Why has nobody made a national franchise in the USA that serves poutine?

Why has nobody made a national franchise in the USA that serves poutine?

It's everywhere in Canada and all tastes the same wherever you buy it, but whenever you see it in the USA it is some hipster restaurant that makes a fricked up version.

Why can't those canadian poutine places open drive thrus around the USA? It is the most American food I have ever eaten, it just needs more exposure.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >eating meat
    lol. Lmao even.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carne Asada fries mogs brown gravy and curds.

      There's meat in poutine? Ya I didn't think so

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    poutine is gross, nobody in america wants soggy fries.

    it is an anti-food, making it actually ruins the food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >average redditor who only enjoys his onions drinks

      https://i.imgur.com/iVoEUDn.png

      Why has nobody made a national franchise in the USA that serves poutine?

      It's everywhere in Canada and all tastes the same wherever you buy it, but whenever you see it in the USA it is some hipster restaurant that makes a fricked up version.

      Why can't those canadian poutine places open drive thrus around the USA? It is the most American food I have ever eaten, it just needs more exposure.

      Do it homosexual. Start a franchise, i'll invest 10 eth into your shitty start up. Make a shit coin. PoutineUSACoin
      I will APE in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >eating meat
        lol. Lmao even.

        https://i.imgur.com/iVoEUDn.png

        Why has nobody made a national franchise in the USA that serves poutine?

        It's everywhere in Canada and all tastes the same wherever you buy it, but whenever you see it in the USA it is some hipster restaurant that makes a fricked up version.

        Why can't those canadian poutine places open drive thrus around the USA? It is the most American food I have ever eaten, it just needs more exposure.

        Im with this anon. I Lied earlier because I am a shitlord. I would love to invest in this, where would you want to set up your first restaurant?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. poutine is just the original stupid food.

        a real chef would make some delicious smashed potatoes topped with cheese bacon and gravy, which has actually good texture on all of the individual foods.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squeaky cheese
    noice

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a fatass that would be the target audience for any building that sells food.
    The word sounds like weird “ethnic” euro food and it looks like turkey or cheese or fries or ????? With gravy on it. Seems like something I would make in the microwave a few days before a suicide attempt, not something I would pay to have prepared for me on purpose.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in WNY and there are dozens of restaurants here that have poutine. It's regionally available already

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fricking Canadian Goy slop. As an American we know what it is and we prefer ketchup, chili, or cheese over fries. Mayo is strictly for sandwiches, and chicken or tuna salads. Not fries you moron leaf-pilled basedboy dingleheaded 2slgbtqiap+loving ignoramous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans still dont know that Mayonnaise is the best sauce for fries
      🙁

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not. Allah save us from these moron leaves and let their healthcare system assist their suicides already.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not mayo it is cheese curds and gravy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even worse. I didn’t think the leaf could sink lower than what I thought of them but every day thanks to their saint, Justin Trudeau they are able to ruin not only their own lives, but all the lives of people who generally know of their existence. Truly, poutine is simply an extension of the venereal disease on the world. That is Canada. This is why immigrants moved to Canada, and then flea on mass. After witnessing the true horror that is Canada, Poop Tien, and the leaves that make up estate so moronic that they would sell all of their land to China And turn their own country into a suburban wasteland of abandoned houses and homeless drug addicts.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great idea. This will definitely make you rich.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poo what now? Son, I’m not eating that shit.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m making fries right now, just so I can eat them the American way. The righteous way with ketchup. Like a real human should not like the barbarous animals who live and what is colloquially known as the top hat of America. May their name and country be stricken from all history for the sin that is poutine and their very existence.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as much as americans would enjoy it, even if you branded them as gravy cheese fries we would know it reeks of canada and reject it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because we have carne asada and loaded fries, no one wants to eat literal mush for their heart attack. Gross.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about fries with BBQ sauce?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poutine will be no more, you will only be getting butter chicken, garlic naan, onion bajji in your future.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre right
    its fricking delicious and americans would love it
    its not common here, but its also an incredibly safe food that most people would like.
    id imagine its also cheap to make and hard to frick up
    mentions of poutine always make me want poutine
    >t. burger

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