>be anglo, late 16th century. >aspiring young genius

>be anglo, late 16th century
>aspiring young genius
>most successful playwright of your time, define the medium for your english successors
>atheist
>pass around atheist pamphlets
>government tries to put you on trial, will be burnt at the stake
>right before the trial you get into a room with your business assosiates for no clear reason at all for 10 hours
>be "killed in self-defense"
>only a few days later a theater owner from Stratford (not known by any associates as a poet and not owning any significant collection of books) starts to publish his own plays, referencing directly only the plays of you
>cover has one of your favorite texts on it (Ovid's Amores)
>continues in the footsteps of your development as a playwright
seems a little fishy, no?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah not really

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare may be the better imagist and poet but his plays are not as exciting as Marlowe's. They are very primary-coloured. He also tackles subjects like homosexuality with a bravery and frankness that is lacking in the Bard's work

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare was jealous because Marlowe had a better hairline. It always comes down to vanity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one really gave a shit about that prior to the incel looxmax obsession of the late 2010s.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't be serious

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am serious. They didn't give a shit about hairline to the obsessive feminine extent people do now. To claim Shax was jelous of some guy's hairline is just ridiculous.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad you understand.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't read the bible, I take it? 2 Kings 2:23
        > Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are children and they were mocking him. I'm saying people didn't really give a shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God sent bears to kill those kids. God cared. Elisha cared.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God appeared because he was summoned. He didn't actually care some guy was called bald.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God is a slave to Elisha
            I see

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yahweh lives in a fricking box, dude.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well whaddya know, he is a genie

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >comes from the middle east
            >arbitrary rules
            >lives in a box
            >grants wishes if you do it right
            I think you are on to something anon.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is going to be haunted by the ghost of Shakespeare

    In his will he wrote
    >In the name of God, Amen. I, William Shakespeare .., in perfect health and memory, God be praised, do make and ordain this my last will and testament in manner and form following. That is to say, first, I commend my soul into the hands of God my Creator, hoping and assuredly believing, through the only merits of Jesus Christ my Saviour, to be made partaker of life everlasting, and my body to the earth whereof it is made.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him and Daniel were Shakespeare's mentors. He is who Hamlet is based on.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Style analysis has been done of Shakespeare and Marlowe and they are different.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems a lot of the old Anglos brought this on themselves

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shakespeare from the get-go is completely different from Marlowe. He is detached, objective and sympathetic to all of his characters in Henry VI, which is the exact opposite of Marlowe.

    Also we don't know if Marlowe was an atheist or not. He could have been, but he also could he been on official spy business investigating atheists. No one knows. But we can assume his death was premeditated murder and related in some ways to the spy intrigues of Elizabethan England. All too suspicious! Also we don't know if that's a portrait of Marlowe.

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