When visiting the doctor, is it better to LARP as a 90 IQ brainlet or make it clear you have a basic understanding of anatomy and biology?

When visiting the doctor, is it better to LARP as a 90 IQ brainlet or make it clear you have a basic understanding of anatomy and biology?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonynous

    If you have to ask you ARE the branlet.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter. The doctor won't do proper diagnostics either way. Doctors are lazy and greedy. Over the years they have optimized how to make maximum profit with minimum effort. If you pressure them into doing their job they'll just get pissed. Hippocratic oath - more like hypocritical oath.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonynous

      So should you bother going to the doctor?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, its ok to just die

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're an american because you think it dying is the consequence of not going to a doctor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a life or death situation yes otherwise never trust the doctors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you are not rich enough to be able to have a private doctor you are fricked. Simple as.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give them shit, always

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean, like, preemptively bring in a stool sample for them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Produce it on his desk right in front of him so he can medically analyze whether your sphincter is healthy.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course you will larp as a 90 iq brainlet. Otherwise their ego will be hurt too much.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re supposed to lie about symptoms for things they need to check to get treatment.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    med student here

    you patientoids don't need to larp as being sub 90 IQ, it's patently obvious from the moment I walk into the room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >patientoids
      I feel unsafe in the environment you have created. May I please speak to the head of your department so I can report you as an antisocial and potentially problematic student.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah hold up let me get my supervisor
        *farts and leaves*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cult of Passion

      >patientoids

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coming in with theories instead of questions is probably the best way there is to annoy your doctor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cult of Passion

      Ask the doctor if you feel anything, just respond with "Oh."

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the number of doctors I've seen shilling quack products completely delegitimizes their degrees

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im in college and i'm designing and 3d printing medical devices (prosthetics). i've been to 2 different dentists since starting, and i've gotten into neat conversations talking about the technology because a lot of dentist offices are adopting 3d printing.

    i figure if someone was genuinely interested in the thing that i do, and had at least some baseline understanding so i don't have to dumb it down as if i'm talking to a child, yeah i'd like to talk about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love it when patients come in with something interesting to contribute and most people's misconceptions are harmless. I'm a new doctor though and we are taught differently from the old guard, who tend to be more paternalistic.

      https://i.imgur.com/U8OkUJo.jpeg

      Based, but take the lithium

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I had a C. trachomatis infection a few years back due to unprotected sex...
    >okay...a C. diff infection
    >No doc, I said C. trachomatis. Chlamydia.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a medical student myself. Almost done with med school. When I go to the doctor myself I larp as a software engineer. When they know you're a almost a doctor yourself they'll be much more careful and feel like they have to prove something to you which ultimately leads to a worse outcome than if they just did their thing

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