>"You need to worship this human sacrifice and drink the blood and cannibalize the flesh to remove the curse put on you from your dust-grandpa...

>"You need to worship this human sacrifice and drink the blood and cannibalize the flesh to remove the curse put on you from your dust-grandpa and rib-grandma eating the magic apple, or else you're gonna burn in the magic lava!"

Yeah, no.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not eat the israeli demons flesh
    I will not believe that a bush invented the universe

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is, hell isn't actually in the bible and it never says you go there for not worshiping a dead israelite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell is buried deep in the terms and conditions. ask your vicar if damnation is right for you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it on Revelation?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revelation is an anti-Ronan political tract. Not meant to be taken literally

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Evweything in the bible is meant to be taken literally. Enjoy hell sinner.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof is something Satanists and Atheists demand
            God demands fairh
            Kneel or die

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God demands believing moronic shit with zero evidence

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct
            Now are ypu going to damn yourself to eternal hellfire or believe?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just google "hell passages bible"
          '-'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol jesus says multiple times in the bible that If you don't believe you Go to hell
      Why are you lying? Why do you want others to go to hell why? What is your endgame?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jesus says multiple times in the bible that If you don't believe you Go to hell
        Such as?

        >Why do you want others to go to hell why?
        I wish I could make others go somewhere that doesn't exist.

        >What is your endgame?
        That people don't waste their lives on iron-age delusions.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Such as?
          Not him but

          Matthew 3:12
          >His winnowing fork is in His hand to clear His threshing floor and to gather His wheat into the barn; but He will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.”

          Matthew 5:22
          >But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brotherd will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, ‘Raca,’ will be subject to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be subject to the fire of hell.

          Matthew 7:19
          >Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.

          Matthew 13:40
          >As the weeds are collected and burned in the fire, so will it be at the end of the age.

          Matthew 18:8-9
          >If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life crippled or lame than to have two hands and two feet and be thrown into the eternal fire. And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.

          Matthew 25:41
          >“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of these say that if you reject Jesus you go to hell.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They support the existence of hell tho.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you understood the principles of sympathetic magic, this would all make sense to you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay that makes it way better
      >the son of a 14yo bawd who got knocked up by a roman soldoer became a magician who fricked prostitutes children and was a power bottom for his siciples he used black magic to control the world and convince everyone he was God at the orders of his master Beezlebub
      israelites were right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have zero idea what I'm talking about, and I'm not explaining it to you.

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