Why do papists hate the Bible and claim they canonized it at the same time?

Why do papists hate the Bible and claim they canonized it at the same time?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus supports single mother households?

    I knew it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Simps are allowed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The difference between Joseph raising Jesus and some cuck raising Tyrone's son. Jesus wasn't the result of pre-marital sex. Joseph wasn't doing another man's job in raising Jesus because Jesus's real father was nowhere on Earth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Jesus wasn't the result of pre-marital sex
          uh oh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >regurgitating the talmud to own the christians
            huh?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the talmud
            It was roman scholars

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's the need to pilpul and follow man made traditions they inherited from the pharisees

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them never even read the bible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Bible calls prophets father all the time.

      It's just that for every Bible verse you put out I can find 2 saying the opposite thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the bible contradicts itself
        Shocking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which 2 verses say the opposite of Matthew 23:9?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3
          100%
          Art thou greater than our father Abraham, who is dead? and the prophets are dead. Whom dost thou make thyself?
          [John 8:53]

          4
          100%
          Who said: Ye men, brethren, and fathers, hear. The God of glory appeared to our father Abraham, when he was in Mesopotamia, before he dwelt in Charan.
          [Acts of Apostles 7:2]

          5
          100%
          And might be the father of circumcision; not to them only, that are of the circumcision, but to them also that follow the steps of the faithful, that is in the uncircumcision of our father Abraham.
          [Romans 4:12]

          6
          43%
          The oath, which he swore to Abraham our father, that he would grant to us,
          [Luke 1:73]

          7
          43%
          Abraham your father rejoiced that he might see my day: he saw it, and was glad.
          [John 8:56]

          12
          20%
          Therefore is it of faith, that according to grace the promise might be firm to all the seed; not to that only which is of the law, but to that also which is of the faith of Abraham, who is the father of us all,
          [Romans 4:16]

          20
          3%
          As he spoke to our fathers, to Abraham and to his seed for ever.
          [Luke 1:55]

          Abraham alone keeps being referred to as father and even in a spiritual sense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            None of them say the opposite of Matthew 23:9. Abraham is neither someone on earth nor are the verses telling you to call him father, it's israelites calling him their father because he was their progenitor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's called our Father in the letter to the Romans so he's used as a father in reference to the Romans not just the israelites. He's used as a reference to a faith father here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He explains that in Galatians 3:7-14, doesn't mean you should call some guy sitting in Rome your holy father.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the old testament, God is The Master and his prophets are servants.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another protestant rage and jealousy thread. Crying about shit nobody cares about while their thousands of different denominations slowly die one by one. Strength is in unity you absolute clowns. Quibbling about minor theological disagreements serves you quite poorly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You people think Peter is the Rock, it's so embarrassing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Protestant arguments always involve them shamefully disrespecting holy figures like Saints or The Virgin Mother?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no disrespect of the saints or Mary.
          The papists have gone insane.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So what’s your point here

            You people think Peter is the Rock, it's so embarrassing.

            if you claim it’s not disrespect of an apostle and the first leader of the Christian church?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not disrespectful. It’s an objective statement. Peter is not the rock.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            on christ the solid rock I stand, ALL other land is sinking sand!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Amen
            Papal historicity is laughable.
            _Roman Catholics will read an infallible,
            unbroken succession of the institution of the papacy from Matthew 16: Jesus asking the apostles who they think he is- Peter confesses him to be christ, to which Jesus declares that "thou art peter, and upon this rock I will build my church". Earlier in chapter 7:24 Jesus says, "therefore, whosever heareth these sayings of mine and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock". Jesus being called the stone that was set at naught by the builders that became the head of the corner, all of this affirms that Jesus laid the foundation, the apostles build on it with a good confession- but what did the fathers say?
            Augustine, the retractations- "peter, called after this rock, represented the person of the church which Is built upon this rock, and has received the keys of the kingdom of heaven. For, 'thou art peter' and not 'thou art the rock' was said to him. But the rock was christ.."
            Jerome, Commentary on Matthew- "the one foundation which the apostolic architect laid is our Lord Jesus christ..for the church was founded upon a rock..upon this rock the lord established his church, and the apostle Peter received his name from this rock..the rock Is christ, who gave to his apostles, that they should also be called rocks.."
            John chrysostom, homilies on the gospel of st.
            Matthew- "thou art peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, that is, on the faith of his confession"
            Basil of seluecia- "now christ called this confession a rock, and he named the one who confessed it peter"
            Ambrose, the sacrament of the incarnation of our lord- "when he heard, 'but who do you say that I am' immediately, not unmindful of his station, excercized his primacy, that is, the primacy of confession, not of the toulatim of ye church, for it was nots then, is peters flesh but of his faith, that the gates of hell shall not prevail against it"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/32-4.htm#crossref

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do papists explain that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They don't even know those verses exist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because mary is not a virign and had kids after jesus?

