You can take (1) English Bible translation to use on a deserted island

Raw text, no footnotes, no no commentary, no dictionary
Which one do you choose and why

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RSV assuming translation alternatives are included

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anybody slap yoa head one side, mo betta let um slap da odda side too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inside dis book, get da importan kine stuff fo make us guys tink, da kine Solomon
        like tell us. (Him King David boy, da king fo da Israel peopo.)

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >english translation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off frenchie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am German

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've considered getting these
      I want to explore the Hebrew Bible like a European would explore Mesopotamian texts or Ancient Egyptian texts
      Is it good for my case? I'm Chinese and so I have no background in either Christianity or Judaism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like a LOTR collection with no Return of the King. Just sad.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one is the longest? I'll need as much toilet paper as possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it, bro. You're fifteen years late for your edgy atheist phase. Jesus will be waiting for you with open arms when you're done throwing a fit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christianity is massively declining because its claims are manifestly false. Cope and seethe while your cult becomes increasingly irrelevant

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet, those who believe are outbreeding you. Curious!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is that? Indians and Chinamen? Not exactly Christian, are they? Also, Christian children have a very high rate of growing up and de-converting, so not much comfort in simply indoctrinating children!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are these people living in your head rent free or something? Why do you care?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You brought up that certain people are outbreeding others. It's clear who that is globally, but you seem to need to cope and seethe when that part is brought up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ammit will eat your heart.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >douay-rheims

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    douhay rheims, everything else is for Black folk!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kjv 1611
    simply reads the best

    ignore the basedteen

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where on the scale would the JW Bible be in? I think it's NWT

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not pictured Wycliffe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in 14th century English so very hard to read. There is no real standard way to render it in a readable form.

      Also, regarding that translation there are several different types. There was an Early Version in 1382 which Wycliffe himself worked on, and a 1388-1397 Later Version which was heavily modified from the Early Version, and was made after Wycliffe's death. There could be other versions we don't know about, especially since it was before the printing press.

      Here is an attempt to transcribe into readable English a small fragment of John chapter 5 from one of the Wycliffe manuscripts, showing how the middle English connects to the modern as an example.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King James. Next question

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reina valera

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NASB 1995 (1977 is also good) because that's what I came to Christ through.

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