Write a double entendre that tells a lie and a truth at the same time.

Write a double entendre that tells a lie and a truth at the same time.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP was a gay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the lie?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymouṡ

    Nothing is better than Rupi Kaur.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymouṡ

      Admittedly this only works as a double meaning. Some people would say, in a proper double entendre, the hidden meaning must be risqué. In that case:

      Rupi Kaur is beneath me.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The spearman's shaft was long and hard staring at the naked men, but he was not a gay.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is dead

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a cabal controlling western civ for their own sinister ends and they don't care about you and me

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve got a big penis

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never lied

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see few know what a double entendre is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want a double entendre, why do you suck so much Black person wiener? Huh?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too stupid to pierce the other meaning
      >its the others that are wrong
      Post political affiliation.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a third positionist and also a trans

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post-structuralist agrarian Nazist

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zionist

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A is not A

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a big package.
    >true meaning
    My penis is big (my penis is actually big)
    >false meaning
    My box is big (my box is actually small)

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience, women don't lie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymouṡ

      This is nice except there are *three* possible meanings for lie, not just two, which slightly blurs it.
      lie = tell an untruth = surface meaning
      lie = simply exist (e.g. "many misfortunes lie in his path") = one possible hidden meaning
      lie = "lie down, horizontal" = another possible hidden meaning, which would be risqué and hence fit the stricter definition of a D. E.

      Not sure which hidden meaning was actually intended.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am gay

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    With nothing left, you can only go right.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a good one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was inspired by ops pic, it reminded me of my pic rel. I think it actually fits the criteria because you can go straight.

        I have raised the stakes.

        Ogre standard: Not very high.

        I like these

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I own a bat"

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelites did 9/11

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Write a double entendre that tells a lie and a truth at the same time.
    "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." - ChatGPT

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Gay Science helped Nietzsche to climax

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have raised the stakes.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Music is just noise.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ogre standard: Not very high.

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