Did you remember to degauss your tires?

Did you remember to degauss your tires?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Tycoon?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DK effect peak

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When the tire spins around it is as if a set of little magnets are spun around in a circle, as in an electrical generator.

    Can we make use of the energy generated by the tires?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for the same reason that you can attach a motor to wind turbines to make them spin faster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they could actually generate a little don't they put magnets on the rims to balance the wheels kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if we put a bunch of tires together and rotated them all at once it might be possible to move whatever they were attached to

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until they learn about spark plugs and alternators. Also, discrediting tools used to measure the thing you are doing is a classic.
    Genuinely thought this was some weird government conspiracy to track where you are through your tires.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already covered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just found the site. this is hilarious. they are selling snake oil.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek sparkplugs in a diesel. Noice!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            diesels use "sparkplugs" but it's mostly for heating the fuel up in cold weather for easier start. and it's some sort of incandescent coil not an actual spark.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Glow plugs. Not spark plugs.
            https://www.carparts.com/blog/glow-plug-vs-spark-plug-whats-the-difference/
            Glow plugs are used in diesel-powered internal combustion engines. While spark plugs ignite the engine’s air-fuel mixture whenever the vehicle is running, glow plugs act as a starting aid to get the engine going.

            Diesel engines rely on the heat from the compression of air to ignite fuel, making them difficult to start when cold. Many diesel-powered vehicles use glow plugs to address this issue. The glow plugs act as heating elements to preheat the air in the combustion chambers, making the vehicle easier to start. Diesel engines typically have one glow plug per cylinder.

            Each glow plug has a terminal, a threaded body, and a tip the protrudes into the engine’s combustion chamber. Applying voltage to the terminal end of the plug allows electrical current to pass through a heating element in the plug’s tip. The plug’s body, which is threaded into the cylinder head, acts as an electrical ground for the heating element.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magnetic field bad - why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It creates EMF when moving which can be harmful to people with electrical hypersensitivity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean I can both annoy oversensitive homosexuals and make them sound like schizos, without taking any action at all? Nice!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >electrical hypersensitivity.
        pure chicanery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >electrical hypersensitivity.
        is this like them gender things?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it’s boomer psychosomatic moronicness. Some old person gets convinced that the electromagnetic waves near them are making them break out in hives or feel like shit, and then the placebo effect and the lizard brain kick in and it becomes true to an extent. They’ll legitimately display symptoms if they’re aware of electrical devices nearby, but if you sneak one in, they won’t notice. The whole thing is essentially in their heads, but unfortunately does actually make them feel like shit, so it ends up being a complete shitshow to handle, because most people will just assume the whole thing is bullshit and is just attention seeking, or they’ll assume it’s real, when in reality it’s both

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so basically Chuck McGill?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly Chuck McGill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Causes electrical infetterence. Same thing that sometimes trips up the barcode scanners in grocery stores.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's less likely to happen if you scan your candy bars one at a time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's exactly the case I was thinking of. The problem is because of the metallic foil-laminated plastic used to wrap them and other shelf-stable goods.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's less likely to happen if you scan your candy bars one at a time.

        Yes, that's exactly the case I was thinking of. The problem is because of the metallic foil-laminated plastic used to wrap them and other shelf-stable goods.

        Good thing I dont scan candy bar barcodes in my car?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't the cars body shield you?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lot of problems in my life. This is just one more.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every Tuesday, but not before demagnetising the CD collection in the car

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with people

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too fear mines when driving my car through the ocean seventy years ago.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

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