You are aware that Neuralink is for quadriplegics, right?

You are aware that Neuralink is for quadriplegics, right?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/musk-brain-implant-first-human-1.7099093
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/30/1227850900/elon-musk-neuralink-implant-clinical-trial

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I hack into one to inflict horrors unknown to man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the implants send anything into the brain lol

      It's theoretically for anybody with a crippling disability. That's why every failed abortion on IQfy is terrified of their parents jamming them in a dog crate and dragging them to Elon's door in the hope he can fix them.

      How would implants that only connect to the neurons for movement help fix the mentally impaired?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A great number of IQfytards are physically disabled too. Many of them have critical birth defects due to consanguinity. Their constant spastic tantrums and self-harm cause additional trauma.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think the implants send anything into the brain lol
        Uhmm, Anon, I have bad news for you. Any electric circuit automatically generates a current whenever it encounter a changing magnetic field (be it a magnetic storm due to a solar activity or electromagnetic waves by human-made devices).
        If you have a circuit connected to your brain it will send signals to it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is probably why we've shielded implantable electronics (e.g. pacemakers) for decades now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, yeah. But the Neuralink isn't shielded - it's a shitty plastic case with a circuit board inside.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you know from seeing a non-functioning plastic mockup on Ars Technica?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know from that the Neuralink is not an isolated device, but a device that explicitly sends signals to the outside. If something can send signals it can also receive signals, that's the basics of electromagnetics.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally any fricking transformer or diode made in the last 70 years blocks your path

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It could (and probably does) use a diode

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it could use a diode, and it could also use a transistor to only allow signals when needed.
            Neuralink is a closed-source proprietary product, so it is better to assume the worst - glowBlack folk have full access to fry this shit (and possibly a small part of your brain) from the outside.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What exactly would anyone gain from frying the movement neurons of someone who is already disabled?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They wouldn't. But he doesn't know, can't know, probably wouldn't understand what was being said if he was exposed to people who did know, and so it's le bad.
            For what's supposed to be a tech board, IQfy is crawling with mouthbreathing luddites.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They wouldn't.
            Ah, sorry, I left my crystal ball at home, so I can't see the future as clearly as you.
            You totally MUST get a Neuralink implant, though, it's safe & effective.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gets ass ripped open
            >immediately jumps into parroting his israelite owner as a defense mechanism
            >disregard decades of regulations surrounding implantable electronics
            How to destroy your credibility in one easy step.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you think neurons are made out of conductors? like you have metal wires in your brain?
          neural electric impulses are much different than electric current in your fricking iphone (first is more mechanical, second is governed by semi-free current carriers)
          read about about axon membrane potential and gated ion channels

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this image unlocked a blood memory and i felt pure fear for a moment there

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's theoretically for anybody with a crippling disability. That's why every failed abortion on IQfy is terrified of their parents jamming them in a dog crate and dragging them to Elon's door in the hope he can fix them.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You are aware that Neuralink is [incredibly well known and basic fact about Neuralink], right?
    The answer to this question on this board will always be a resounding "NO."
    IQfy is still under the impression that it can somehow input signals into your brain instead of just outputting brain signals to the relevant tech you're controlling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the implants send anything into the brain lol
      [...]
      How would implants that only connect to the neurons for movement help fix the mentally impaired?

      Others have similar projects going and they want to send signals into the brain too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >send signals into the brain
        How would that work? I don't think scientists have nearly enough understanding of how the brain functions for that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think scientists have nearly enough understanding of how the brain functions for that

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All part of the plan.
    Vaxx everyone with the covid shot
    Everyone either dies or get terribly disfigured
    Force everyone left to implant a mind control device
    israelites win again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palestine will fall

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the reddit antenna is real

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Until it isn't

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomers so scared of new technology?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mum is paraplegic and was friends for a while with a quadriplegic. she was a (formerly) athletic woman in her thirties who had been injured in a cycling accident. after a few years of extreme difficulty and constant pain, she suddenly became very unwell from an infection and she died. I don't know why I ended up hearing about this but when she was getting very bad right at the end she confided to someone close to her that she was very afraid to die. and that's it.

    it disturbs me very badly every time I remember it, which is every time I hear the word quadriplegic. Idk why I'm posting this but I very much hope that God is real after all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's best not to dwell on that kind of stuff.
      Ultimately, the end of your life is such an emotional and scary topic that trying to think about it objectively is a futile exercise. You will always end up either coping about it to get it out of your mind or obsessing over it to your own detriment.
      Death being an afterlife, an endless dreamless sleep, reincarnation, etc. are just different ideas that give comfort to people for different reasons.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oy vey, goy, the chip doesn't manipulate your brain, it only reads your thoughts. So you can just... uuuuuuh... move things with you mind or something. You shouldn't worry about corporations reading your thoughts, nothing to hide, nothing to worry. Get. The. Chip.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neuralink was a DARPA project that was invented to allow CIA agents deployed in countries like China to remotely communicate and transmit home without ever being caught.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to give a shit until I can copy my brain into a virtual world and live forever in a digital hell

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is sticking a poz chip in your head going to fix your severed spinal cord?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >running a patch wire bypasses the old break in the circuit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By wirelessly bypassing the damaged area of the spine. I think fixing the damaged tissue would be a better solution, but until that's possible, this is better than nothing. They also have plans for partial vision restoration.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want a bunch of paraplegic Chappie's running around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't watch the movie. Why this comparison?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AI robot develops feelings and helps a human transfer consciousness/copy his brain into a robot.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neuralink is the biggest nothing

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2018
    >PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
    Ozempic is only for diabetics! IT is not for fat people! Fat people that take it are risking death! Ozempic is a new medicine and has a ton of side effects! It may cause you to die.
    >fat people: OMG!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM

    >2024
    >PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
    >Neuralink is for quadriplegics! It has no side effects ( that we know of with 1 day of experimentation ).
    >Globohomosexual transhumanist enjoyers: OMG!!!! NOM NOM NOM

    Millions must die. Millions will kill themselves. Nature will heal.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite orgasmsmsmsms

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