Which Holy Text is the most kino?

Which Holy Text is the most kino?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy Bible, King James Version
    Bhagavad Gita is also enjoyable.
    Unless you know dune rune, the Quran reads like a bad fanfic of the Bible.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are all snoozecore

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Srimad Bhagavatam is most kino - the unedited 30 vol. edition by Prabhupada in English translation.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iliad

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is it about?
    "It describes how the universe was created by the God of Israel (a list of all of God's Hebrew names appears in the first sentence of the book) through 32 wondrous ways of wisdom."
    source: https://www.sefaria.org/Sefer_Yetzirah?tab=contents
    >what does it teach?
    Deeper understanding of Kabbalah (although Sefaria says it isn't supposed to really be about Kabbalah)
    >what is your own review anon?
    I've not read it fully yet, but the parts I have read are pretty interesting and teaches the philosophical and occult meaning of things. in particular, one part that sticks out to me is (iirc) that HaShem (one of the Holy names of the God of Israel) is compared to a blacksmith. he creates creation by striking the unmolded/unformed creation on an anvil, the sparks which 'flies' off become the 'fallen' and as such their entire goal in existence is to 'return' back (thus Demons will always try to return upwards but due to their nature, can not).
    >how is this kino?
    this is like the Torah for those who want to know the deeper implications of the meaning of the lessons taught in the Torah.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Upanishads & Bhagavad Gita

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New testament

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wikipedia article of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have that exact edition of the Quran, picked it up from a leave a book, take a book shelf at the library

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Popol Vuh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would absolutely believe that the Americas are posessed by gods of ultra violence and that every culture inhabiting it naturally tends towards bloodshed with greater intensity the closer you get to the equator

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Book of Mormon

    It strengthened my belief in the devil, that is: the producer of the Book of Mormon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surely the devil would have been able to write something more compelling?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes supernatural abilities to create something that acts as chloroform in print.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any redeeming qualities to The Book of Mormon? I plan on reading it this summer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It shows you the influence of the KJV and what the Mormon movement is based on.
        It is an extremely mundane book to read. I only managed to finish it by switching to the audio book

        I wouldn't recommend reading it. There is so much better out there. Might as well reread the KJV instead, it even has the same translation errors as the book of mormon

        surely the devil would have been able to write something more compelling?

        Millions still fell for this bullshit. Reading the book of mormon made me want to convert mormons to christianity

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gospels> Dao De Ching > Rest of the New Testament > Quran > Old Testament > Stuff from Buddha > Gnostic and Hermetics > Anything Hindu

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Gita, Ecclesiastes, Book of Job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. I'd add the gospels though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the Gospels are great too. Also the Brihadaranyaka Upanshiad so you can be an UpaniChad

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christian, Theravada, Greeks, Egyptians, and israelites are the five creams of the crop. Daoist and Japanese myths are nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Malaysia and Indonesia (Bali definitely)

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible does have long dry patches, but it is overall very enjoyable to read. Most other religious texts I have tried to read are either too dry and technical or too full of convoluted mystic wordvomit. The quran is unironically the worst book I have ever read, and I genuinely don’t think muslim converts read it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute fryeanon

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one that brings you closest to God

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All signs point to Christ.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddhist tantras
    >Having drunk dog, donkey, camel, and elephant blood, one should regularly feed on their flesh. Human flesh smeared with the blood of all species of animals is beloved. Entirely vile meat full of millions of worms is divine. Meat rendered putrid by shit, seething with hundreds of maggots, mixed with dog and human vomit, with a coating of piss, mixed with shit it should be eaten by the yogin with gusto

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashtavakra Gita.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need at least the sacred trilogy + Groundworks + Anthropology

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of them are kino

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does one go about reading up on buddism? they don't have a single holy text. is there an established reading order?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read Siddhartha and watch Little Buddha. Give Tony Scott’s Music For Zen Meditation a listen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not quite what i had in mind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Siddhartha ironically enough is about taoism. Especially the ferry man. Hesse himself said it's mostly inspired by lao tzu.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For Buddhist authoritative lit, read the Pali Canon and read the various Mahayana sutras.
      Here’s a wiki article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahayana_sutras

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read Foundations of Buddhism by Rupert Gethin
      Afterwards you can start reading the Sutta Pitaka

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the suttas/sutras
      >is there an established reading order?
      no but reading some foundational ones first will lay the groundwork for the rest.
      I reccommend starting with the Ariyapariyesana Sutta.

      https://www.accesstoinsight.org/tipitaka/mn/mn.026.than.html

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majjhima nikaya is the best beginner text for Buddhism.

      Personally I was introduced via Julius Evola's Doctrine of Awakening which can be helpful for a Westerner interested in Buddhism since most modern forms of Buddhism are very dogmatic and calcified becoming essentially religions, which isn't necessarily in keeping with the original spirit of the Buddha.

      Read Siddhartha and watch Little Buddha. Give Tony Scott’s Music For Zen Meditation a listen

      Don't do any of these. One of the biggest issues with Buddhism is how apt it is to be abused by contemporary leftists and atheists.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing can compare. If you don't love this you just don't have the soul of a free man.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashtavakra Gita is the only good holy book. Too bad it's moronic solipsism.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good buddhist sutras are heart sutra and vimalakirti. Haven't read flower girland yet so maybe that as well.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Upanishads makes all other holy books read like first semester philosophy students.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Qu'ran, obviously. Also, no one should read all those other books. Waste of time.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Upanishads
    2. Book of Mormon
    3. Daozang

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