SAP is doing something similar shafting some 12k jobs in Europe and build a new campus in India. I wonder how many dual citizens are involved in these decisions.
8K worldwide, 4K in Europe, 2.4K of the 4K are voluntary early retirements in Germany and France (where it's impossible to fire anybody due to the works council so people work hard get in and then coast doing 2 hours of work a day because they can and then drive home in their company cars).
European countries with weaker labor laws get the shaft in part - I hear a quarter of the UK workforce is being let go - and of course the US gets disproportionately punished due to higher wages, despite SAP making a ton of money in North America.
>Get brand new iPhone 20 Pro >costs $3000 >Remove plastic wrapper >start noticing a strange but familiar smell >open box >hit by a sudden wave of shit odour >so strong you start gagging >fight off the urge to throw up, you want to get your new phone out of the box >pull the phone out and kick the box away, you can breath now >Look down at your phone has a streak of shit on it with a dried up piece of sweetcorn stuck to it >rip screen protector of maggots start crawling out of the bottom of the phone >switch it on, suddenly hear siri in pajeet accent praising modi. >apple india.....
Didn’t they cancel iPhone production over there because the “allowed” fecal level was absurdly too high and the rate of low quality units was as well?
Poor itoddlers….
Dominating the universe through the power of straight white christian men has already been done and is passe as frick. We're in the challenge playthroughs now.
>iPhone maker Apple
This is literally all they're known for, imagine bying a COMPUTER from a PHONE COMPANY
Soon people will be shelling out for Motorola laptops.
I started working in a big bank with a lot of Indians 6 or 7 months ago. I'm so racist against them now that I'm ashamed. Nobody understands what they're like unless they've worked with them; Everyone's been indoctrinated into believing the diversity meme.
Here's what I've experienced so far:
>their code is invariably nested at least 7 layers deep >they repeat 100's of lines of code for "clarity" instead of using functions >when you try to explain why their code is shit as nicely as you can and even link them style guides, they just keep pumping out the same garbage >they smell like BO because they never wear deodorant >they don't keep their distance when walking by you in the hallway >they loudly snort and blow their noses into the bathroom sinks >they wet their faces in the sink and get water on fricking everything in the process >one of them left a huge skid mark on the toilet seat itself >after lunch, the faucets and tables in the kitchen are covered in food, like a rabid hoard of toddlers just got fed
Even my team lead/boss is a streetshitter. Whenever I ask him for work, he reassures me that there's plenty of it for me to do and he'll arrange it. A day later, I'm still waiting for him to tell me what I should be doing, so I send him an email. He doesn't reply, so I have to wait for a rare moment when he's actually at his desk to approach him. Every single time I approach his desk, he's looking at cricket scores, booking holidays, or looking for houses to buy outside of India. When he finally opens his inbox to read my email, he has to scroll through literally about 50 unread emails to get to mine. I can't believe this guy was at the company for 4 whole years without getting fired. Indians are like a fricking parasite.
India is only just slightly not as bad as China
Sure thing pajeet
>soft serve please
Little did you know this post would make me and my cousin watch karl pilkington go to india and laugh our asses off kekkkk thank you anon
If you thought iPhones where shitty before just wait!
you dont become the worlds second richest company by paying people more than $1 a day
>you dont become the worlds second richest company by charging people less than $1000 an iphone
fify
Gotta meet that diversity quota.
Your iPhone wasn't made on a factory assembly line, it was hand built by jeets.
Frick that place looks SMELLY. I can hear the brahps and poop puddle slooshes. I can see the.. NO.. NOOOO!!!
and guess where your Xiaomis and Scamsungs are made and have been made for longer?
anon...every consumer electronic you handle was made in 3rd world countries
LOOK AT ME SAAARRR.
I AM DA IGEENIUS NOW SARRRR
SAP is doing something similar shafting some 12k jobs in Europe and build a new campus in India. I wonder how many dual citizens are involved in these decisions.
8K worldwide, 4K in Europe, 2.4K of the 4K are voluntary early retirements in Germany and France (where it's impossible to fire anybody due to the works council so people work hard get in and then coast doing 2 hours of work a day because they can and then drive home in their company cars).
European countries with weaker labor laws get the shaft in part - I hear a quarter of the UK workforce is being let go - and of course the US gets disproportionately punished due to higher wages, despite SAP making a ton of money in North America.
This should be more than enough to stop chink Applel users from dumping more money into Applel ecosytem and switch to local ones instead.
>Get brand new iPhone 20 Pro
>costs $3000
>Remove plastic wrapper
>start noticing a strange but familiar smell
>open box
>hit by a sudden wave of shit odour
>so strong you start gagging
>fight off the urge to throw up, you want to get your new phone out of the box
>pull the phone out and kick the box away, you can breath now
>Look down at your phone has a streak of shit on it with a dried up piece of sweetcorn stuck to it
>rip screen protector of maggots start crawling out of the bottom of the phone
>switch it on, suddenly hear siri in pajeet accent praising modi.
>apple india.....
Imagine ending up with a made in pajeetistan iPhone.....
Praise Be Upon Him (PBUH)
Didn’t they cancel iPhone production over there because the “allowed” fecal level was absurdly too high and the rate of low quality units was as well?
Poor itoddlers….
>Didn’t they cancel iPhone production over there because the “allowed” fecal level was absurdly too high
Source
Does the Iphone comes with a protein topping?
Wouldn't this decrease the amount of scammers from India since now there are jobs that are stable and good?
foreign companies shouldn't be responsible for other countries job markets
Samir knows what he’s doing.
>in India
phew
it would be concerning if they said they planned to employ indians
Imagine how powerful western economies would be if we weren't doing this shit.
Dominating the universe through the power of straight white christian men has already been done and is passe as frick. We're in the challenge playthroughs now.
Stocking up on poocoins now
>iPhone maker Apple
This is literally all they're known for, imagine bying a COMPUTER from a PHONE COMPANY
Soon people will be shelling out for Motorola laptops.
I started working in a big bank with a lot of Indians 6 or 7 months ago. I'm so racist against them now that I'm ashamed. Nobody understands what they're like unless they've worked with them; Everyone's been indoctrinated into believing the diversity meme.
Here's what I've experienced so far:
>their code is invariably nested at least 7 layers deep
>they repeat 100's of lines of code for "clarity" instead of using functions
>when you try to explain why their code is shit as nicely as you can and even link them style guides, they just keep pumping out the same garbage
>they smell like BO because they never wear deodorant
>they don't keep their distance when walking by you in the hallway
>they loudly snort and blow their noses into the bathroom sinks
>they wet their faces in the sink and get water on fricking everything in the process
>one of them left a huge skid mark on the toilet seat itself
>after lunch, the faucets and tables in the kitchen are covered in food, like a rabid hoard of toddlers just got fed
Even my team lead/boss is a streetshitter. Whenever I ask him for work, he reassures me that there's plenty of it for me to do and he'll arrange it. A day later, I'm still waiting for him to tell me what I should be doing, so I send him an email. He doesn't reply, so I have to wait for a rare moment when he's actually at his desk to approach him. Every single time I approach his desk, he's looking at cricket scores, booking holidays, or looking for houses to buy outside of India. When he finally opens his inbox to read my email, he has to scroll through literally about 50 unread emails to get to mine. I can't believe this guy was at the company for 4 whole years without getting fired. Indians are like a fricking parasite.