These devices signify one thing and one thing only: computers and laptops have reached a stage where they should be totally hands free now.
From the time I open my laptop, I should be able to do everything from playing a video on YouTube, posting on social media and filling in spreadsheets without even touching the mouse or keyboard.
Computers should be 100% voice operated now. That's what these devices mean. The fact that Microsoft and Apple have only 2011-tier "voice assistants" prove they're behind the curve on this way.
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So instead of being able to instantly and precisely tell my device what i want it to do, I should need to speak to it and hope it interprets my voice and meaning correctly alongside memorizing the specific syntax that it wants?
Why?
You're not getting it. You're stuck on a 2011 voice-assistant understanding.
>Hope it understands
You have no idea where the technology is at at this point, and your "precision" is overrated. If I tell my laptop to "open the last few spreadsheets I was working on last night", I've immediately outpaced you.
No, not really. Why did you close Excel since last night? I already have mine open.
Now you have to work on the spreadsheets. Are you seriously telling me you're going to do that via voice commands?
>You're not getting it. You're stuck on a 2011 voice-assistant understanding.
So is the Rabbit. Have you seen the reviews? It's terrible. It takes 3 minutes to get you the answer and then it's wrong because it missed a word you said or was continuing to listen as people are talking around you
I disagree. Why should you be a human potato barely moving a muscle
they signify that the owner is a moron
Voice operation sucks monkey dick. I don't want my pc to make noise and I don't want to make noise using my pc.
what if i dont want to talk my my computer/ phone
it seems so awkward.
Id rather just type...
rxactly !
There's one reason why voice assisted computing hasn't taken off: talking to your computer is awful for everyone around you.
Imagine an office with everyone talking to their computer to get work done. Or at a Starbucks. A library, hospital, law firm, courthouse.
An office or public space would become this cacophonous mixture of noise that makes all thought suffocating.
A hospital needs to adhere to HIPPA regulations. A law firm and courthouse need to maintain client confidentiality.
Any sense of confidentiality that using a computer or device would have would evaporate in an instant, because talking to something broadcasts what you are doing, what you are thinking to everyone around you.
You don't need to remove the mouse and keyboard to introduce voice-control. Voice-control becomes another means of computer operation that's arguably more efficient than point and click.
Point and click remains, while microphone use and gestures become dominant due to their ease of use. You don't see Tony Stark sit down with a keyboard and mouse when he builds new suits.
Not what OP was asking for. Just because fictional characters can do something doesn't mean it could actually be real or exactly as written or demonstrated. Then where's my artillery canon to shoot a me onto the moon? Oh wait, the forces involved would immediately crush me into a fine paste.
I am OP you fricking slippery-slope, false equivalence idiot.
>He doesn't know you can just tell the computer to write the code and it'll do it
Hurrrrrr kys fricking moron.
Ok then, where's his IR dot emitter/Kinect ass setup allowing for gesture control? Why is his voice perfectly understood in every single environment imaginable despite also being in a place in your picrel resembling a parking garage and not an anechoic chamber? Light itself isn't visible until it reflects back to us, so what possible medium could he be using for holograms? Levatating vibranium is possible in universe, but that doesn't mean Tony has enough money to buy any from Klaw or the Wakandans. Not to mention Vibranium is a literal do-it-all metal that also doesn't exist.
moronic midwit post for multiple reasons.
One, shit is presented like that in a (children's) movie to sell the idea that it's high-wealth and high-tech, and because watching RDJ sit at a desk and run Excel or AutoCAD is much less interesting to the audience which is the entire point.
Two, waving your arms around like a moron is not actually an efficient or precise input method, especially long-term. There's a reason input-heavy genres like RTS or 4X games are nonexistent in VR (which has input functionality exactly like your pic).
Yeah, I don’t want to sound like an Orange Reddit user, but human voice is an absurdly low bandwidth communication channel. Higher bandwidth than body language, which is why we beat the shit out of other stupid animals (they deserved it) but there’s a reason we shifted to visual forms of communication, like writing, as soon as we could for anything detailed
what even is this device
It's a smartwatch that likes Victorian era pocketwatches so much that it decided to devolve itself into one
An Android phone running a custom skin that hides all other functionality so you only interact with the device through their Rabbit.apk
Oh yeah there's nothing I love more than shouting commands at my computer as if I'm telling a moron how to do basic tasks. This is the ultimate form of convenience and totally not absolute shit.
>glorified Android apps signifying anything
>I should be able to do everything from playing a video on YouTube, posting on social media and filling in spreadsheets without even touching the mouse or keyboard
Oh yeah you should definitely try using speech-to-text technology to code instead of using mouse and keyboard lol
Fricking moron
any type of proprietary software can eat a dick
LMAO
>computer, open excel
>open sheet customer_may
>open sheet invoice
>fill column 5 from 2 to 100 with the following formula:
>open parenthesis column one squared divided by column three close parenthesis plus square root of column two
Black person, there's a reason voice operated bureautics have been abandoned long, long ago, and it was never technological limitations. Talking all day is slow and absolutely tiring.
I still feel self conscious about speaking to ChatGPT using earbuds. There should be technology to lipread what you're saying or infer it based on muscle movement on the side of your face so we can voice the words quietly.
Doing a spreadsheet via a speech to text interface sounds like hell tbh
blatant troll thread
>These devices signify one thing and one thing only: computers and laptops have reached a stage where they should be totally hands free now.
No.
>both devices fail
>"t-they lead by example because uh um-" *shits selt*
This is hands down the most brainlet technology ever invented. Made for fricking mouth breathers who don't know shit and don't want to know shit. Just let the computer help you figure life out and how to put your clothes on. Jfc.
>when your brain is so rotted by /misc/ that you feel the need to defend AI slop just because a black man made fun of it
> be op
> has severe dunning kruger syndrome
> gets btfo by everyone
fantastic
should a piano be voice activated, too?
Why would our hands be depreciated, but not our ears?
ppl who buy this shit probably have tomtoms in their car too
For me it's garmin
Shut the frick up nocode moron shill
Those devices exist solely to siphon venture capital, buy the CEO a yacht and then disappear. Nobody uses voice assistants no matter how smart they are, talking to a piece of plastic is not star trek, it's cringe.
it's so painfully obvious that this thing and the ai pin should have just been smartphone apps, the idea that VCs gave these people money is unbelievable