          She's still a holy figure but its fan fiction to continue to call her a virgin.
          Humanize her, dont deify them.
          Peter was a total chad though .

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mary and Joseph upheld God's commandment in Genesis and gave Jesus half siblings.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >While Jesus was still talking to the crowd, his mother and brothers stood outside, wanting to speak to him. Someone told him, “Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you.” He replied to him, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” Pointing to his disciples, he said, “Here are my mother and my brothers. For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother.”
          Matthew 12:46-50

          >As Jesus was saying these things, a woman in the crowd called out, “Blessed is the mother who gave you birth and nursed you.” He replied, “Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and obey it.”
          Luke 11:27:28

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn jesus didn't give a frick about his holy mom

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I call my father dad all the time. I call the local priest 'padre' in a condescending tone and give him a playful smack on the ass.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extra ecclesiam nulla salus

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Papists read the bible at every mass and teach the bible in their schools. Every Catholic house has a bible in it, and books of Catholic theology continually reference the bible. If you are doing to attack the Catholic Church at least attack it for something they actually do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no, papists have someone else cherry pick verses and read them once a week at best.

      on christ the solid rock I stand, ALL other land is sinking sand!

      Amen. Frick papists.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your simply wrong. How much a Catholic reads the bible will vary from person to person but most Church going Catholics have a bible and most Catholic schools and religious education programs mandate its study. at least in the US. Likewise you can look up the Catechism and you will find its full of biblical citations. You can say they get the bible wrong but you can]'t say none of them read the bible because that just isn't true.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            25% is pretty high considering many self described Catholics don't go to Church every week. Of course even if that Chart is accurate for Church going Catholics it does not show anything I said was wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They don't read bro, and when they read it's their favorite verses again and again. How many read the bible cover to cover, probably a handful.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your own survey says twenty five percent of them read. That's more than follow the Church's teachings on contraceptives. Most Catholics are not really Catholic in the sense that they go to Church every week and believe everything the Church teaches. A lot just call themselves that because they were raised that way.
            The Church both encourages reading the bible and requires it in religious education classes. This is something easy to prove. You are attacking a straw man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The Church both encourages reading the bible and requires it in religious education classes

            Since when?
            I didn't have Bible reading in Catechism class.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This definitely explains why Protestants are massive morons. Giving them a Bible is the same as giving an Atheist a Bible, they walk away from it rejecting all of its teachings and proclaiming israelites as the chosen people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Turns out supersessionism becomes really hard to defend after you read stuff like Jeremiah 31.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >supersessionism becomes really hard to defend after you read superseded stuff
            Lmao. Stupid take, but irrelevant anyway.
            Strictly speaking, supersessionism doesn't even matter in regards to israelites, since the issue with them is that they deny Jesus and so self-exclude from the covenant regardless of whether it still refers to their people or to christians.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You should've read that chapter before replying, Satan.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          25% is pretty high considering many self described Catholics don't go to Church every week. Of course even if that Chart is accurate for Church going Catholics it does not show anything I said was wrong.

          Your own survey says twenty five percent of them read. That's more than follow the Church's teachings on contraceptives. Most Catholics are not really Catholic in the sense that they go to Church every week and believe everything the Church teaches. A lot just call themselves that because they were raised that way.
          The Church both encourages reading the bible and requires it in religious education classes. This is something easy to prove. You are attacking a straw man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not coping. If you want to see me criticize the catholic church, ask me what I think of their interpretations of the bible. But the fact they use the bible is not debatable.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Protestants claim to love the Bible when they removed 7 books?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those books were probably gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Protestants always conceal their hatred and spite behind pseudo-intellectual quotes and out-of-context references to scripture, when in actuality they really just hate tradition. They hated the Church and it’s symbols because they were a spiteful Bioleninist-mass, whipped up into a frenzy by Satanically inspired firebrands that lashed out and burned church’s, looted artifacts, and killed tens of millions of Catholic and non-Catholic Christian’s, and they know this. All attempts in the centuries since the European wars of religion years to ‘refine’ and rationalize Protestant doctrine is cope and seethe. You can’t explain why your confederation of disparate sects and cults failed to usurp the one true Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic church like you were promised they would by your false prophets and so now you are reduced to petty arguments, insulting millennia old traditions.

