why is every vampire story about gay people

why is every vampire story about gay people

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a metaphor for AIDS

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i imagine it's because of anne rice
    she wrote a lot of vampire fiction that was very gay

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay people also only come out at night and try to get your gf to be a bawd like Dracula

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard the old ones are about israelites, but I dunno.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not though, you just have shit taste in vampire fiction

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one then, dracula, carmilal, anne rice stuff, all about gays

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fevre Dream
        Carpe Jugulum
        Kizumonogatari if you're into weebshit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...how's Dracula about gays?
        the hunters are all cishet

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bran Stoker included homosexual themes in Dracula, Dracula is the blueprint for pretty much every vampire story since, ergo every vampire story is gay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant to type Bram, not Bran

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the vampires in Dracula are aggressively heterosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could honestly make a far better argument about vampires representing pedophiles in Dracula than gay people with the brides and Lucy only ever eating babies/little kids.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was possibly gay about Bram Stoker's Dracula? Did you actually read the book or did you make this observation after watching some shitty movie adaptation?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I VANT TU SUCK YURE DIIIIIICCCCKKKK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dracula had a harem of women vampires who served him. Definitely wasn't gay, maybe Bi.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vampire myth is about repressed and dangerous sexuality in general

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone recommend more good vampire novels? I love vampirers so much bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What books have you been reading?

    The ones i read are either about hot lesbians (Carmilla) or a gigachad cucking brits (dracula)

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s dominated by books for women. Anne Rice screwed the whole genre with her homosexual vampire mommy porn. Twilight was just a cherry on that shit sundae.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not "The lost art of twilight". Ligotti is on record as being against that standard allegorizing of monsters to standard archetypes as the ultimate lazy, uncreative bull shit that it is.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called alienation

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine putting your mouth on a man's neck
    that pretty gay

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