Are there non-plastic mice? i don't want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much

Are there non-plastic mice? i don't want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, y'know, the ones which people design traps for.

    They aren't plastic.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      what? traps? like trannies?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        no like mice traps moron. go outside.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    just wrap yours with metal plates or something fricking hell

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah my dude, I heard about the dangers of plastic on joe rogan

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wear gloves, they even keep the mice clean as a result.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post arms so we can see if you need to be worried about losing your masculinity to a computer mouse in the first place.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no hair
        Time to get the programming socks out

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's pretty good considering I haven't stood up from my chair for years, I'm bit of wristlet but rest is alright.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        How old are you? I am just 19 and i am far from that despite exercising.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >far from that despite exercising.
          my condolences on your genes, friend.
          add strength training to your routine if you're not already. nobody gets big arms from jogging.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well i only started this january and i have seen solid improvements in the areas of strength(such as being able to do 10 pullups instead of 1, 20 pushups instead of 5, 100 situps instead of 40, biking to the top of the hill near which i live in 23 minutes instead of 31) but lookswise not much has changed

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            congratulations, you have made a 1 month improvement in 9 months. but in all seriousness, any improvement is good, keep up the hard work and it will pay off in the end

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I haven't done any exercise ever before and i also apparently wasn't eating enough(fricking celiac disease and reduced efficiency of digestion) so this is already very good for me

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in mid 20s, I don't think I have changed much since late teens though.

          kinda flabby lol

          I am, i don't work out at all and am glued to chair everyday

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        kinda flabby lol

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you need to worry, fellow hairy monkey-shoulder bro.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        mirin' the hair, embrace it

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        dyel

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          lifting is a fake masculinity of urbanite middle class.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related. Pretty cheap, looks and feels nice, but you should be careful because they're not as durable as the plastic ones.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      > treated with a shit tonne of toxic varnish and finish products that will also make you gay

      Literally can't win

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can take it off and take it to a local woodcraftsman. They'll clone it in the highest quality wood you can get at appropriate prices.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They could try making one out of superwood. That should be more than strong enough and nice looking too.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't make a mouse yourself out of any material you please then you're probably already gay anyway.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    just wear gloves lmaooo

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are some carbon fibre mice, but they cost a pretty penny.
    Pic rel is €299,00

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's still plastic, moron. you are touching the resin (plastic) not the carbon

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just lift weights bro.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stress also decreases T, and if you are obsessing about mouse contact I'd wager there is a lot of stress in your life.
    Plastic is here to stay and rightly so, the benefits far outweigh the downsides imo.
    Just exercise, eat healthy and don't be a decadent NEET and you don't have to worry about your hormone levels.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are moronic, people in the past had stress to but they didn't get cancer or become infertile from it. plastics are terrible in every way, if you only care about your comfort a bad person and need to be executed.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't want to be touching estrogenic compounds so much
    Where are you even getting this bullshit from?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related. Top is glass.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    learn sheet metal forming techniques and beat yourself copper replacements for the mouse shell pieces. you could even electroplate them in silver

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the virgin mouse vs the chad pointer instrument

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