    So just how many more church’s need to be looted and destroyed, traditions abandoned, and priesthoods disbanded for you to be satisfied?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brainlet pasta

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty accurate tbqhwy senpai. Protestantism is just some leftover medieval hokum and from an outside perspective just looks like Christians shooting themselves in the foot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Catholics tend to blame Luther for the Protestant Reformation but it was all thanks to Gutenberg. It's not surprising that it happened less than a century after people gained easy access to the Bible in Germany and they all could see how unscriptural Catholicism was.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everything you people argue about in these threads is an insignificant nitpick. You call catholicism unscriptural but why are you all broken up into thousands of different squabbling denominations? Obviously none of you all are interpreting the bible correctly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why are you all broken up into thousands of different squabbling denominations?
            Because papism is unscriptural so there's no central authority to unify the churches.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/XhlVcZI.png

            >insignificant nitpick

            We aren't. Next question?

            Well at least you admit Protestantism is counterproductive and illogical

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yikes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            One stick weak, break easy. Many stick strong, no break. You broke christianity up into many weak stick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You broke christianity up
            Catholicism has been collapsing under the weight of its own falsehood for a thousand years. First with the Great Schism, then with the Reformation. Now you have sedevacantists everywhere, it's going downhill and it's no one's fault but theirs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now post the evangelical megachurch growth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >switches from growth to total numbers
            Kek, papists can't even be honest with statistics.

            https://www.christianity.com/church/the-fastest-growing-christian-churches-in-2022.html

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This link is laughable. It’s some ass shit dotcom owned by a Protestant church and it’s spewing pop ups at me, you clearly don’t debate much or you’d realize how weak you’re making yourself look by posting it. I skimmed it for five seconds and it named some random ass literal who churches that had growth in their congregations in terms of hundreds and thousands. If you think “The Lutheran Church Of Hope” is the fastest growing denomination in the world and is going to overthrow the Catholic Church’s world domination you are mentally moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >literally doesn't understand how growth percentages work
            >b-but the site is Protestant
            Lmao papist on suicide watch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy kek you actually think you won? I understand how growth rates work, do you know what per capita is? Do you understand that 200 people becoming 400 people might look like a big percentage but it’s still fricking nothing. Imbecile

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >malding this much because he made a fool of himself by bringing up growth rates then switching to total numbers when he realized his argument backfired
            Embarrassing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you say moron. Remember to tell your mom not burn your next grilled cheese

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >that last resort underage reply
            Kek literally pic related

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/tbtaAN5.png

            >Holy kek you actually think you won?
            It's all about "winning" with you people, isn't it

            hivemind

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just Mongo double posting because he’s too much of a crayon eater to understand how to post on IQfy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Those aren't a doublepost, clown

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >double posting different files on cooldown
            newbie

            Hivemind it is

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >double posting different files on cooldown
            newbie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Papist finds a way to embarrass himself one last time
            Fascinating.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Holy kek you actually think you won?
            It's all about "winning" with you people, isn't it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No we didn't.

            https://i.imgur.com/XiDImur.jpg

            Cope

            Romanism in the USA grows by illegal immigration from Mexico

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >insignificant nitpick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We aren't. Next question?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they think this will trick you into worshipping bread with them

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Papists hate the bible because the truth of Holy Writ destroys the material that is promulgated in their "sacred" councils.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if you want to be pedantic about it, go all out. The word Jesus probably used was abba. I don’t call anyone abba. So shut up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to God when he throws you into the lake of fire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll take my chances with the people who can actually reason.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is the most cope thing I have ever seen written.
            >Noooo! I’m not a fool. God said people like me who say stupid things are actually the smart ones.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *tips fedora*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. Nice try, fool.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you read the Gospels, sola fide isn't there. It's all about repent or perish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Repent. Not "do penance"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Repent means having perfect sorrow for your sins and intent not to do them again. Without the internal sorrow you're not forgiven.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do papists hate the Bible and claim they canonized it at the same time?
    You're not being honest.
    The Christian Church canonized the bible in the 4rd century. They don't hate the Bible.
    God works through his apostles, and they are called "Father" because Christ breathed the Holy Ghost into them. They can forgive sins (you hate that part) and give the sacraments of penance.
    The sources of divine revelation are the Bible, the Popes, and the traditions of the Christian church.
    You call the tradition Church "Catholic". The Catholic religion ended shortly after 1545.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Orthodox Church is the closest thing to the original Church doe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In what way are you measuring that?

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