If you don't know Italian, you are reading Italo Calvino in French instead of English, right?

If you don't know Italian, you are reading Italo Calvino in French instead of English, right? Reading English translations of Italian is just fricking stupid.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hijacking this thread to say Invisible Cities is a masterpiece but the rest of Calvino's work is eh (haven't read Winter's Night etc etc tho)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more pleb than reading books in the original language?
    >jealous monoglots can only read books in the original language
    >patrician polyglots like myself can read the works of Goethe in French, the masterpieces of Proust in the superior Russian, Chinese and Japanese works in the opposite language, etc., opening up new vistas of interpretation and understanding
    I tried reading a book in the original language once, just to see what it's like being a pleb, and it was a suffocating and nauseous experience. I pity those for whom there is no other option.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm reading it in Spanish, which seems closer to Italian.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think that's worth it?
    I've been learning French for a while and one of my key impetuses for language learning was reading Umberto Eco
    I figure that Italian would probably be worth learning assuming that it'd very easy for me learn
    I'd also want to read
    >Ludovico Ariosto
    >Italo Calvino
    >D'Annunzio
    >Buzzati

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's absolutely no way English translations of Italian works are superior to the French translations. That being said, Spanish translations are obviously superior to French translations.

      If you want to learn Italian, then learn it. But if you don't but know another romance language, get the romance translation over the English translation.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italian is a ridiculous sounding language. I refuse to learn it on principle

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm reading it in the Haitian creole, which is not
    superior to the original tongue Italian, and is not
    superior to the Spanish translation, but is
    superior to the French translation and to the
    English translation. I am a special little
    snowflake. How could I not be reading Invisible
    Cities in Bahasa Melayu? I am reading Invisible
    Cities in the tongue of the Malaysian language,
    and that is superior to the English translation
    but not to the German translation. You see, I

    never got the opportunity to learn the Spanish
    language in Sixth Form like the others on IQfy
    did. I count it as a grievous injury that I never
    got to learn the Spanish Castillian language like

    all my friends and, yes, literary rivals on IQfy did.
    Because I did not learn Spanish I cannot read
    Invisible Cities in the penultimately superior
    language for reading Invisible Cities. Aaah!
    What a sad state to be in... I am reading
    Invisible Cities in Bahasa Indonesia.

    Woe

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite books. Still very grateful to my teacher for choosing this one during lesson.I bought it again many years later to read something on the train commute and finished it in a couple days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you not burst out laughing on your commute?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ma Italiano è così brutto che non ho mai una voglia di sapere questa lingua.
    >lino
    >ssimo
    >ne
    >chi
    >gli
    Brutte parole e brutte suoni.
    Basta!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      -ssimo is kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        -errimo mogs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The English language is literally worse than vomit, we all use it just because burgers had a big army and won WWII. This will soon change.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Easy on your ambition, Rahjesh.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Italian.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So, brown. Got it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s because Italian itself is stupid and really just boneless Latin.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    William Weaver is one of the great translators and was friends with Calvino. Together they created really wonderful works in English. I'm sceptical that whoever translated the French was as talented or intimate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sceptical about the fact that French is closer to Italian than English
      Did it ever occur to you that the English translator needed a relationship with the Italian author because of how far apart English and Italian are as languages?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The French translation is translated by Roland Stragliati.
      >Stragliati
      No doubt Stragliati is a more talented Italian translator than William Weaver ever could be.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will never read translations. I am learning Chinese for this reason

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god this thread appeared, I need emergency support from any italianons. It's a matter of LIFE OR DEATH. You will be a hero if you help me solve this riddle.

    What is this woman from some porno I found saying?
    https://vocaroo.com/1P2UB5RgDuUN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't sound italian to me, maybe it's just too mumbled, anyway I don't get what she is saying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is very mumbled, I think the first part is just "ahi," and she's saying something like "well, actually ..." and clarifying something else she just said, if that helps

        I thought I heard quando in there

        post the link to the porno

        It's far too embarrassing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's far too embarrassing
          you are on the one of the least frequented boards of an anonymous forum, come on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post the link to the porno

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've read Le Baron Perché but it was not that good, even a bit meh. What's a better Calvino book?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As the OP, I can recommend this one. It's "bust-a-gut" hilarious. I've never read the Jeeves and Wooster novels, but I imagine it's somewhat like that, except Marcovaldo is a unskilled laborer. It's like someone took the characters from all the neo-realist Italian films (e.g. Bicycle Thieves) and turned them into Charlie Chaplin comedies. Marcovaldo is fricking hilarious. The dude gets up to the craziest fricking antics.
      In one story it's a hot summer night and the Marcovaldo's family wakes up to the sounds of a herd of cows passing through the city overnight to head to the mountains to pasture. They all get out of bed to see the event, and one of Marcovaldo's son's enamored by the idea of going to greener pastures follows the cow herd and the herders. He slips away unnoticed and Marcovaldo doesn't notice until he gets home. Marcovaldo goes all over the city following countless cow herds to find his son but never does. He reports his son missing to the police and the police officer says, "Lucky bastard! Just think, he gets to go up into the mountain air out of the city and laze around all day with the cows!" Marcovaldo and his family accept this and await for his return when the cows will finish pasturing in the mountains. The whole time the family is jealous of him because he's getting an awesome vacation in the mountains where he gets to laze around under the maples all day, enjoy the views, and drink lots of fresh milk. The summer ends and the cow herds pass back through. The family waits with anticipation. As the cow herd passes by they see their son passed out, riding on the back of a cow. They pluck him off the cow and ask him how it was, if it was fun, and if it was as great as they imagined. The son immediately starts cursing and said he was worked harder than a Black person (actual quote). He woke up early and had shovel shit, and hay, spent all day milking cows, and transporting kegs of milk. He never had time to relax or enjoy the mountain air because he was worked harder than a dog. And worst of all, since he wasn't contracted for the work, he hardly received any compensation other than room and board.

      The whole book is hilarious like that. Where Marcovaldo has these grand ideals, plans, or hijinks with a countryside flair, and then when he enacts those plans, reality hits, and it's often times not as great as the thought it would be.

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