Zoroaster

What the FRICK was his problem?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A. Persians were being MEAN to the oxen they sacrificed during Haoma ceremonies and shit. Big nono.

    B. Too few people were aware that Ohrmazd is the greatest, and that all He wants you to do is be righteous to each other, while smashing bugs and snakes.

    Zoroaster fixed those issues for the most part, and then he was swooped up into heaven, where he hangs out and looks badass forever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Auspicious numbers, and thanks man. It took a lot of work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV8mAgRT5Wg

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dirty Dravidian and Semitic dog haters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will burn during the frashagird :^)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wish I kept an AI generated Ricky Gervais sipping a mai tai in a hawaiian shirt surrounded by fire for exactly this occasion

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go my friend.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh this is good

            Thanks mate

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have another :]

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ha! hang in there Ricky

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmfao what is that pizza doing there, did you prompt that?
            Meanwhile the holy guy is just looking at him like "wtf"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This shit is great. I have hundreds of eternally damned Rickys now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have another :]

            Did he talk shit about Zoroastranism?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the Quran, Zoroastrians (Magians) are considered to be "people of the book". Therefore they are an accepted monotheistic faith.

    Quran 22:17
    As for the believers, those who follow the israeli faith, the Sabians, the Christians, the Magians, and the idolaters, God will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection; God witnesses all things.

    Interestingly the three wise men who visited Jesus when he was born are called "Magi" in the Bible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Interestingly the three wise men who visited Jesus when he was born are called "Magi" in the Bible.
      The Magi were a Persian tribe. They're among the older branches of Aryans. In Alexander's time they were still the guardians of the tombs of the emperors. They disappear after the Seleucid kingdom dissolved though. Not really sure what happened to them.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interacted too much with cowards.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoroaster didn't exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Greco-Romans thought so and they dated him to 6000 BC.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Greco-Romans
        Post discarded.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Greco-Romans
      Post discarded.

      You will suffer in the end, forever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin hell this is the best one yet

        And very fitting. Greco-Romans define history. I bet that guy thinks the OT is a historical document xD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks brother. May the day of judgement come swiftly for all those who blaspheme Zartosht and Ohrmazd.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He canonically wanked into some lake for
    a future prophet to be conceived from it "miraculously"

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped counting at 2

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