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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >windows 11 will NOT be being used by any hotel/retail property, here's why
    wow cool beans guys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no... all those pirated copies of windows... gone...

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where do i voulounteer to do riot police?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess... You're going to need a phone number to log in to window now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also a retinal scan, social security number, and stool sample.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stool sample.
        At least the insertable anal print sensor doesnt vibrate like the iOS one does.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but the iOS anal print sensor will make you perform a 'biometric check' at every unlock, W11 will force a 'biometric check' and leave scrambled eggs in the morning

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stool sample.
        At least the insertable anal print sensor doesnt vibrate like the iOS one does.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >chair sample

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess shitting on windows for access isn't so bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be silly, it'll simply interact with the mandatory TPM shit built straight into your processor.

      You don't have anything to hide, do you, citizen?l

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one purpose of the password is to stop people from snooping (or kids fricking up your work pc)
        my guess is they are going fingerprint or face recognition or something equally gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you VILL piss in the cup for every login

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like your social credit score biometrics chud.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a fricking authenticator app and windows hello, its literally nothing but this thread will fill up with spastics being spastics, pretending other people are spastics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm and how does one run said authenticator app?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does it work?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, for now you'll be using biometrics to authenticate
    >Urine test? Haha no, don't be silly, we only use your retina or fingerpr–
    >hey, what are you doing? I said we–
    >Anon please stop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw the botnet is forcing me to have sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how but I'm sure this is possible
        Placing a sensor or a sample collector inside an onahole and writing a pam module that interacts with some spectroscopy machine that would analyze the sample

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only use windows for games at this point, literally everything else is on linux
    >microsoft going to force me to put games on linux now because uh, because.... BECAUSE WE SAID SO, OK?
    oh no, please don't make me get rid of windows completely. no, don't do it. no please.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      w10 iot ltsc will have support until 2032

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >support
        support for what? no one i've ever known in the entire history of my life has used something called "support", only corporations, and even then they don't use it, they just pay out for the ass for it, but then just hire people to do it themselves. you want to talk to indians on the phone? no you don't, you'll just reformat like you've been doing for your whole life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at this point i should just buy second hand win7 machine as it's proper eol and sell for pennies and just move all my games there and kept it perpetually offline. use linux for everything else. i dont really care for modern games, 2010s is cutting point and win7 handles most of them fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, how will you enjoy HDR or play competitive games with draconian DRM like Valorant and League of Legends if Linux isn't supported?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But anon, how will you enjoy HDR
        on linux
        >or play competitive games
        on linux
        >with draconian DRM like Valorant and League of Legends
        on linux
        >if Linux isn't supported?
        on linux

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was exactly in your scenario, but when I did a OS upgrade the homosexuals at Microsoft decided to change all my privacy settings, so in a fit of rage I formatted my hard drive on the spot and finally made the switch
      If you’re a proper IQfyentlemen and are playing strategy and simulation games, Linux gaming just werks
      If you’re a IQfyirgin and consooming looter shooters and CoD, then you should go get Canadian healthcare for your mental issues anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing games and everything will get better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Install Nobara and enjoy just works linux gaming.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We told you what was coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...which is why you still hold to dead proprietary garbage that is not supported by anything, you filthy neet?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's what you'll be using instead
    Please Drink Verification Can.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? Dead OS. Literally linux has a higher market share than win11 at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional. But windows 11 is a "flop" by windows standards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        15% of pajeets use linux desktop, therefore there are more people using linux desktop than americans using windows 11

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are only three kinds of lies:
          1. Lies
          2. Damned lies
          3. Statistics

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There are only three kinds of lies:
            >3. Statistics
            statistics are not lies. they are lies only to dumb people. statistics can be misleading if used without understanding them. which most of morons do, and then complain they were "lied to" by statistics. statistics are just tools. and very useful ones if you know what they tell you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            statistics isnt real
            only my anecdotal reality matters to me, and any generalisations beyond that are meaningless

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >statistics isnt real
            >only my anecdotal reality matters to me
            congrats, you're the dumbest person alive

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Read nassim taleb

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *% of the pajeets that actually use puters

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does facial recognition know it's not being shown a high resolution video of a person?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      windows hello requires an ir camera

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >password-free lifestyle.
    They couldnt make this more childish if they tried

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You vill scan your dirty finger, like a criminal.
    You vill scan your moronic face, like a moron you are.
    You vill scan your digitalID chip, like a sheep.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt it already use a number pin?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was thinking on the drive home tonight about how gay it is in Linux to have to type password in constantly. my root password is asdf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its so toddlers or guests don't frick up your system. I can demolish my friends windows PC when he's not looking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >demolishes your password protected pc anyways

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't be compelled to give up your password under US law hence all this bullshit.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't work for me

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL give Microsoft my fingerprint and iris scan, and I WILL like it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is the perfect cumulation of TPM schizos , NEET Dunning-Krugers and baby ducks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That graphic is inaccurate because an Apple-tard will never engage in friendly talk with an Android/Windows user without insulting or looking down upon them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually leave your basement, you will quickly realise that brand wars are mostly thing of the internet spergs and people normally dont argue over those things in real life.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I VILL DRINK VERIFICATION CAN

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing how long we've had this on phones I'm more surprised they haven't pushed this more. They should just add a fingerprint reader on peoples mouse and be done with it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll push it on new users but it'll always be an option.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >choose the password free lifestyle
    >choose
    so there is a choice.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just read another article. If you use passkeys on your windows work machine, you cannot even use those passkeys on your at home mac. This passkey thing is DOA

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I prefer physical keys and badges to passwords. The main admin on my PC has a password, but my real accounts just use my badge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are trying to get the REGULAR user including the young and the very old to use passkeys which cant be shared across platforms like windows / mac / android / etc

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ba see ed

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks OP for the bait without any link. I'd to check the bullshit myself.
    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security/identity-protection/passwordless-experience/
    >Windows passwordless experience doesn't affect the initial sign-in experience and local accounts. It only applies to subsequent sign-ins for Microsoft Entra accounts.

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