>window lattice. >what thereat is

>window lattice
>what thereat is

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poe slaps from beyond the grave. There's also a Simpson version if you dislike Poe for making up a better English on the go.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is by far my least favorite rhyme in the poem. As ingenious as it is, it’s so clunky and unnatural sounding that it takes me out of the poem. The rest of it is simply sublime.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh? It’s literally a perfect rhyme. How is it clunky?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick is a thereat, homie?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you’re illiterate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I suppose the meter of it is what I take issue with. Most of the poem, intricate though it is, sounds like more or less natural speech. This sentence stands out to me as a very obvious attempt to fit with the rhyme/meter and sounds unnatural. However, if you want to get technical, it is NOT in fact a PERFECT rhyme: the final consonant of “lattice” is an unvoiced sibilant, where as “thereat is” ends with a voiced sibilant.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that's Poe... I am scared of him. This little alcoholic wrote with so much depth. Look at "The Oval Portrait". The amount of layers in just 1 paragraph is absurd.
    >The chateau into which my valet had ventured to make forcible entrance, rather than permit me, in my desperately wounded condition, to pass a night in the open air, was one of those piles of commingled gloom and grandeur which have so long frowned among the Appenines, not less in fact than in the fancy of Mrs. Radcliffe. To all appearance it had been temporarily and very lately abandoned. We established ourselves in one of the smallest and least sumptuously furnished apartments. It lay in a remote turret of the building. Its decorations were rich, yet tattered and antique. Its walls were hung with tapestry and bedecked with manifold and multiform armorial trophies, together with an unusually great number of very spirited modern paintings in frames of rich golden arabesque. In these paintings, which depended from the walls not only in their main surfaces, but in very many nooks which the bizarre architecture of the chateau rendered necessary—in these paintings my incipient delirium, perhaps, had caused me to take deep interest; so that I bade Pedro to close the heavy shutters of the room—since it was already night—to light the tongues of a tall candelabrum which stood by the head of my bed—and to throw open far and wide the fringed curtains of black velvet which enveloped the bed itself. I wished all this done that I might resign myself, if not to sleep, at least alternately to the contemplation of these pictures, and the perusal of a small volume which had been found upon the pillow, and which purported to criticise and describe them.
    Alliteration and repetition of V/F: Valet/Venture/Force/Frown/Fact/Fancy/Radcliffe/Ourselves/Furnished/Far/Fringed/Velvet/Enveloped/Volume
    Long /u/: Wound/Gloom/Unusually/Nook/Room/Stood/Volume/Perusal/Delirium
    Appenines can rhyme with night or fancy depending on your accent. Also the alliteration with appearance, apartment.
    Long IQfy: Air/Temporarily/Lately/Lay/Abandon/Fancy/Antique//Tapestry/Arabesque
    Internal rhyme: Decor/Armor
    Alliteration of T: Turret/Tatter/Antique/Tapestry/Bedecked/Trophy/Painting/
    Spirited/Architecture/Incipient/Interest/Shutters/Tongues/Tall/Curtain/Velvet
    "Ar": Arabesque/Bizarre/Architecture/Far
    Short IQfy: Wall/Candelabrum/Tall/Far/Cause/Small/
    Internal rhyme: Night/Light/Might/Resign. Head/Bed. Sleep/Deep
    Near rhymes: Wide/Criticise/Describe
    Near rhyme: Bade/Bed
    PEDro/EnveloPED
    Alliteration of P: Pedro/enveloped/pictures/perusal/upon/pillow/purported

    You can find something new every time you look.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Orange
    >door hinge

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starts raping faster than edgar alen poo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As of someone gently raping,
      >With their phallus thoroughly gaping,
      >My hitherto tight rear door
      >Only this and nothing more

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am straight, and straighter than a harbour prostitute
        >Quoth the rapist: Nevermore

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Now my eyes have all the seeming
          >Of a semen demen dreaming
          >And the jissom o'er me streaming
          >Forms a puddle on the floor
          >And my S O V L from out that puddle
          >That lies congealing on the floor
          >Shall be lifted...
          >Nevermoar

