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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Only moron retail investors want him to have a bonus because he is a pumper. All institutional investors want Elon gone. Elon is merely doing this so that he can get kicked off the board and not have to deal with Tesla's upcoming legal troubles

    Reminder he already cashed out $40B
    Tesla has only ever made $25B in profit. Most is from selling carbon credits.
    Now they are hinging their entire company on robotaxis, which is moronic

    Tesla is going to $30 within the next 2 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all thats priced in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only troons and redditors hate Musk. He went from le quirky epic science space man to public supervillain just because he took the glowBlack folk propaganda arm from them and fired all the leftist troons, women and streetshitting komissars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Musk is a dumb homosexual but you are willing to overlook everything negative about him because he supports orange cheeto man. Go rewatch his Dogecoin SNL skit and think about the kind of person you're supporting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I called him a grifting homosexual while you troony demons worshipped his ass because le science. Now you're seething 24/7 at him and he is still a grifter, but you being so assraped about him makes him bearable in my book. I can only thank him for kickstarting the great layoffs of 2022 and disabling swathes of useless DEI parasites that were leeching off big tech.

          Frick troons and frick you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're projecting a bit because I've personally found him to be morally bankrupt since the Thai cave incident. He can destroy Twitter all he wants I'm not upset about that. I'm chilling on Farcaster anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the thing. He showed a long time ago that he was an immoral, egotistical, bumbass who was willing to torpedo his own businesses if it meant getting back at someone who angered him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Le heckin billionaire is on my side
        Fricking moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show your short then moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Musk is a dumb homosexual but you are willing to overlook everything negative about him because he supports orange cheeto man. Go rewatch his Dogecoin SNL skit and think about the kind of person you're supporting

      >Go rewatch his Dogecoin SNL skit and think about the kind of person you're supporting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tesla's upcoming legal troubles
      their what now?

      You're saying he got the board to agree to a compensation package in 2018 that he could eventually resign over when they reneged on it due to institutional investor pressure in 2024?

      Maybe he is playing 5D chess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >profit
      nobody counts profits
      they count earnings

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i'm fricking roflmao'ing at how clueless you are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Roflmaoing at the clueless
          I pray for you anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have to explain this to people because the clown world is not intuitive. Normal people don't understand that a business can lose billions a year, never be profitable, pay the CEO 40 billion, shit on their customers and share holders and keep operating.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to explain this to people because the clown world is not intuitive. Normal people don't understand that a business can lose billions a year, never be profitable, pay the CEO 40 billion, shit on their customers and share holders and keep operating.
            I have some Lehman Brothers stocks to sell you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you too?
            you don't understand growth stocks lmao
            nobody cares you didn't turn profit, they look at your earnings relative to how much you spent
            if the discrepancy is manageable and the earnings are on an ascendant, you're a growth stock
            today you learned

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moron doesn't understand growth stocks
          amazon hasn't ever turned a profit, always spent more than earned
          you are fricking moronic and think people chase dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I told Bill Gates to short it a year ago. I gave him the $hhhh-side scoop. He, his buddy Buffett and a handful of us know what will happen yearly in advance. Bill Gates sold all his stonks and put it all in Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway. I did the same. The whole market is about to burst atomically by mid-2025. Both MSFT and BRK.A will benefit greatly from it. But obviously none of you will believe me. You'll continue to trade your Animal Crossing lambo wen hopium tokens until crypto doomsday occurs in 2025 LMAO. Don't say you were not warned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no tesla without elon you hecking tard, everything he touch turns to gold. I will be voting for him to get his bonus, as it should be.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon Musk is based. And when Donald Trump wins the election and people like me are constitutionally declared totally cool and all the girls who laughed at my penis have all their rights taken away, then I’LL be the one who finally is laughing as Elon expands Trump’s American Empire on Mars.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some of elons losing moves?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope TSLA crashes and burns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what their cars already do.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt it. Vote only passed with 73% the first time, and investors back then were voting on something that costs them nothing unless Tesla stock pumps massively.
    This time it's a vote for an immediate 10% dilution with zero tangible upside, against a shareholder base has rolled over significantly. Now, 25% of TSLA holders are passive S&P funds that got dumped on near the absolute peak in late 2020. They're sitting on losses over the 3+ years they've held.

    The whole situation is hilarious, but really it's the Delaware court's fault for fricking over Elon. Shareholders of today don't owe him shit and should feel no guilt picking the option that does not immediately dilute themselves.
    It's just funny that a court can cancel payment equivalent to ~1% of assets per year for a CEO that was in charge through a timeframe where the stock substantially outperformed, but any average fund manager can casually charge 1-2% of their fund assets per year to achieve mediocre returns and no one bats an eye. If TSLA were structured like the average hedge fund, Elon would own 95% of the business already. Meanwhile, shares would be trading flat over the timeframe.
    The entire finance industry is just a bunch of leeches competing to parasitically suck out the most value.

    ARKK is perhaps the best example of this contrast in expectations. As a fund, their claim to fame is a wildly aggressive analyst model of TSLA that failed on every expectation except seeing shares 10x. Yet price performance is really all that matters to investors. Shares matching their initial price target was enough to build some crazy demand for their ETFs. Over the past 6 years since 2018, ARKK has traded approximately flat. There was a short lived pump which has been entirely given back. Meanwhile, Cathy wood has extracted several hundred million in fees. The fund charges a 0.75% management fee. All that to achieve a cumulative return of zero, despite perfectly catching one of the top investments of the past 5 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I typed this exact post out almost word for word on the bogleheads forum a year ago and all the boomers lost their shit about it. I remember saying how Tesla should have never been allowed in the S&P because it only got in due to carbon credits and selling bitcoin. Of course that was always met with "line go up brrrr" and "it's priced in". The entire index got pump n dumped and no one seemed to care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cathy Wood is the biggest grifter out there. Just embarrassing to watch anyone praise her.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese electric cars exposed this homosexual. Tesla will go bankrupt in a couple of years regardless

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much does the stock drop if the vote fails?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he allowed to vote on it since he is a shareholder?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. shareholder voting isn't about democracy or avoiding the appearance of conflicts of interests.
      you've got a share, you get one vote.
      so out of the gate, at least 12.89% of the votes will be in favor of throwing money at Elon.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks likely. But I voted no for my part.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and will be fricking a new piece of Hollywood pussy by weekend.

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