Why are there no good Churches anymore?

>Walk into Church
>They're baptizing a baby
>Walk out of Church

>Walk into Church
>They use the word the word "Paulians"
>Walk out of Church

>Walk into Church
>They think a multi-billionaire rapist is a prophet
>Walk out of Church

>Walk into Church
>The Pastor implies homosexuality isn't a sin
>Walk out of Church

>Walk into Church
>I pastor insists you go to Hell for homosexuality
>Walk out of Church

>Walk into Church
>The leaders are wearing red
>Walk out of Church

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Alamo is the One True Church, and the only. Jesus Christ is there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Why the frick is my ark not here at The Alamo yet all of you globohomosexual Britgay late shipping wiener sucks."
      -- John the Baptist

      Heard the BBC said, "Work on the tunnel itself was expected to begin in early 2025, with more than one hundred archaeologists already hired, and waiting to begin digging at the sites of the tunnel portals." Well, since they are being paid by UK taxpayers from now until such Appeal is quashed again, why not have those over one hundred employed archaeologists extract my 22 tonne mishkan from beneath the Heel Stone instead of being paid for nothing? The Alamo folks here in Texas are growing tired of waiting on delivery from your Wiltshire and Swindon Coroner's Service of my 22 tonne mishkan personal property claimed.

      Church of Kek

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Church was never based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Church was never b-ack!
      Behold the holiest of archbishops fulfilling his vow.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, Euros killing Euros.
        What a wonderful thing...
        >Christ is Ki-ack!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >killing Euros
          >in fricking Antioch
          Son, are you trying to piss me off?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Why the frick is my ark not here at The Alamo yet all of you globohomosexual Britgay late shipping wiener sucks."
    -- John the Baptist

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wak into church
    >their collect donate for iserel
    >woke out choo

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into mosque
    >they only recite facts from quran and hadiths
    >stay into mosque

    islam is the truth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >islam is the truth
      said no one ever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to browse the nearby middle school for potential wives, Muhammad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hadiths
      >truth
      >implying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no God but Allah (pbuh), and Muhammad (pbuh) and Ali (pbuh) are his messengers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >walk into mosque
      >Learn how to degrade women
      >leave

      >walk into mosque
      >Learn how to spread hate in the name of Islam
      >Leave

      >Walk into mosque
      >Learn to spread 'Islam is the truth' everywhere while trying to spread a stupid ass religion
      >Leave

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Church has never been good, you just fell for all the Trad shilling here.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They're baptizing a baby
    What's wrong with that? That's historic Christianity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're baptizing
      >a baby
      maybe this is his point. Baptism is a revival in jesus christ. I guess if you are born in a christian family you can assume he will follow christianity, that is until he rejects it, but his real baptism will only be effected when he comes back on his own will.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing that's wrong with having sex with a baby. They're way too young to consent or understand the importance of baptism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >babies can't be saved
        Grim.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it that young children can be fans of a sports team but not a religion?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NFL, MLB, NBA are my Religions, they are The Holy Trinity of God.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      infant baptisms are sanctioned by the apostles

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heard the BBC said, "Work on the tunnel itself was expected to begin in early 2025, with more than one hundred archaeologists already hired, and waiting to begin digging at the sites of the tunnel portals." Well, since they are being paid by UK taxpayers from now until such Appeal is quashed again, why not have those over one hundred employed archaeologists extract my 22 tonne mishkan from beneath the Heel Stone instead of being paid for nothing? The Alamo folks here in Texas are growing tired of waiting on delivery from your Wiltshire and Swindon Coroner's Service of my 22 tonne mishkan personal property claimed.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sure go the church a lot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was six times

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Walk into Church
    >>They're baptizing a baby
    >>Walk out of Church
    Stopped reading there. You know nothing about real Christianity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me more about these babies who were baptized in the Bible.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>The leaders are wearing red
    ...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RYnqbyg.jpeg

      >hadiths
      >truth
      >implying

      [...]
      Color of lust. Fundies are literally this autistic.

      Why are there no good Synagogues and Mosques anymore?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The leaders wearing red is something wrong? Do you think the devil is red or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>The leaders are wearing red
      ...?

      Color of lust. Fundies are literally this autistic.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just make a home graeco roman paganism shrine of an ancient european deity of your choice. It's been working for me and I've had some pretty startling results from it that I can't totally rule out

    with astrology on the rise, its only a matter of time until paganism makes an official comeback and I can't wait for the BTFO'ing of abrahamics

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk into Church
    >They're baptizing a baby
    >Walk out of Church

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The leaders are wearing red
    ?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Churches are nothing more than Cash grabbing Businesses now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Send churches ALL of your Money, it's the Root of ALL of your Evil.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *