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Why can't NASA do anything right nowadays?

Why can't NASA do anything right nowadays?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasnt a NASAs spacecraft tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not NASA, thas a private company doing their own thing.

      Not NASA but it is NASA~

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine have all that and still being unable to produce a single worthwhile discovery

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We already found out long ago that everything in the solar system is lifeless barren rock, lumps of ice, or just balls of fricking gas.
          There is nothing worth terraforming and nothing worth mining. Its all useless. Its all been a tremendous waste of time and money,
          If they had devoted the resources to genetically engineering catgirls then at least some of us would be happy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            venus is probably worth terraforming but the absolute state of global society isn't even close to thinking about tackling a project like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Venus has fricked up geology, though. Every few million years and the whole planetary surface gets rewritten.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Private industry will be able to build nanometer thick giant space mirrors for 1 million dollar i 2040, then we can heat up venus's atmosphere so something so fricking hot that it just evaporates into space

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't it condense back into the planet once we stopped heating it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Wouldn't it condense back into the planet once we stopped heating it?
            More interesting to me how they will hold that mirror against the solar wind.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They will shoot out towards proxima centauri and return every 160 years. This is a sol-centauri cycler and if you have billions of space mirrors they can each scalp a little of Venus's atmosphere in their flyby for consistent scalping action.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you prefer to use your money to control women's ovaries instead of using it for education and science.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      women can control their ovaries when you let me deregulate the entire healthcare sector

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCOTLAND

      Not science

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats not helping either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOL he's the only one working

        The black cheeseburger nerd is singlehandedly keeping NASA afloat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      USA in a nutshell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who are they? That is almost 100% women and therefore could not be a representative sample of NASA or JPL staff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Large organizations like to tout how committed they are to diversity so they'll gather up all of their employees of a particular attribute and take photos of them to show recruits of that attribute group. NASA/JPL isn't 99.9% female but they are committed to maximizing female hiring regardless of merit. There are many competent women who work at NASA. There are also many Linda Ham types promoted far beyond their abilities for ideological reasons.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they literally couldn't make a preflight checklist. they're going to kill those poor, diverse astronauts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing failed because of a failure to set a switch before launch.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEI ruined the US.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not NASA, thas a private company doing their own thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IM has similar diversity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NASA paid them $120 million and should have asked for some proof of reasonable pre-flight procedures for that much money.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1) Internal NASA projects runs billions. So $120M for private companies doing is noise to them.
        2) The company does check with NASA on their tech/assessment. They shoulder on NASA's assessment, but also they develop on their own. If NASA didnt think it would fly, it wouldn't fly. The fact of the matter is, NASA does not have the capability to assess anything on its own because it hasn't flown in 50 years.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recently stopped believing that the US ever landed people on the moon. the videos didn't age well at all.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why cant XYZ do anything right nowadays
    lack of nazi scientists

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lack of nazi scientists
      idk about that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Musk is a zionist shill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Musk is a zionist shill.
          Kekistani lies.
          https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/05/elon-musk-george-soros-anti-semites/674072/

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NASA was completely uninvolved in this. They just watched and kek'd along with the rest of us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was operated by a private company but NASA invested $120 million on this mission, which was wasted since it failed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        120M/23.27B = 0.5%
        >failed = wasted
        Not a scientist, are you? Go leave.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > nowadays
    40 years ago NASA purchased a malformed telescope mirror for HST and they then held it in storage for 4 years without bothering to use the time to check the figure on the mirror even though that check could have been made using nothing more than a flashlight and a piece of cardboard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cherry picking. Spacex has had many crashed spacecraft.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How many were operational missions versus research and development missions?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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