Would you approach a girl reading a book that you liked?

Would you approach a girl reading a book that you liked?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would approach her, wrest the book out of her hands, look with contempt at the cover and ridicule her saying she likely missed important plot points and the overall meaning went over her head as she's a dumb woman whose place is on her knees sucking my wiener. Then I would hit her in the face with said book and scurry away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >picture of anon, colorized

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would give her a flower and a note with my phone number on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope this is a joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not. Why would it be? If any woman will appreciate a quiet gesture, it's a literary one. As that's the sort of woman I want, that's the sort of gesture I'll give. Contrived personas are for normies. Graceful sincerity is for the patrician.

        And I'll make it plain I do just fine with women, since you're implying I don't know what I'm doing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Probably one of the least cringe cold approaches one can do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Graceful sincerity is for the patrician.
          Have you considered starting a conversation as a normal human being?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. I'm not a normal human being. Besides, if you actually read books, you'd know being interrupted is annoying.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Graceful sincerity
          >patrician
          you lack fundamental social skills

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keep coping. I make friends easily and do well with women. I'm just high IQ and don't care about what society deems normal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Someone sharing genuine experience in a well written way
            >lazy frick replies with insult that isn't even funny with no additional content or value
            Nta, but someone in this conversation lacks social skills, but it's not who you think it is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's trying to read FFS.
          Leave her alone and mind your own business.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep the note but drop the flower
      say she looks cute and would like to catch up another time to talk about the book
      then skedaddle asap
      I've done this once and it worked and I got a date

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not. The flower is critical. I won't like a woman who doesn't like flowers.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say something like "You won't get it" to test her and see if she's a fun person or a self-absorbed psycho who takes offense at every little thing.
    If the former then it's very easy to go on from there, if the latter I abscond immediately.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to interact with someone whose first thought is 'I gotta test whether she's a self-absorbed psycho' instead of 'Cool book'. Why would it be unreasonable to find you offputting when your idea of a fun way to open is to smugly neg her? What's even the joke in 'You wouldn't get it'?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi autist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does that even mean!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That you have zero understanding of social behaviors

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok thanks for showing me the light, dude. Teasingly saying 'You wouldn't get it' - I'll have to remember that zinger for next time I see a woman enjoying a book. And if she doesn't welcome my advances, I'll be secure in the knowledge that it's only because she's a psycho narcissist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's important how you say it, but of course in your mind everything is spoken in the same monotone autistic "professional" way, and you are completely oblivious to playfulness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok thanks for showing me the light, dude. Teasingly saying 'You wouldn't get it' - I'll have to remember that zinger for next time I see a woman enjoying a book. And if she doesn't welcome my advances, I'll be secure in the knowledge that it's only because she's a psycho narcissist.

        It's a given that you shouldn't try to flirt if you don't have the IQ for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at you. Performing circus tricks in exchange for "pussy". The goyim are rancid pigs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least in ancient societies if I rape her I’d have to marry her, which is better than being thrown in jail.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What "circus tricks are you even suggesting he would perform? I don't see that he suggested any. You're just toxic. Besides, who said it's about pussy? Interest in a woman can be about more than that, and if we're such rancid pigs, what are you doing here among us, hypocrite?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound unpleasant to be around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah autismos like you generally don't like being around sociable people like me

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would ask how they felt about James Joyce and his weird fart fetish.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are vile. They have poison juices inside of them. Stay pure my fellow anons. Don’t let women corrupt you with their vile juices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've tasted some of those juices and they're delicious

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure. I'd do a slight neg like "Ulysses? Still on the 100 books everyone should read list?" with a cute smirk and then work from there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej you didnt actually say that

      I don't expect miracles but even if I ever saw a chick reading some of my favorite garbage I would give it a go.
      Some chick reading book 6 of wheel of time would have to beat me off with a stick for example

      >beat me off with a stick for example
      phrasing

      heres a little idea maybe to motivate you guys: think about the last time a stranger approached you in public. How did you feel about it? Probably anyone you choose to approach will feel the same way.
      If you see someone reading a book you like or buying a book you like in a bookshop, you might as well say hello... the outcome could only be positive or neutral.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, but only because the books I like are so rarely read by women that I couldn't help but immediately think she doesn't get it anyway and there's nothing worse for bonding than that.
    I'd be less suspicious if she did read normieslop like your picrel.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell her I didn't get it, then laugh and run my fingers through my hair, and ask if she understood it, nay, if she "got" it. And if she did, could she explain it to me?

