖδα (child).
            Yet in Genesis 24:14 the same word is translated as παρθένος (virgin).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Was Isaac a pedo for marrying Rebekhah who was described with the same word in Genesis 24:14?
            Are you just stupid, or are you actively lying? Genesis 24:14 says, and I quote

            >וְהָיָה הַנַּעֲרָ, אֲשֶׁר אֹמַר אֵלֶיהָ הַטִּי-נָא כַדֵּךְ וְאֶשְׁתֶּה, וְאָמְרָה שְׁתֵה, וְגַם-גְּמַלֶּיךָ אַשְׁקֶה--אֹתָהּ הֹכַחְתָּ, לְעַבְדְּךָ לְיִצְחָק, וּבָהּ אֵדַע, כִּי-עָשִׂיתָ חֶסֶד עִם-אֲדֹנִי

            Do you see יַּלְדָּה anywhere in there? Because I don't.

            >Septuagint (divinely inspired btw) translates it in regards to Dinah as παῖδα (child).
            Yet in Genesis 24:14 the same word is translated as παρθένος (virgin).
            It is not the same word and you are a fricking idiot. Probably why you gravitate towards shitty translations instead of actually learning anything.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nvm I though you talk about han-na-‘ă-rā since I had in mind those weird muslims who think Rebekhah was 3 at marriage like to talk about this word and claim it means little girl, and Dinah is called han-na-‘ă-rā too in Genesis 34:12.
            My bad, disregard my post.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's all right. But this is why you can get in trouble using translations. And Na'ar(Na'arah for female) can also sometimes be used to mean child, but it usually indicates older children; like Joseph is described as a Na'ar of 17 when he's sold by his brothers as a slave. On the other hand, in Samuel, he gets described as a Na'ar when he describes his first prophetic dream to the high priest, and while his age isn't explicitly given, it certainly seems like he's a little kid, under 10 or so from how he runs to his foster parent because of a scary 'dream'.

            And I do feel compelled to mention that the Muslims didn't invent that interpretation. Rashi mentions it as well, drawing on an extrabiblical tradition that Rebekah was born at the moment when Sarah died, and a second extrabiblical tradition that this all happened at around the same time as the binding of Isaac narrative.

            If you accept those two (dubious) premises, then yes, Isaac at 40 married Rebekah at 3. On the other hand, it introduces some extreme oddities in the narrative, like how exactly a toddler draws water for 10 camels.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And Na'ar(Na'arah for female) can also sometimes be used to mean child, but it usually indicates older children; like Joseph is described as a Na'ar of 17 when he's sold by his brothers as a slave.
            I'm aware of that, that's why I mentioned that Septuagint translators knew that too and translated it differently in two places.
            I also just noticed that Joshua is called na'ar in Exodus yet he is said to die at 110 making him ~70 in Exodous kek.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the reason that Judah was chosen as the line of the kings, Israel cursed Reuben for sleeping with his women, and Simeon and Levi for this reason

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joke Answer: Judges 19-21
    Real Answer: John 21 (with the extrabiblical account of Jesus appearing to James the Just being a second)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Shcechem gave the israelites what for and raped Dinah. Stupid kid got exactly what she deserved for being a spawn of Satan.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gem of a thread

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This passage is proof that Israelites didn't worship Christ btw.

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