Who would win in a fist fight between Jesus and Muhammad?

Who would win in a fist fight between Jesus and Muhammad? Muhammad was raised in a tough tribalistic society but Jesus was physically intimidating enough to scare a bunch of merchants out of a temple single-handedly.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally God vs a prophet, who do you think?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming they're both human.

      • 3 weeks ago
        JWAnon

        Hi,

        Jesus has two natures. He is both perfectly human and perfectly divine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Literally God vs a prophet, who do you think?

      "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.
      This is the first and greatest commandment."

      Must be in the habit of talking of himself in the third person, then.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the lowliest servant in heaven, is better than the "greatest" man on Earth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew 5:38-40
      You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddha will beat both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha probably muscular atrophy from sitting under a tree for a month and not eating anything. They'd both beat him easy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably *had

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know he beat wukong but no magic powers in this vs

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muslims always lose to israelites

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of them existed.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >warrior vs preacher

    Gee I wonder who

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus would not want to hurt Muhammad, he would not fight him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus would not want to hurt the guy responsible for creating the most suffering in all known history

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muhammad was so weak he needed help from literally everyone to defend him from two girls.
    >You two [wives] need to repent to God, for your hearts have clearly deviated. But if you band together against him, then God is his protector, as is Gabriel and the righteous believers. In addition, the angels will come to his support.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this happened to me in highschool, when I was 8th grade 2 girls in tenth grade used to bully me physically and emotionally. I needed to yell for help in the busiest areas of the school.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Radiochan

    depends does jesus have his whip

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