>be me, 6'8 183 IQ
>watching porn on my computer at 2am, as you do
>my computer partially crashes and the sound reverts from my headphones to the BUILT IN SPEAKERS ON MY COMPUTER MONITOR WHY DOES IT HAVE THIS?
>playing porn really loudly that my roommate can clearly hear
>can't close the video because the computer is frozen
>can't simply turn off the computer because it's literally wired one floor below me (the tower was too hot in my room)
>thinking about killing myself
>In a desperate hail mary I start smacking the monitor relentlessly pressing random buttons and it finally turns off.
This was the scariest moment of my life. How do I make sure that it can never do this again?
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You can’t. Welcome to the rest of your life.
Manage sound devices -> click on your monitor -> disable. Repeat with any other devices you don't use.
Thank you so much.
It was BDSM and you could hear the girl get whipped really hard i'm moving out tomorrow.
Why are you freaking out about it so much? You act like it you’re the only person in the world who does this just laugh it off.
people like op are usually highly insecure about what they think other people think of them. same type of person to take their headphones off in public to see if what they're listening to is audible.
>t. knower
>same type of person to take their headphones off in public to see if what they're listening to is audible
Not wanting to bother other people in public
>highly insecure
I hate you people so much, blasting your shit music on your earpods in the train.
You're annoying everybody around you, and distroying your own hearing.
Yes I am seething
i make sure nobody can hear it though
How do you make sure without checking
i agree, friend
i relish in reading them cry about their tinnitus on IQfy
Can confirm. If anyone ever hears even 1 sec of what i'm listening to i would consider murdering them even if it was an advertisement. I'm using dedicated phone with every speaker physically removed and headphones over IEM to listen to music. Fricking psychiatrists say i'm healthy and don't need help just "a bit shy". Recommend me some drugs i can microdose or something to fix this. Alcohol doesn't work, just gives me headache.
>Recommend me some drugs i can microdose
maybe like uh.. LSD?
You cant, it's a scar that will rest on your soul for life.
A good doctor would at least give you some easy tranquil just to make you frick off. Find another one or visit a real medician.
>It was BDSM and you could hear the girl get whipped really hard i'm moving out tomorrow.
maybe they're into it could be the start of a whole new thing!
Don't shit where you eat tho..
imagine thinking your IQ is over ~80 and not knowing about
this.
I don't even use windows and haven't for ~15 years and know that.
This. Guy doesnt even know how to use a computer.
>He doesnt keep an old pair of earphones connected to the monitor headphone jack
I mean was it weird shit? I doubt your roommate cares as much as you do unless they a die-hard Catholic or something.
Why don't you pause the porn video moron?
>183 IQ
He NEEDS more
>watching porn
BONBIBlack person FRICK OFFF
Have you checked and updated your GPU drivers?
>183IQ
>Totally relevant information
Either don't use your wireless headphones or set your speaker voice so low/mute that it makes no sound even if it switched
Why are you so tall, so bright and so moronic?
use linux
>This was the scariest moment of my life. How do I make sure that it can never do this again?
stop watching porn on windows.
>having the volume on the monitor set high enough that people in other rooms can hear it
>flailing like a moron instead of just lowering the volume on the monitor's buttons or turning it off right off the bat
Based 60 iq moron
Your roommate probably watches porn and doesn't give a frick.
His Roomate
Haha bet he unplugged the headphones, I'll make fun of him for 2 instances before it gets boring.
This is why you stick with jaypegs.
Who is that semen demon?
Scarlett Redd
Imagine raping your own brain with porn
>be me 7'5 245IQ
>Watching porn at 10am in church.
>Recording live stream of girl
>Finish fapping during first Hymn
>Want to record the rest of the stream for later
>Start simplescreenrecorder
>Error, doesn't support wayland.
>Morning ruined
kek
>BUILT IN SPEAKERS ON MY COMPUTER MONITOR
I don't know about speakers but 3.5" jack is really useful for office work. If it has some USB ports, even better. It's like a proto-dock then, two cables and you're set.
And? Your roommate is also watching porn
Why are dumb Ameriburgers like this?
>183IQ
>didn't just yank the monitor's power cord
lmao
It's quite possible OPs IQ test came out at 83 and he misread it as 183, wouldn't be too surprising with a score that low.
>183 IQ
Still ashamed of watching something everyone watches daily.
daily?
At that iq I wouldn't watch porn , you definitely have subhuman iq
windows 7 doesnt have this problem
I did this but sound just kept playing from my 300W stereo even after I plugged headphones in (didnt auto mute).
I just jerked off like normal and finished, but when I took the headphones off my head the sound was blaring out the speakers.
most likely one of my parents at least knocked on my door and yelled at me about blaring porn. hopefully they didnt open the door.
What porn where you watching?
Mate, my roommate was fapping in the shower to a porn on his smartphone max volume. It didn't happen only once, he just didn't give a frick and to be honest I didn't give a frick either since he always kept the bathroom clean after his performances. I recorded some of his fapping sessions and had a laugh with my friends. End of story.
Your roommate is your mom. Isn't it? And you were watching those fake incest videos and someone was asking mommy to milk them. Wasn't it?
>roommate
You need to go back to your parent's house.
>183 IQ
Clearly NOT!
Frick
>6'8 183IQ
>felled by some pornsounds
you're a faulty product.
>built in speaker on a fricking monitor
let me guess, macshit
Just mute the built-in sound through the monitor itself.
That was the first thing I did.
>doesn't watch porn in speakers in first place
you'll forever be a scared little boy
Yep. Real chads don't use headphones
I just increase or decrease sound depending on the situation
Open your monitor and cut the wires going to the built in speakers.
>fapping to videos
You will be under constant surveillance and you will be happy
Well, my mother found me with porn, and then posted on the internet that she wished she'd aborted me. She said, "He simply doesn't care. When he wants to jerk off, everything goes right out the window."
Shit wasn't particularly cash.
Why do Americans live with roommates instead of with their parents rent-free like Asians and Southern Europeans until they can afford to live on their own? Is it because most American parents these days are just single moms?
>How do I make sure this never happens again?
https://easypeasymethod.org/
Reed it.
>without willpower
back to plebbit
Why would willpower be needed to not use something with absolutely no benefits and only downsides?
>>be me, dumb manlet
who're you trying to impress here anon?
>I start smacking the monitor relentlessly pressing random buttons
...unplug the hdmi/dp cable?
...or... the power cable?
However I actually agree with you that OSs shouldn't be so eager to change to a different audio output, especially one you've never used.
Only the cheapest monitors have built in speakers. Don't buy chinkshit
Literally unplug the monitor you moron
put
> exec pactl set-sink-volume <sink name> 0
in your ~/.config/i3wm/config file.
I have like 110IQ and I deactivate speakers before watching porn at 4m.
if the earphone fails. I never have an issue. same thing if i play porn game with steamplay.