Why did God and his miracles disappear the moment we got cameras.

Why did God and his miracles disappear the moment we got cameras. Previously he could create entire universes, create world ending disasters and now he can barely make a statue cry. Did he run out of mana?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boast about your grandiose punishments: floods, earth quakes, diseases, you name it
    >decide to punish your most loyal followers first and foremost
    Why is he like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suffering builds character

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >punishes his most loyal servant, Job even though he is omniscient and knows the outcome already
        Sorry bro just had to build your character haha

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*Malaria makes your organs rot from the inside*
        >At last, I have 'character'.
        The art of the deal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he punish his enemies in the past, but nowadays he's punishing his friends. What's up with that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ad hoc justifications

  3. 2 months ago
    Chud Anon

    Crazy how all these world shaping miracles stopped when universal education came into play

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t

      • 2 months ago
        Chud Anon

        Mother Mary appearing on Pastor McNuggets buttered toast isn’t quite a biblical miracle

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the link to the rest of the videa plaease. Need to cccooooommmm

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didnt. Atheist vermin went from saying what you just said to "it's Photoshop/Sony Vegas" after the first YouTube link.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably because it keeps getting proven its photoshop/sony vegas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literal police of my c**t has casefiles of paranormal shenanigans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          such as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking cope
      >muh faces appearing in toast
      Abrahamism is literally capeshit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not abrahamic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=bMXZmkrEcEdW095a

        500€ says he puts up an excuse of any kind instead of accepting the evidence

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >brown thirdie scammer uses chemicals and sleight of hand to fake having capeshit powers
          >anon creams his pants and feels reassured that wizards exist
          lmao

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