Will this thing be able to make me cum on command?

Will this thing be able to make me cum on command?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    Just not your demand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just not your demand

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where is that image from?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just not your demand
      oh no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I just got a new fetish

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    If you do your good goy duties

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prob.

    They've already demonstrated write capabilities of the device in pigs and monkeys, however only for specifics like restoring sight to blind (location/size of a simple primitive geometry) and leg motions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it can initiate stem cell generation so that humans can have autonomy/ biomancy over their body then neat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But doesnt mean they will tho, atleast not without FDA approval, which might want to oversee the functional capabilities of the device and limit them to certain domains

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would make so much sense to provide UBI to unmarried females who perpetually produce fetuses for stem cells. In addition to creating a supply of stem cells for people to use it would mean men can have their govt provided girlfriends to make the stem cells with.
          We should enhance human existence with hormones and stem cells

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of that is going to happen. Automation will render a huge swath of people redundant.
            Many will grind their bones and sinew doing jobs previously automated because human meat is cheaper than machines.

            But for the rest? Death.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >automation will render farm jobs redundant and leave the rest for death
            >automation will render clothing jobs redundant and leave the rest for death
            Just make more. Bring on the age of abundance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they still need a few generations of meat to test how well designer gene editing, stem cells, biomancy, and cyborg implants work
            the powers that be have their immortality figured out and dont want to lose it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you put a crack in your vaccination chip.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you could put any chip and get the balance of energy consumption and processing power (along with any of the other merits the chip you choose has) what 1 CPU/NPU and 1 GPU combination do you choose? You may NOT overclock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you could put any chip
      ^any chip into your brain like the neuralink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a stupid question

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are no stupid questions

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can sorta do that via wet dreaming. But it takes years to get your first one if you can't lucid dream. Once you start doing it, it takes more years to get the hang of it if you have only minutes before you wake up. Sometimes, you miss an opportunity. Like if you wake up prematurely or if you get too focused on foreplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >takes years
      Bro, I get those unprompted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you practice semen retention?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is even that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Refraining from ejaculation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess so

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why. Some succubi target young guys who don't jerk off (higher quality semen).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait what

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Semen is supposed to circulate throughout the body. It's one of the keys to biological male health. It's one of the reasons the israelites invented erotica (to encourage ejaculation). The longer a guy goes without ejaculating, the better the quality of his semen. When a succubus is shopping for semen, she can target a chronic masturbator (boxed wine tier semen). Or, she can seek out a male who practices semen retention (a decades old bottle of wine at its peak).

            I became lucid and got my dick sucked and came all over the dream girls face. It was very pleasant I remember. Most of the time I get lucid, I try to leave whatever setting I'm in, but it usually feels like I'm very drunk trying to navigate the dream world setting.

            >it usually feels like I'm very drunk trying to navigate the dream world setting
            If your dream outputs in low resolution (standard definition), try abstaining from opioids (or opiod agonists such as methol). They lower the resolution of one's dreams. Make sure to check ingredient labels on processed food, candy, chewing gum, toothpaste, mouthwash, etc. Once one stops consuming opiods or opiod agonists, it'll take years for one's dreams to get back to high definition.

            Do not try and cooom. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

            What truth?

            There is no cooom.

            There is no cooom?

            Then you'll see, that it is not the cooom that coooms, it is only yourself.

            She has elven ancestry (attached earlobes).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Are there any tactics to negate this? This always happens to me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Are there any tactics to negate this?
            If you mean succubi attacks during sleep, lucid dreaming is one way.

            You can sorta do that via wet dreaming. But it takes years to get your first one if you can't lucid dream. Once you start doing it, it takes more years to get the hang of it if you have only minutes before you wake up. Sometimes, you miss an opportunity. Like if you wake up prematurely or if you get too focused on foreplay.

            Another way is forming an Astral barrier via the NAC protocol. Just the starter protocol (NAC, oregano oil, and black seed oil) can do plenty. You may feel satisfied and not feel the need to go further supplements wise. Make sure to check the 4plebs link. It has hotlinks (links 2 and 3 are a quick-start guide for how to properly shop for the supplements).
            https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37383430/#q37384193
            https://www.docdroid.net/U1Jl1vP/cdf-nac-protocol-pdf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I became lucid and got my dick sucked and came all over the dream girls face. It was very pleasant I remember. Most of the time I get lucid, I try to leave whatever setting I'm in, but it usually feels like I'm very drunk trying to navigate the dream world setting.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not try and cooom. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

    What truth?

    There is no cooom.

    There is no cooom?

    Then you'll see, that it is not the cooom that coooms, it is only yourself.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll hijack this thread to ask a question to devs that have dealt with Wayland.
    Is it possible for clients to exchange arbitrary data between each other through some kind of interface?
    Kind of like communication with X11 atoms and window properties?
    >inb4 dbus or any non wayland dependent IPC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one hour later I just noticed I posted in the wrong thread. Disregard this post.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just do hypnosis

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need. There is a surgical procedure that can make you cum every time you yawn. good luck finding a surgeon that will do it however.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SOURCE?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To have a source there would have to be someone willing to do the procedure. It was found by mistake when working on weight loss surgical procedures. Search around on nih.gov, I don't have the link.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe you. Orgasm on the press of a button would be a trillion dollar opportunity.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no, it will prevent you from ever doing so again with one command, say goodbye to ever having your own thoughts again

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesn't make me cum on demand I'm not getting one.

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