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            My sides, anon... Shit like this is why I'm still here.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ya put me in the screencap for this one; shit's history

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am straight, and straighter than a harbour prostitute
        >Quoth the rapist: Nevermore

        >Now my eyes have all the seeming
        >Of a semen demen dreaming
        >And the jissom o'er me streaming
        >Forms a puddle on the floor
        >And my S O V L from out that puddle
        >That lies congealing on the floor
        >Shall be lifted...
        >Nevermoar

        https://voca.ro/139D4m2CBc5T

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >https://voca.ro/139D4m2CBc5T
          hearty kek. wonderful, truly wonderful. bra-fricking-vo.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Now my eyes have all the seeming
          >Of a semen demen dreaming
          >And the jissom o'er me streaming
          >Forms a puddle on the floor
          >And my S O V L from out that puddle
          >That lies congealing on the floor
          >Shall be lifted...
          >Nevermoar

          >I am straight, and straighter than a harbour prostitute
          >Quoth the rapist: Nevermore

          >As of someone gently raping,
          >With their phallus thoroughly gaping,
          >My hitherto tight rear door
          >Only this and nothing more

          IQfy kino moment

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am straight, and straighter than a harbour prostitute
        >Quoth the rapist: Nevermore

        >Now my eyes have all the seeming
        >Of a semen demen dreaming
        >And the jissom o'er me streaming
        >Forms a puddle on the floor
        >And my S O V L from out that puddle
        >That lies congealing on the floor
        >Shall be lifted...
        >Nevermoar

        based IQfy chads

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am straight, and straighter than a harbour prostitute
        >Quoth the rapist: Nevermore

        >Now my eyes have all the seeming
        >Of a semen demen dreaming
        >And the jissom o'er me streaming
        >Forms a puddle on the floor
        >And my S O V L from out that puddle
        >That lies congealing on the floor
        >Shall be lifted...
        >Nevermoar

        Beyond kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am straight, and straighter than a harbour prostitute
        >Quoth the rapist: Nevermore

        >Now my eyes have all the seeming
        >Of a semen demen dreaming
        >And the jissom o'er me streaming
        >Forms a puddle on the floor
        >And my S O V L from out that puddle
        >That lies congealing on the floor
        >Shall be lifted...
        >Nevermoar

        Lmao

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new-grown clematis

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul O. Mattis

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ferris from Paris cannot fathom how fat his rat is

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
    >You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now my eyes have all the seeming
      >Of a semen demen dreaming
      >And the jissom o'er me streaming
      >Forms a puddle on the floor
      >And my S O V L from out that puddle
      >That lies congealing on the floor
      >Shall be lifted...
      >Nevermoar

      >Now my eyes have all the seeming
      >Of a semen demen dreaming
      >And the jissom o'er me streaming
      >Forms a puddle on the floor
      >And my S O V L from out that puddle
      >That lies congealing on the floor
      >Shall be lifted...
      >Nevermoar

      My sides, anon... Shit like this is why I'm still here.

      Never change, lit.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was pretty lucky the chick was called Lenore. Would have fricked with his whole program if she had been called Agatha or Margaret

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Margaret can still rhyme
      >inaugurate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would the raven quoth though?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quoth the Raven:
          "Buy Man Grate"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with man grate? Are you saying the grates are flimsy?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're making a mockery of the Man Grate

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So Judy; boxers, briefs or fig leaf?
    >As you know I wear my boxers so my big—

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i saw madonna
    eatin a fried banana
    out the dumpster behind the benihana
    in little tijuana

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna know how I know you’re a Brit?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brits don't rhyme madonna with banana either, pretty sure you're replying to Nicki Minaj

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Madonner rhymes with bananer you indian piece of shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Esl moment. Long vowels and short vowels can be tricky to master
            Ba-nah-nuh
            Muh-Don-Na

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do the needful sir

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be a holorhyme?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Pope: Sex or Cyst?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a rose suchuck ladder

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