    Nothing is more sure than the stoking of ones ego.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I would tell her I didn't get it, then laugh and run my fingers through my hair, and ask if she understood it, nay, if she "got" it.
      What zero testosterone will do to a fricker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should have gone harder on the joke, as it stands it's not evident enough what I was going for and just seems cringe. Ignore my post anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't be too hard on yourself king

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is Clifford the big red dog you moron.
      >Im only buying this for my nephew.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write my dick length on a bookmark and give it to her.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you approach a girl

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just comment on the author and ask what they think about it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you'd turn 360 degrees you would die moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >newbie

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only approach God, not women.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Approach? No I'm not a desperate simp who thinks in autistic pickup lingo. I would chat with her.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna tell her "you're still struggling in page 1 or you're just going through it without understanding it ahaha" because i'm sure women can't read the books I read

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy fricks

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is that edition so small? mine is twice as thick and it's not like it has big font or anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a study of Joyce's Ulysses by Stuart Gilbert. It's not the novel itself.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, since I decided to live in solitude for the rest of my days.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't expect miracles but even if I ever saw a chick reading some of my favorite garbage I would give it a go.
    Some chick reading book 6 of wheel of time would have to beat me off with a stick for example

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bitch, you're in my spot, and you're reading my book

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: autistic virgins who can't read body language, and try to screw women without any sign of interest from them.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We'd be colleagues, and she'd be not a girl, but a woman. As for the approaching romantically: there's a boundary there that I do not cross anymore, but we'd work well together.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. White guys need to leave women alone.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's a pretty cool book haha which part are you at?
    >Oh that one's pretty good, you're gonna love the ending.
    Then if she's not one of those completely self-absorbed people that don't ask questions back, she'll just kick off a convo.
    If she is like that:
    >let me know when you finish it so we can talk about it a bit next time we meet
    There, you buffoons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then if she's not one of those completely self-absorbed people that don't ask questions back, she'll just kick off a convo.
      Delusional kek
      >interrupt someone reading a book
      >expect them to drop everything and engage you in conversion
      Extroverts are completely fricking insufferable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they were extroverts, they'd know how to function in social situations. What they really are is autistic-level introverts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/NlCFPsz.gif

        >everyone in the world either drops everything they're doing and pays attention to me when i request it
        >or they're "one of those completely self-absorbed people that don't ask questions back"

        >everyone is a cynical butthole that avoids social interactions like me
        You guys have to at least try sometimes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to be cynical to prefer to be left alone. Some people prefer not to be bothered. When in doubt, look at the body language. Staring deeply into an open book is not an invitation for social interaction. It's literally the most socially-forboding sign there is. The book might as well say FRICK OFF, I'M READING on the cover.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It really just seems like you're projecting, brochacho. Most people, especially women, love to talk about themselves and what they're doing. I run a decently sized book/film club at university and about half of the people that are in it were invited by me after I just approached them while they were reading and just hit off talking about literature. I wouldn't say I'm handsome or a complete extrovert, but interacting with other people gets easier when you realize that not everyone is as gloomy as you think. Also have to say that you only get good at conversations by actually talking to people.
            YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY

            I think this is pretty doable. I mean, if the girl actually shows interest in you (that is, you're not ugly/don't give off a shitty "vibe"), she'll just do some small talk where you'll have to be able to carry it. At the end of it, she'll either give you her number, do small talk again next time, not talk to you next time or just call you a creep.

            Thank you for the observations, lad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone in the world either drops everything they're doing and pays attention to me when i request it
      >or they're "one of those completely self-absorbed people that don't ask questions back"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is pretty doable. I mean, if the girl actually shows interest in you (that is, you're not ugly/don't give off a shitty "vibe"), she'll just do some small talk where you'll have to be able to carry it. At the end of it, she'll either give you her number, do small talk again next time, not talk to you next time or just call you a creep.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"How's the book, prostitute?"

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