WHY JS?! WHYY

idk what I have with JS, BUT I HATE IT. I REALLY DO. IS A MESS, IS BORING TO CODE WITH, DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL, AND I CAN BE HERE THE WHOLE DAY SAYING MORE

And i dont usually hate things, BUT WHY IS USED LIKE EVERYWHERE. IT MAKES NO SENSE

now im forced to learn it or i will basically die. I rather code in java or python than this

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BUT WHY IS USED LIKE EVERYWHERE.
    Blame these mfs.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    learn python then there are fricking millions of jobs using it. No one forced you to become a webshitter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No one forced you to become a webshitter.

      I just want to shoot myself in the foot with pointers using c++ man... but no one is willing to pay u for that.

      i might just give up and sell my ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, filtered by Javascript.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So? Selenium does it better anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the issue with those pytards and javascript/typescript/whatever slop neolang (which is most likely wrapped around llvm) developers is that they eventually pick up xx language at school and once in an actual production setting, theyre actually UNABLE to write any optimized code because they've only been fed high level slop and have no idea how memory, the stack / whatever works

      learn fricking C ffs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sooner write in Rust than Black folkcript
    What the frick is {}{}}()(<><><{}{};:::~~*));::;:;:{}{}<><{{};;;:: supposed to be
    >t. C++ coder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should I just paste a few hundreds of KB of compiler error messages caused by forgetting a ; in C++ code as a counter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ><><
      That's the fish operator.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the best language there is, stay seething pajeet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OK Klaus Schwab.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True and real.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JS/TS is literally one of the most mature ecosystems and one of the most mature languages out there at the moment.

    It is quite objectively one of the best, if not the best language out there at the moment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actual answer OP is to take the ES3/ES5 pill and use static analyzers to type check. Avoid TS, it adds nothing other than a fat, slow build dependency. Also FP, JS is slow as shit, slowing it down further with FP is even more stupid. And also avoid promises querySelector, turns out the JS tards never perf test their stuff, and almost all of the new APIs are slower than the ES3/ES5 ones. There is a good JS, but the irony is that only the low level people know how to properly use it, and then make up 0.1% of the total JS population (and are not a vocal group).

      >JS/TS is literally one of the most mature ecosystems and one of the most mature languages out there at the moment.
      actual moron, the API breaks every few years or so. Meanwhile C89 has been stable for 35 years (longer than youve been born)

      Javascript is not a perfect language, but is the closest to the perfect language. The JIT allows optimizations that are impossible on compiled statically typed languages. It's only mistakes were dynamic/weak typing, forced double precision arithmetic, eval, lack of a decent module system and maybe something else. It's holding back typescript by a lot.

      >Javascript is not a perfect language, but is the closest to the perfect language. The JIT allows optimizations that are impossible on compiled statically typed languages. It's only mistakes were dynamic/weak typing, forced double precision arithmetic, eval, lack of a decent module system and maybe something else. It's holding back typescript by a lot.
      One of the most bizarre takes I've ever heard. Not only does the JS interpreter take about 100 MB and about a second to boot up, JIT is a massive security nightmare (Edge goes as far as to disable it), the language semantics make it impossible to statically analyze all vulns, all of the primitives are extremely resource heavy and slow, the entire language can be monkey patched in obscure ways, and in some cases there are about 5 ways to do the same thing. If you truly believe what you're saying, then you need some serious compsci learning.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you why: because there's no alternative to browser scripting. There's no alternative to JavaScript in the web world, never will be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasm filtered

      jk, anyone using wasm realizes how much easier JS is to whatever they were doing before so they just switch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasm is a pipedream, nobody'll use that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah, if you could read past the first two words you'd see that I even explained why.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is
    Because they wanted to pay devs less by teaching everyone to code

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't understand JS then you can't understand anything. JS uses a C style syntax that is basically the median of syntax. So either you are fricking moronic, or you have only spent your time programming in something like Haskell. It's also extremely convenient. Maybe you just a fricking moron who is using JS tutorials that were written back in the days of IE6.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that or he thinks "JavaScript" means using some convoluted silicon valley framework of the month.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't understand JS then you can't understand anything. JS uses a C style syntax that is basically the median of syntax. So either you are fricking moronic, or you have only spent your time programming in something like Haskell. It's also extremely convenient. Maybe you just a fricking moron who is using JS tutorials that were written back in the days of IE6.

        i actually think he's a nocode who has thought they were a coder all this time but they're trying to actually make something for the first time and seeing what being a coder actually means.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Javascript is not a perfect language, but is the closest to the perfect language. The JIT allows optimizations that are impossible on compiled statically typed languages. It's only mistakes were dynamic/weak typing, forced double precision arithmetic, eval, lack of a decent module system and maybe something else. It's holding back typescript by a lot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Python is getting a JIT
      https://peps.python.org/pep-0744/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >module system
      this is the biggest problem I have with it, always have to Black person-rig some shit with webpack if I have to use a library.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never really understood javascript module system (any of them), it always felt like a hack

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you find js boring just choose another profession. I'm not even joking

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actual answer OP is to take the ES3/ES5 pill and use static analyzers to type check. Avoid TS,
    > Avoid TS,
    seething cnile

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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