Help, I just graduated with a degree in an utterly useless soft science like linguistics because I'm retarded.

Help, I just graduated with a degree in an utterly useless soft science like linguistics because I'm moronic. I have no soft skills. I'm socially inept and very autistic. I have a gf but no friends. Even McDonald's doesn't want me. The one thing I have going for me is that I'm very good at being alone without socialising for long periods of time. I also taught myself Japanese and Chinese without any help from teachers. If I learn iOS dev or web dev or something will I become employable? Please, I feel so worthless. All of my family looks down on me when I tell them my major and my employment status (my mum and dad are mainframe programmers and all my uncles and aunties are STEM too).

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb frogposter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly a wojak

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        spiritual frogposter

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have no soft skills. I'm socially inept and very autistic
    people like this don't go to college/uni
    >will I become employable
    if you put in the time and work on your own projects and shit then you have a chance, just have realistic expectations that you are going to fight for postions with jeet graduates that barely speak english
    I'm pretty sure you should be able to land a help desk job and go from there if nothing else works, just start doing shit RIGHT NOW and stop whinin like a pussy ass b***h

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    独学で日本語を勉強したのですか?すごいじゃないですか。
    JLPTではどれくらいできますか?N1レベル?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I only passed N2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh okay well take out a loan, apply to a japanese university for a masters degree and bang japanese chicks, impregnate one, get married and live off her family's wealth while jerking off to anime

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            like you
            whatever more chicks to choose for myself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking stupid? No wait, you are. You got your entire idea of Japan from anime because you're a stupid gullible homosexual.

            Japan's salaries are fricking atrocious, borderline thirdie salaries. On top of that, their work-life balance is the worst next to South Korea. You think that they just tanked their birth rate and commit suicide for fun.

            >LE ANIME IS REALITY!!!

            Go for it, do it and realize the mistake you made.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that's bad, my dad's a failed entrepreneur who took all his failure out on me so now I'm an autistic neet shut in who never graduated highschool

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >linguistics
    I think linguistics is a very interesting subject

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks but there is absolutely zero demand for it in the real world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you can become a Prompt Engineer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just go to some tribes in the Amazon or Papua New Guinea and discover and describe new languages

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is enough demand for computational linguistics especially these days

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a job at a help desk and start grinding. Maybe teach yourself some coding languages since you've already taught yourself other languages and since you know Japanese and Chinese you might have an angle at a job that works with Asian companies.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't your family get you a job? If you're white, there are no jobs without nepotism. 96% of all jobs went to non-whites in the Joe Biden era.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't bluff your way out of being a doctor or actuary or engineer

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    step one is leave this place and never come back. step two, if being the way you are isn't working for you, be something else. just do the opposite of what you would normally do, and normal for you seems to be moronic, so you really have nothing to lose.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soft science like linguistics because I'm moronic
    become an academic and research dying languages with university resources. unironically comfy.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as long as you have the drive to learn webdev, you can get in within like a year. Just get lucky with interview and land an average starting web dev job. Then go on from there

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quads spoke anon, you know what to do

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